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Title: I have the solution
Post by: Sandman on July 27, 2006, 12:00:28 PM
Crime
Welfare
Stupidity
Etc.



I can fix all of these things and the solution is a simple one... Agressive Sterilization.

Commit a felony... Sentence in addition to any time or service is sterilization.

Go on welfare... Fine, but you're going to be sterilized.

20 years old and still haven't graduated high school... sterilization.

25 years old and still living with the parents... sterilization. Of course, one could argue that these people are already effectively sterile.

VCR blinking 12:00 for longer than a week... sterilization.

Christmas lights still up in March... sterilization


:aok
Title: I have the solution
Post by: xrtoronto on July 27, 2006, 12:05:21 PM
oooh...I like your energy Sandman!

:cool:
Title: I have the solution
Post by: lazs2 on July 27, 2006, 12:14:21 PM
Not a bad idea but....  Not sure about your criteria for sterilization...

In some cases... having a high IQ could be a good reason... I have seen some people with high IQ's... quite a few really who are liberals and would increase the welfare state.. they need to be sterilized..

High IQ and never had a job in your life except teaching or acting or journalism?   sterilization.

Believe that you have a right to vote on peoples human rights?  Sterilization.

Ok.. I admit it... took the day off to take an older infirm aunt to lunch.

lazs
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Gunslinger on July 27, 2006, 12:29:15 PM
If you voted for Kerry.........Sterilization
Title: I have the solution
Post by: lukster on July 27, 2006, 12:35:40 PM
That's a long term solution. For results now how about euthanasia?
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Red Tail 444 on July 27, 2006, 12:47:13 PM
More than 17,000 posts...sterilization

Yankees fan...sterilization

Inability to resist turning any post into a partisan populatiry contest...sterilization
Title: I have the solution
Post by: xrtoronto on July 27, 2006, 12:51:48 PM
ann coulter fan ... sterilization
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Saintaw on July 27, 2006, 01:08:32 PM
If only...
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Sandman on July 27, 2006, 01:09:06 PM
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Originally posted by lukster
That's a long term solution. For results now how about euthanasia?


Probably a little too agressive, but I have a way to accelerate the program.

For felons, sterilization of the criminal and also sterilization of all of his/her offspring (including grandchildren).
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Eagler on July 27, 2006, 03:27:37 PM
can we expand your plan to the middle east? maybe put it in the water..
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Skuzzy on July 27, 2006, 03:29:55 PM
Posting in the O'Club (admins excluded) = sterilization.  :D
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Maverick on July 27, 2006, 04:59:10 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Posting in the O'Club (admins excluded) = sterilization.  :D



Having the term geek in your avatar = ster..... oh never mind, no need to sterilize them, nature already took care of it.....





 Don't hurt me skuzzy.....
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Skuzzy on July 27, 2006, 05:05:02 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
Having the term geek in your avatar = ster..... oh never mind, no need to sterilize them, nature already took care of it.....

 Don't hurt me skuzzy.....
ROFL!
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Tarmac on July 27, 2006, 05:09:00 PM
Forced sterilization?

They can have it when they pry it from my cold dead hands!!! :D
Title: I have the solution
Post by: LePaul on July 27, 2006, 05:12:09 PM
People who post here seeking emergency medical advice......sterilization
Title: I have the solution
Post by: Pei on July 27, 2006, 09:13:26 PM
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Talking out of turn...that's a paddling.
Looking out the window...that's a paddling.
Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling.
Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling.