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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Revor on July 24, 2006, 01:14:31 PM

Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Revor on July 24, 2006, 01:14:31 PM
Speaker: Real American Hobos

Singer: REEALLLLLLLL AMMMMMERRRRRRRICAAAAAN HOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOS

Speaker: Today we salute you Mr. Vulcher/Scavenger

Singer: Mr. Vullllcchhheeerrrrr slash Scaaaaaveenngerrrr!!!

Speaker: When the Big Boys go in and try to fight the opposition and while they are having a big furball you just climb up in your spit 16  at 15k and standby

Singer: Immmmmm not gooinng in there because its toooo intense!!!!

Speaker: Then when the smoke clears and the reward of the fighters that cleared the skies are right before there eyes you swoop down from 15k and reap the benefits.

Singer: WOW There's a Easy P51 taking off from the field!!!!!!!!!

Speaker: Then when you someone manage to get your 3 kills by ripping the brave fighters off and see a high Typhoon in the sky while you are low you run like hell.

Singer: I'm gone with the wind!!!

Speaker: Then as you approach your runway your heart beats over 100 mph because you just cant wait to get the WTG's from the main arena so you can say look I earn those kills.

Singer: Momma's proud of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaker: So crack open a budweiser Mr. Vulcher/Scavenger because this one is for you.

Singer: Thank you for the free kiiiiiiiiilllllllllls!!!!!!!!!
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Nightshift82 on July 24, 2006, 01:17:51 PM
:aok :aok :aok :aok SWEET:aok :aok :aok :aok
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Tabasco on July 24, 2006, 01:20:52 PM
Great!!  :rofl
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Kermit de frog on July 24, 2006, 01:30:23 PM
See Rule #7
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Yoshimbo on July 24, 2006, 01:46:06 PM
:rofl  that's good
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: LEADPIG on July 24, 2006, 04:10:23 PM
CRACKING ME UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: AutoPilot on July 24, 2006, 04:11:40 PM
will you make a version of that about late war plane flying dweebs?
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: SkyRock on July 24, 2006, 04:46:09 PM
DA, now!  hee heee:aok
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Dichotomy on July 24, 2006, 04:55:16 PM
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: The Fury on July 24, 2006, 06:11:07 PM
ROFL :rofl
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: E25280 on July 24, 2006, 10:31:50 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

I give it a 9 out of 10, simply because I want to leave room for you to out-do yourself -- a whole series is in order,  I believe.

Suggestions (just to be an equal-opportunity insulter).

Mr. LA-7 Runtard
Mr. Divebombing Lanc Master
Mr. GV Spawncamper
Mr. Griefer Bastage
Mr. Furball Circlejerker
Mr. Collision Model Whiner
Mr. Bullrtin Board Toughguy Bully
Mr. Chuck Norris Anklehumper
Mr. Persona Non Grata
Mr. (each chess piece)

Lots of other more worthy material, I am sure.

Look forward to the next one (please let there be a next one!  I'm too unimaginitive to make one up myself!):aok
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Vudak on July 24, 2006, 10:45:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by E25280
:rofl :rofl :rofl

I give it a 9 out of 10, simply because I want to leave room for you to out-do yourself -- a whole series is in order,  I believe.

Suggestions (just to be an equal-opportunity insulter).

Mr. LA-7 Runtard
Mr. Divebombing Lanc Master
Mr. GV Spawncamper
Mr. Griefer Bastage
Mr. Furball Circlejerker
Mr. Collision Model Whiner
Mr. Bullrtin Board Toughguy Bully
Mr. Chuck Norris Anklehumper
Mr. Persona Non Grata
Mr. (each chess piece)

Lots of other more worthy material, I am sure.

Look forward to the next one (please let there be a next one!  I'm too unimaginitive to make one up myself!):aok


:aok
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Raptor on July 24, 2006, 10:48:38 PM
I recall someone doing something like that a year ago. Except they voiced over and had actual audio to listen to
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: bagrat on July 24, 2006, 10:53:54 PM
lol.... only one thing, the singer guy is a little more sarcastic an has a slightly more comedic humor.
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: jaxxo on July 24, 2006, 11:36:00 PM
yeah revor keep the singer guys quips shorter and more sarcastic

suggestions: Here's to you Mr. 190 dora driver guy...

"MR. 190 Dora driver guy!"


Cause when your 15k you rule the enemy airfield,

"Gonna kill some low ones!"


and when that silly con trys to defend his base you swoop in with all guns blazin,

"Look the newb is uppin!"

and after the hangars are killed by some fun police in lancasters you proudly grab alt for the way home,

"damn you tard buff pilots!"


Thank god you still have your SA when that 12k typhy comes to ruin your fun,

"aww gotta run now!"

Cause nothing say's your man more than 10 ruthless kills  and 100 wtg's,  

"Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

 So heres to your Mr 190 Dora driver guy, may you be a shining example to every 8 year old dreaming of glory in the Skys!
 
" MR.190 Dora Driver guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: nopoop on July 25, 2006, 12:59:58 AM
Revor, good read :aok

..that and Bud is the KING OF BOTTLED BEERS.
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: AutoPilot on July 25, 2006, 01:51:10 AM
Raptor was it Golfer?
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Guyver on July 25, 2006, 03:44:40 AM
lol thats funny:rofl :rofl
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: Kermit de frog on July 25, 2006, 03:50:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Kermit de frog
See Rule #7



:huh


Edit:
Doh, sorry about that skuzzy.  I wasn't thinking when I typed that word :)

This song is halirous!
:aok

:D

:rofl
Title: Real American Hobos
Post by: mojo7 on July 25, 2006, 06:44:53 AM
-----Original Message-----
From: Lip****z, Barry  (Legal) [mailto:BarryLip****z@anheuser-busch.com]
Sent: Tue 8/25/2006 7:43 AM
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Subject: Unauthorized use of Anheuser-Busch commercials and trademarks

VIA EMAIL AND CERTIFIED MAIL

August 25, 2006

Aces High General Discussion

Dear Mr. (Revor)

It has come to our attention that the web page you have posted on http:///www.hitechcreations.com/frindex.html, contains an unauthorized version of our Anheuser-Busch radio advertisement that is part of our long-running and successful Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" campaign (the "Advertisements").

The Advertisements are copyrighted content owned by Anheuser-Busch, and your unauthorized use of the Advertisements infringes Anheuser-Busch's exclusive rights under 17 U.S.C. § 106. Moreover, your use of the Advertisements reference creates a significant likelihood that visitors to this site will be confused as to Anheuser-Busch's relationship with you, in violation of 15 U.S.C. §1125(a) and the statutory and common law of various states, including Texas and Missouri.

We are writing to offer you the opportunity to resolve this matter simply and expeditiously. We demand that you immediately remove the"Real American Hobos" reference and respond to this letter confirming your agreement not to post any further content owned by Anheuser-Busch , nor make use of any Anheuser-Busch trademarks. If we do not hear from you by Friday, August 26, 2006, we reserve the right to pursue any and all legal remedies available to Anheuser-Busch. We look forward to your prompt response.




Very truly yours,

Barry Lip****z
Associate General Counsel
(Phone number withheld)
Title: Budweiser Presents..............
Post by: cav58d on July 25, 2006, 01:33:10 PM
Real Men of Aces high!

<real men of aces high!!!>

Today we salute you mr la7 runtard!

mr la7 runtaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Turn fighting, E management, acm...NOT FOR YOU!...  You prefer to close your eyes, squeeze the trigger, and then run the hell out of there like a school girl with her panties on fire...

LOOK AT ME IM FLYIN!

Sure we all want to get  home...And the most direct route is on the deck, wep on!

<I think I see a mouse! >

So crack open a budlight o mr. lightning of the skies........blablabla