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Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: deSelys on August 01, 2006, 07:58:12 AM
(http://users.skynet.be/bk262672/stuff/P6150077.jpg)
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: FUNKED1 on August 01, 2006, 08:01:30 AM
Exhibit 3A from infanticide trial.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: DieAz on August 01, 2006, 08:02:36 AM
are you sure there is no lead in the paint?
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: DieAz on August 01, 2006, 08:03:50 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Exhibit 3A from infanticide trial.



yea what he said ^^^^
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Masherbrum on August 01, 2006, 08:04:38 AM
"US decides that corporal punishment will be brought back."
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: eagl on August 01, 2006, 08:07:12 AM
Child labor laws challenged as minimum wage increase leads to contractor cutbacks.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: cav58d on August 01, 2006, 08:10:50 AM
"Liberal nutjob, Cindy Sheehan uses the above photo to argue why abortion should remain legal. She also exclaims that President Bush and his administration are to blame for this "accident"....A protest has been scheduled for next week"



















































(page 6)  Cindy Sheehan is rumored to be sucking on Hugo Chavez's  wiggle stick
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: lukster on August 01, 2006, 08:16:55 AM
Hehe.

My daughter was painting her exercise room and stepped out to answer the phone. Her son stepped in to help while she was talking to his father.

(http://inettek.com/pics/painting.jpg)

(http://inettek.com/pics/artist.jpg)
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: deSelys on August 01, 2006, 08:19:00 AM
Ouch Lukster! Your grandson is quick.


Personally, I think that there is a market for kid-sized handcuffs.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Meatwad on August 01, 2006, 08:20:58 AM
Poor TV, it never harmed anyone :(
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Saintaw on August 01, 2006, 08:25:32 AM
deselys, I hope for the sake of your living room that these aren't your kids lol!
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Mickey1992 on August 01, 2006, 08:43:12 AM
Why my son would not be able to sit for a week.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: lasersailor184 on August 01, 2006, 08:49:34 AM
Reminds me of something I said in a grocery market.

I was standing in a huge line with some food and stuff and waiting patiently.  The next aisle over was a lady with 3 kids, all of which were going ape****.  They were screaming, hitting stuff, running around and kicking their mom.  She of course wasn't doing anything.  Nothing at all.

Finally, I turned around to a little old lady in line behind me and say, "Doesn't it just make you wish that child abuse was legal?"

She was so stunned that she stopped breathing for 30 seconds.  Meanwhile the cashier couldn't stop laughing.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Red Tail 444 on August 01, 2006, 08:56:58 AM
Whitewashing the media:

President Bush (center) and Karl Rove (right), upon seeing Ambassador Wilson criticize the Administration on Meet the Press, attack the television in an attempt to engage in yet another unscrupulous cover-up.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: deSelys on August 01, 2006, 09:31:05 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
deselys, I hope for the sake of your living room that these aren't your kids lol!


Hell no! If that had happened at home, I certainly would have been chasing the kids armed with a fly swatter instead of calmly taking a pic of the rampage.
Title: Re: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Gunslinger on August 01, 2006, 09:37:09 AM
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Originally posted by deSelys
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THe bellybutton woopins commenced shortly there after and the kids havn't sat down since!
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: NATEDOG on August 01, 2006, 09:47:40 AM
Grounded For Life!
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: lukster on August 01, 2006, 11:18:06 AM
Reminds me of the time when I was 3 or 4. I grabbed a brillo pad and washed our car with it. I didn't get far before my mother showed her lack of appreciation.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: xrtoronto on August 01, 2006, 11:29:42 AM
A reason why some mothers eat their young
Title: Re: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Maverick on August 01, 2006, 01:28:54 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
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The Demo party's coverup and white wash training starts early in the households of the truly dedicated....















:p
Title: Re: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Vudak on August 01, 2006, 01:36:06 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
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One can only blame that twinkle in their eye, many moons ago.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Nilsen on August 01, 2006, 01:37:47 PM
"white kids can jump"






just see what happens 2 seconds after dad has finished photographing teh evidence
Title: Re: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Maniac on August 01, 2006, 02:11:11 PM
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Originally posted by deSelys
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Caption = LoL!
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: icemaw on August 01, 2006, 03:08:58 PM
i can just imagine the brillo pad bath in salt water they recieved shorty after the photo was taken
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: GtoRA2 on August 01, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
You know, if you leave paint out where a kid can get it, it is your own fault.


My caption...



Kids being kids.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 01, 2006, 03:43:36 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
You know, if you leave paint out where a kid can get it, it is your own fault.


My caption...



Kids being kids.


In the original pic I recognise that can. That not paint, thats primer

Not so bad if its the water based. But if its the Shallac based stuff they didnt wash it off.
They wore it off LOL

but the blue in the lable tells me it was the water based stuff as the shallac based stuff comes has red on the label

Couple years ago I was painting in one of those large two story foyours that are real popular these days. It was a tri color deal on the walls with trim being nailed to the walls like giant picture frames.
One color on the frame, one color inside the box, and another color on the rest of the walls.

Customer had a kid around 3-4 years old who kept comming into the foyour and watching me. I kept warning the people thwey had to mind their kid cause I was going to be having open cans of paint. And I wasnt going to be responcable if he got into it.

They would call in into the other room, and two minutes later he would be back again. I would tell them,and wrn them again and they would call him again. And again he would come back two minutes later. This went on for about an hour.
So Im up on the ladder doing my buisness and as I come back down I turn around and see ther kid happily painting their beautiful brand spanking new white formal living room carpet this real nice shade of Dark Burgandy (Ben Moore-Cranberry Cocktail)

Dont know if they ever did get that carpet clean. I doubt it.
Reds tend to leave permanent stains.
Cant say I didnt warn them.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: GtoRA2 on August 01, 2006, 04:05:30 PM
Lol yeah.


But they paid the price for being crappy inattentive parents.



You know when I saw it I was wondering if it was oil based, could be pretty dangerous to kids, but I lack you knowledge of paint and primer hehe


Funny story. I was priming my room with an oil based primer in preparation of selling the house when my parents were getting divorced. My buddy Steve was helping, I was rollering the ceiling, when the stick the roller was screwed onto broke.  It hit my friend in the head and rolled a coat of primer down the left side of his face.

He was really unhappy about me having to use paint thinner to get it off.

We were a bit sick and out of it the rest of the day too, prolly not enough ventilation lol.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: 101ABN on August 02, 2006, 10:42:12 AM
Trading Spaces goes terribly wrong.
Title: Caption this 01 AUG 2006
Post by: Bingo73 on August 02, 2006, 11:05:36 AM
Why I don't have kids.