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Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: rabbidrabbit on July 24, 2006, 09:58:25 PM

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.  If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away.  In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler.  If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

 Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

Fish don't mind hanging out with the other fish you caught

fish don't ask if they look fat in these pants

fish give you their best the first time

fish don't care if you're drunk

fish don't care if you fart

fish are not concerned about your income

i wipe fish slime on my pants and go home guilt free...

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Whisky58 on July 25, 2006, 05:43:36 AM

Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

;)

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: BlueJ1 on July 25, 2006, 06:13:56 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Whisky58
Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

;)

Yes.  :noid

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: PuckIt on July 25, 2006, 07:38:51 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Whisky58
Fishing sounds too good to be true.

Can you have sex with fish?

;)

Fish love worms! :noid  :noid

PuckIt

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 09:59:27 AM

I love fishing. As a matter of fact, I`m a fishing crazed redneck............a fishing fanatic...................... .........but I don`t like it THAT much. :)

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: PuckIt on July 25, 2006, 10:22:59 AM

On second thought those little sandpaper teeth.......... well nevermind. :eek:

PuckIt

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Angus on July 25, 2006, 10:36:46 AM

I used to fish a lot. But I was too lazy for mundane weapons like fishing rods, so I used nets :D

Deat fish don't care anyway :D

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: KONG1 on July 25, 2006, 10:40:35 AM

Can't say which one is better, just know they smell the same.

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: PuckIt on July 25, 2006, 10:43:12 AM

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Originally posted by KONG1
Can't say which one is better, just know they smell the same.

LMAO :lol  Now thats funny!


PuckIt

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 10:47:13 AM

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Originally posted by Angus
so I used nets :D

For sex........or fish? :rofl

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: xrtoronto on July 25, 2006, 11:17:58 AM

This blind guy was walking past the fish market and  says: "Good morning ladies.."

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Mustaine on July 25, 2006, 11:23:00 AM

A guy walked up to a woman and said "I love the smell of your hail". She turnd around and kicked that midget across the street.

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Mini D on July 25, 2006, 11:33:42 AM

Q: What did God say after the first time Eve bathed in the river?
A: I'll never get that smell out of the fish

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: OOZ662 on July 25, 2006, 11:34:45 AM

A man walks into a bar and says, "OW!" :D

..... :noid

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Nwbie on July 25, 2006, 11:53:40 AM

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Originally posted by Jackal1
I love fishing. As a matter of fact, I`m a fishing crazed redneck............a fishing fanatic...................... .........but I don`t like it THAT much. :)

Liar

you answered way too quick on that one


:lol

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 12:08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Nwbie
Liar

you answered way too quick on that one


:lol

:rofl :aok

Title: Why fishing is better than sex
Post by: BlkKnit on July 25, 2006, 12:47:37 PM

When I catch a fish...I am immediately ready to catch another