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Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: Flatbar on July 26, 2006, 05:38:37 PM

It is important for all of us -- of all faiths or absense thereof -- to recognize
these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
leader of the Christian world.

4. Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: BlueJ1 on July 26, 2006, 05:40:30 PM

Nevermind.


EDIT: I R DUMB

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: Maverick on July 26, 2006, 05:44:15 PM

It's a joke son.

Title: Re: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on July 26, 2006, 05:57:30 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Flatbar
It is important for all of us -- of all faiths or absense thereof -- to recognize
these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the
leader of the Christian world.

4. Southern Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

AMEN!  :aok

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: AWMac on July 26, 2006, 07:52:05 PM

5. When fishin with Mormons, bring two of them.  If not, One will smoke all your cigs and drink most of yer Beer.

With two Mormons, they keep each other in check.

Been there....

Mac

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: AWMac on July 26, 2006, 07:53:54 PM

6. A Kentucky Virgin is an ugly 7 year old girl running faster than her Older Brother!

:D

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: lukster on July 26, 2006, 09:10:28 PM

7. Southern Baptists don't have sex. It's too much like dancing.

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: boxboy28 on July 26, 2006, 09:28:25 PM

Dont forget the Seventh day adventists................... .............

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: AWMac on July 26, 2006, 11:47:28 PM

You talking about the plack pants, white shirt guys on bikes?  I greet them at the door naked and seem really interested, but they have to strip when they come in...haven't been bothered in Years.

Have 4 bikes left behind too...


:D

Mac

Title: Four Undeniable Religious Truths..
Post by: AWMac on July 26, 2006, 11:49:35 PM

8. Bad Music and Dancing with Rattle Snakes in a Church is just WRONG!


Change the Music!!!!


:D

Mac