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Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Toad on July 28, 2006, 07:25:46 PM
They certainly fit the profile.

Well?
Title: Re: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Boroda on July 28, 2006, 07:31:15 PM
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Originally posted by Toad
They certainly fit the profile.

Well?


Not in Russian Federation. So far no Russian citizens were harmed by their actions.

Seriously, it's our govmt official position.
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Shuckins on July 28, 2006, 07:40:49 PM
Rumors of their terrorist activies are greatly overblown.

The elves were a peaceful and contented lot, united in a common goal to bring joy into the world.

That is until November of 2000, when Bernard attempted to unionize them.

Aside from a few old fashioned riots, which trashed the workshop, no elf ever strapped explosives to his midsection and made a martyr of himself...despite the widespread belief that martyrdom was rewarded with two dozen virgin pixies.

Reconciliation between Clause and his workers was facilitated by the establishment of a wage, increases in leave time to two days a year, and travel junkets to Mauritania and Cancun.
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Meatwad on July 28, 2006, 07:49:51 PM
They are teh EVIL!!!!
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Elfie on July 28, 2006, 07:55:00 PM
This Elf was a terrorist, at least in AirWarrior where I met Santa in aerial combat. His Ki-84 vs my F4U. I killed Santa. No more climbing down the chimney leaving presents for children all over the world. :t
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: DiabloTX on July 28, 2006, 08:10:10 PM
If it weren't for those damned Elves we'd be ruling Middle-Earth right now.


Regards,
Sauron
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Meatwad on July 28, 2006, 08:12:59 PM
Are Keebler elves related to them?
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Shamus on July 28, 2006, 09:45:25 PM
Maybe not the elves, but homland security is planning on reactivating the Dew Line to try and bring down their fat terrorist leader when he tries to sneak in this year.

shamus
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Donzo on July 28, 2006, 09:54:07 PM
Not sure about the elves.

I always wondered about the Oompa Loompa's...they freaked me out.  No telling what they did when they weren't making candy.

(http://www.donzo.com/AH/oompa_loompa.jpg)
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: nirvana on July 28, 2006, 09:57:14 PM
No but Santa was.  If you have ever heard the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, you'll completely understand.  It's a tragic tale of the reindeer being blown to smithereens and cooked by a flame thrower, elves being damaged, horrific.



:t
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: lukster on July 28, 2006, 09:57:49 PM
No blood for toys!
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: xrtoronto on July 28, 2006, 10:09:40 PM
Of course they are terrorists. We in Canada view them as an organization that must be stopped. Some might call them 'freedom elves', but those people are just plain dumb.

It's their ideology that we all find so offensive. They appear as a constant threat and until everyone of them is dead, there will be no peace. The more of them we kill, the more there seems to be.

We condemn in the strongest terms the Santa elves and their backers and supporters, the Keebler elves. The other big player in this axis of elves is the Pillsbury Dough Boy, who is continuing the work on his microwave oven technology, insisting it is for peaceful purposes only.

We want all our allies to freeze the assests of these terror groups and support us in the fight against terror. You are either with us, or you are with the elves.
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: majic on July 28, 2006, 10:16:11 PM
"axis of elves"


:lol
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: eagl on July 28, 2006, 10:24:12 PM
You're forgeting their heritage of slavery.  They have the right to act poorly because their ancestors were enslaved.  Their current status as card-carrying elven union members doesn't make up for the suffering their great great great great grandparents wen through.

Bigotry, that's what it is.  How about a little tolerance.  Better yet, how about making everyone who's ancestors weren't enslaved pay up some cash reparations to people who's ancestors WERE enslaved.  Let's set this right, and think about the elven children!
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: GtoRA2 on July 28, 2006, 10:52:48 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
You're forgeting their heritage of slavery.  They have the right to act poorly because their ancestors were enslaved.  Their current status as card-carrying elven union members doesn't make up for the suffering their great great great great grandparents wen through.

Bigotry, that's what it is.  How about a little tolerance.  Better yet, how about making everyone who's ancestors weren't enslaved pay up some cash reparations to people who's ancestors WERE enslaved.  Let's set this right, and think about the elven children!


You are such a government propaganda mouth peace!

You know there are no elf children, the CIA saw to that.  One airdrop of poisoned pixie sticks and the fields were carpeted with dead Elvin children!


This is a war of revenge!
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: nirvana on July 29, 2006, 12:00:33 AM
:rofl Nice
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Jackal1 on July 29, 2006, 09:51:39 AM
How much do you trust little flits running around in upturned, pointy shoes?
(Those from San Fran please do not reply) :rofl
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: lukster on July 29, 2006, 09:52:27 AM
DEATH TO THE GREAT SANTA!

(http://polargeek.com/wp-uploads/images/merry_xmas.jpg)
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Shuckins on July 29, 2006, 11:01:28 AM
Lukster,

LOL...where do you find that stuff?!

I'm gonna have nightmares.

Regards, Shuckins
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: WhiteHawk on July 29, 2006, 11:44:14 AM
:noid
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: Blooz on July 29, 2006, 12:09:48 PM
Hermey the dentist's real name is Ahkmed bin Saladam Mohamar!

(Insert photoshopped pic of Hermey the elf with AK47 here.)
Title: Were Santa's elves a terrorist organization?
Post by: lukster on July 29, 2006, 03:22:56 PM
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Lukster,

LOL...where do you find that stuff?!

I'm gonna have nightmares.

Regards, Shuckins


Sandman told me that google was my friend.

He was wrong. ;)