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Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Mini D on July 25, 2006, 12:42:04 AM: Yes!
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Post by: Sandman on July 25, 2006, 12:43:11 AM: Reposado!
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2006, 12:48:09 AM: Tequilla, con limon y salida. Mucho Bueno!
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Post by: FUNKED1 on July 25, 2006, 12:53:57 AM: Just the smell triggers my gag reflex. Too many blackouts in Tijuana.
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Post by: Tarmac on July 25, 2006, 01:13:14 AM: I have puked because I caught the scent of tequila from a closed bottle across the room.
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 25, 2006, 01:20:47 AM: In Texas it's a prescribed substitute in the absence of A NEG blood transfusions. Namely, mine.
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Post by: Sandman on July 25, 2006, 01:21:40 AM: The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 25, 2006, 01:24:29 AM: Errr..salt? Lime??
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Post by: rpm on July 25, 2006, 01:27:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.
:aok
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Tarmac on July 25, 2006, 01:44:08 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.

And don't let your 100lb heavier buddy challenge you to a Tequila drinking contest when you're drunk enough to take him up on it. :D
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Post by: Flatbar on July 25, 2006, 02:37:59 AM: A mans' gotta know his limitations.

When drinking tequila, that would be BEFORE you puke.
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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 25, 2006, 07:59:27 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.

Cant.
It took me close to 20 years to be able to stand the smell BECAUSE a friend of mine decided to give me a 5th of the stuff for my 20th birthday.
I of course proceeded to attempt to drink it in its entirety that very night.

Now Mixing it with something is the only way I can drink it now.
Let alone smell it
Title: Re: Tequilla?
Post by: OOZ662 on July 25, 2006, 08:05:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mini D
Yes!

Didn't know this guy still posted. Hell, he's one of my quotes. :D
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Post by: john9001 on July 25, 2006, 08:09:50 AM: mmmm, salt,tequila,lime.

only way to ride.

but only the blue agave and in moderation.
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Post by: Goomba on July 25, 2006, 09:08:52 AM: Patron Silver...or don't bother.

That gold stuff'll take the chrome off yer bumper...

:aok
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 09:44:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
In Texas it's a prescribed substitute in the absence of A NEG blood transfusions.

Goes well with cornflakes too.
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Post by: TequilaChaser on July 25, 2006, 09:49:11 AM: Tequila "Straight Up" chased by ...........another Tequila "Straight Up"

no salt
no lime
no lemon

just Tequila chasing Tequila

hence the name TequilaChaser
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Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 10:01:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.

Absolutely Correct!!

Patron Silver smells like fresh Agave, not like rank swill (read that as anything by Cuervo.. ick.. Talk about gag reflex).

God I love Patron. My girlfriend prefers I drink vodka though because she says Tequila makes me a little rowdy. Some of my past posts on the AH forums prove that... When I when from Aces High to the other kind of AH in about 25 minutes :confused:
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Post by: Mustaine on July 25, 2006, 10:10:31 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.

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Originally posted by Tarmac
And don't let your 100lb heavier buddy challenge you to a Tequila drinking contest when you're drunk enough to take him up on it. :D
or when you are young and dumb and full of....

you drink grocery store brand motezuma white to-kill-ya and end up doing a beer bong full of the stuff.

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Originally posted by Tarmac
I have puked because I caught the scent of tequila from a closed bottle across the room.
been there... still am like that.
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 10:25:11 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt
Absolutely Correct!!

Patron Silver smells like fresh Agave

:rofl Light tequila. Gotta love it.
Is it madatory to extend the pinky while consuming this women`s club beverage.

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read that as anything by Cuervo.. ick.. Talk about gag reflex.

Phffffffffffffttt! Gold is the nectar of the Gods. It doesn`t go well with pink though. :)

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My girlfriend prefers I drink vodka

:aok
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 10:32:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
:rofl Light tequila. Gotta love it.

:huh

Its got every bit as much knock you on your bellybutton potential as the paint remover that Cuervo calls Tequila. If you wanna suffer for your buzz, feel free. I'd rather have something good.

As a matter of fact, I just looked it up and Patron is 80 Proof versus your 'Real Man' Tequila coming in at only 75 Proof (Cuervo 1800)... Looks like the only pinky lifting Nancy around here is you :D
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 10:34:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt
:huh

Its got every bit as much knock you on your bellybutton potential as the paint remover that Cuervo calls Tequila. If you wanna suffer for your buzz, feel free. I'd rather have something good.

Son, if I want a drink of water.....I turn on the faucet.
Silver is comparable to buying a new set of tires for your muscle car.............then taking out the valve stems.
Suffer? What you talking bout Willis? Gold is so smooth it can be used in the place of baby oil. :)
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Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 10:40:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Gold ... can be used in the place of baby oil. :)

Yeah, tastes pretty much like baby oil... Ok, we agree. And the Patron still has higher proof than Cuervo... Or baby oil.
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 10:45:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt
Yeah, tastes pretty much like baby oil... Ok, we agree. And the Patron still has higher proof than Cuervo... Or baby oil.

:D
Some can, some can`t.
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: rpm on July 25, 2006, 11:20:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Gold is so smooth it can be used in the place of baby oil. :)

Ok, quick Tequila 101 refresher course...

Gold - A mixto, meaning neutral spirits (usually vodka) and food coloring has added. This is the lowest, cheapest class of tequila. This is rotgut.

Silver - Also known as Blanco. Can be a mixto or 100% agave. You have to check the label. This is unaged tequila.

Reposado - Can be a mixto or 100%. You have to check the label. This tequila has been aged at least 6 months in new oak barrels.

Anejo - Not a mixto. 100% agave tequila aged at least 18 months in new oak barrels.
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Sandman on July 25, 2006, 11:32:23 AM: You're talking Cuervo Gold. It's mixto. If it's 100% agave, I've found that the color is probably a good indication of smoothness.

Whatever it is... look for 100% Agave on the label. If it doesn't say it, it isn't. A mixto can be something like 50% something else. Something else being flavorings, colorings, and neutral spirts which will just make your head hurt in the morning.
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2006, 12:56:39 PM: Don't drink till the point you're stupid and you have no problems the next morning. :rolleyes:
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Post by: NATEDOG on July 25, 2006, 03:18:38 PM: There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them. - Harris K. Telemacher
Title: Tequilla?
Post by: Mustaine on July 25, 2006, 03:55:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by NATEDOG
There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them. - Harris K. Telemacher
:aok

Tell Dale you won a day off :aok :D

new one up.
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Post by: AWMac on July 25, 2006, 04:03:52 PM: This thread alone has me dry heaving.....

:(

Mac
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 25, 2006, 04:10:15 PM: For some strange reason, Tequila makes me very agressive and I usually find myself smack talking the biggest guy in the bar to start a fight. I stay away from Tequila because I'm about 1 for 3 in getting my butt kicked by said-big guys. :( (Of course, this was years ago, and I've not touched tequila since except an occasional 'rita cocktail...)
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Post by: AWMac on July 25, 2006, 04:26:52 PM: Yeah I hated it when Rip would come up to me in a bar....

:D

Mac
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Post by: Sandman on July 25, 2006, 04:28:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
For some strange reason, Tequila makes me very agressive and I usually find myself smack talking the biggest guy in the bar to start a fight.

Self fulfilling prophecy?

Tequila is no different than any other liquor.
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Post by: DieAz on July 25, 2006, 04:39:51 PM: only with the Agave worm, or in a Tequila Sunrise for something light to drink.

a real man's drink is Everclear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29) at 190 proof, clears the sinuses, almost instant buzz. :D

as for The Nectar of the Gods, it is Mead. calling anything else the nectar of the Gods, is to incur the wrath of the Gods. :furious the reason Mead is the Nectar of the Gods, is it can easily be made in nature without any help from man. a good read on Mead is a book called The Compleat MeadMaker by Ken Schramm (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0937381802/102-5789981-1240144?v=glance&n=283155)

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There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them. - Harris K. Telemacher

thanks Natedog. now I'll have a handy quote for the poor lost souls pining away in their lonely quests for love.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 25, 2006, 04:45:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Self fulfilling prophecy?

Tequila is no different than any other liquor.
I'm sure its a subliminal state of mind I put myself into when shooting straight tequila. I drink Vodka martini's to this day from time to time, and I'm not aggressive at all. (Shrugs)
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2006, 04:53:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DieAz
only with the Agave worm, or in a Tequila Sunrise for something light to drink.

a real man's drink is Everclear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29) at 190 proof, clears the sinuses, almost instant buzz. :D

as for The Nectar of the Gods, it is Mead. calling anything else the nectar of the Gods, is to incur the wrath of the Gods. :furious the reason Mead is the Nectar of the Gods, is it can easily be made in nature without any help from man. a good read on Mead is a book called The Compleat MeadMaker by Ken Schramm (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0937381802/102-5789981-1240144?v=glance&n=283155)

thanks Natedog. now I'll have a handy quote for the poor lost souls pining away in their lonely quests for love.

Another Mead afficianado! I like it quite a bit but have a hard time finding the standard brand (Chaucers).
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Post by: Kurt on July 25, 2006, 05:30:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
Don't drink till the point you're stupid and you have no problems the next morning. :rolleyes:

But what if you're stupid to begin with?
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 05:33:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DieAz

a real man's drink is Everclear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_%28alcohol%29) at 190 proof, clears the sinuses, almost instant buzz. :D
/B]

:aok Makes great swamp punch and can be used as paint remover in a pinch.
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Post by: AWMac on July 25, 2006, 05:42:46 PM: Last time I drank Tequilla..."I was liquored up like BGB on a payday night"

:D

Just kiddin BGB.

Mac
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2006, 07:15:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Kurt
But what if you're stupid to begin with?

Some people can't be trusted to do anything more complicated than breathe. Get help. Better yet get a keeper to take care of them.
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 25, 2006, 07:20:16 PM: Muahhaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
Just had to do it. :)

(http://www.rateitall.com/i-7626-cuervo-gold.aspx)
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 25, 2006, 07:45:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Muahhaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
Just had to do it. :)

(http://www.rateitall.com/i-7626-cuervo-gold.aspx)

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notbadnotbad (1) on 01/12/2006 9:54PM, said:
Let's say you're a call girl. Ok, but let's say you're a call girl anyway. So. You want to impress your trick as someone worldly and experienced, but you're still at heart a 'rita drinker. What you'd want to order is one of these with Gran Marnier. It's a very good, 100% agave. It has a price to match. That is to say, it's a bit overpriced, but if it's good enough, why count pennies, honey? Me love you long time. Until the next morning when you wake up ashamed, of course. But that's tequila for you, innit mate?

:rofl
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Post by: lasersailor184 on July 25, 2006, 08:36:54 PM: Let me be the first to say:

****ing *******. Tequila is child's play, even when it's a crap tequila straight out of a warm bottle.

Grow a pair and then we'll talk about REAL liquor.
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 25, 2006, 10:17:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Let me be the first to say:

****ing *******. Tequila is child's play, even when it's a crap tequila straight out of a warm bottle.

Grow a pair and then we'll talk about REAL liquor.
Said Captain Jack Sparrow as he reached for his bottle of Trinity Rum...:rofl
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Post by: Maverick on July 25, 2006, 10:34:39 PM: Childs play is assuming liquor has anything to do with making you an adult or how "tough" you are.:rolleyes:
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Post by: Rash on July 26, 2006, 12:01:16 AM: Try to keep it under a bottle a week, mostly straight up, sometimes with sangrita.:aok
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Post by: Sandman on July 26, 2006, 12:42:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
Let me be the first to say:

****ing *******. Tequila is child's play, even when it's a crap tequila straight out of a warm bottle.

Grow a pair and then we'll talk about REAL liquor.

Do you drink to prove your manhood?

How's that workin' for ya?
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Post by: Jackal1 on July 26, 2006, 07:29:02 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman
Do you drink to prove your manhood?

How's that workin' for ya?

Sandy are you searching for some help in that area or what?
This ain`t Dr. Phil.

:rofl
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Post by: Sandman on July 26, 2006, 09:18:16 AM: Oh ****... was that a Dr. Phil line?

Strike that... forget I said it... move on.