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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Shuckins on August 02, 2006, 03:09:50 PM
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...movie is on now.
I swear...does the man wear a mask or does he really have only ONE facial expression?
Steven Seagal angry: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
Steven Seagal happy: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
Steven Seagal sad: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
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he can still kick Jon claude van damns but :aok
BTW which one is on? out for justice is probably my fav ;)
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Yeah...but when I saw him in one of his most recent movies, it looked like he was carrying around a spare tire.
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It's "Belly of the Beast."
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Under Siege kicked ass.
Erika Eleniak jumping topless out of a cake.
Cinema masterpiece.
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Originally posted by indy007
Under Siege kicked ass.
Erika Eleniak jumping topless out of a cake.
Cinema masterpiece.
Erika, mmm, mmm, yummy! She's a hottie!
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See Rule #7
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He would kick some Chuck Norris bellybutton too :aok
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
See Rule #7
IIRC Kelly LeBrock? or the wife before?
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
IIRC Kelly LeBrock? or the wife before?
It was his Japanese wife, he ran the dojo though.
was the only american to ever do it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal talks about it, but there is alot of speculation, and that entry seems a bit biased against him. I saw something I forgot where that showed footage of him teaching, and doing exihbitions before he got into acting, he was really good non-choreographed fighting, he actually knows real fighting not just hollywood fake fighting.
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Originally posted by Mustaine
It was his Japanese wife, he ran the dojo though.
was the only american to ever do it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal talks about it, but there is alot of speculation, and that entry seems a bit biased against him. I saw something I forgot where that showed footage of him teaching, and doing exihbitions before he got into acting, he was really good non-choreographed fighting, he actually knows real fighting not just hollywood fake fighting.
Cool. The best scene IMO was both Steven and Tommy Lee Jones having that knife fight in Under Siege. Tommy is a student of Aikido as well.
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Cool. The best scene IMO was both Steven and Tommy Lee Jones having that knife fight in Under Siege. Tommy is a student of Aikido as well.
I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...
stabbed myself in the head :rofl
"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."
I was a moran back then.
:lol
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Always been something about Segal. Dont know what it is.
that makes me want to hit him the the head with a brick just as hard as I can
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Originally posted by Mustaine
I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...
stabbed myself in the head :rofl
"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."
I was a moran back then.
:lol
:rofl :cry :rofl :cry
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Ennis, Montana in 1992 or there abouts.
Steven Seagul owned a "working ranch" as they call it in Ennis. He usually flew in and barked orders, spent a weekend and flew out. Had a really nice limo at the ranch. His drive way became alittle washed out so Seagul comes into town to find a contractor to grade it.
Now, Ennis has become quite the Hollywood star town, starting with of course all the stars from Gunsmoke stayed in Ennis while they shot scenes in the nearby Virginia City in the 60's, then Jane and Ted buying a buffalo ranch in around the area back in the 80's. They filmed Lonesome Dove 2 there, parts of "A river runs through it", and . Most of these stars blend in with the surround area and local residents, driving 4WD vehicles, dressing in casual jeans and shirt....
But not Seagul. He comes into town with his limo and driver, looking for Frank, who was the only guy with big equipment in town during that time for grading drive ways. Frank was an alcoholic, he had hired hands do the dirty work of his business, but Frank wrote the contracts. Seagull was told the only place you find Frank is at the Silver Dollar Saloon drinking after 1:pm in the afternoon.
So Seagul shows up, in limo, with driver, in a suit. He tells the driver to go into the bar and get frank and they'll do the contract in the back of the limo.
The driver tells Frank the situation, and Frank tells the driver "You tell that pompuoes (sp) SOB that if he wants my services, HE comes to ME, in here!". The driver goes out to tell Seagull and sure enough Seagull goes in and signs the contract in the Silver Dollar Saloon, full of cowboys that have recently finished their work on the local ranches....in his suit.
Well, a few years later, Seagull gets in trouble with the law in California. He beat up his girlfriend. The judge slaps Seagull's hands and puts a restraint order on him. So, Seagull, being the classy gentleman he is, sends one of his BODY GUARDS to beat her up. She sues, Seagull is forced to sell his ranch in Ennis to pay. End of story. Just another hollywood pric.
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Segal and his movies... where to start.
To cut it short: Each of his movies is a worse rerun of the previous one. Yet, for some unknown reason, I probably have seen most of them... hmmm
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I heard once that he's an environmental whacko. Is that really the case or not?
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He's been a one hit wonder to me
Under Seige was great. Maybe there was one or two more that were ok.
But his other movies, that for some reason SpikeTV insists on airing all the time, are the cheesiest of the cheesy.
I caught the end of one, some sorta "grab the nuke, I'll fly the chopper one mile off the coast in deep water so it doesnt harm anyone". It was just painful to watch.
The man has the tough guy look...but its come and gone. Yet they are still making these low budget movies around his various grimaces, poses and the sort.
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Originally posted by Mustaine
I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...
stabbed myself in the head :rofl
"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."
I was a moran back then.
:lol
Well that explains the avatar then.
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To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout. What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate. He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around). Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang? I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout. What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate. He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around). Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang? I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.
The maritial arts in most movies are tweaked and perverted to look good. This is not something SS has a monopoly on.
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Originally posted by Nilsen
He would kick some Chuck Norris bellybutton too :aok
"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"
:D
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Originally posted by Shuckins
Yeah...but when I saw him in one of his most recent movies, it looked like he was carrying around a spare tire.
Im not sure what it was, but I saw him on some show where he was showing off his guitar and sword collection. The fat bastard had to weigh 300lb or more. He was wearing some native American looking mumu thing.
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He's a bag of sweetheart.
Only person he could take down in real life was his fine-ass-wife. In fact, while living in LA, I became friends with a Nepalese whose father was charged with the task of building a shrine on Segal's property. He built the shrine. Segal has yet to pay.
That was three years ago.
Short Live Segal.
Oh yeah, Erika Elleniak Rocks.
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Dont forget to pick up his new blues album "Mojo Priest":aok
http://www.stevenseagal.com/music/
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Originally posted by Shuckins
...movie is on now.
I swear...does the man wear a mask or does he really have only ONE facial expression?
Steven Seagal angry: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
Steven Seagal happy: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
Steven Seagal sad: tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down
...............and all fo this with his hands folded calmly in front of him...........even in a nuclear attack. :)
His sis aint too shabby though. :aok
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(http://www.blogcadre.com/files/images/segal.preview.jpg)
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:rofl
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Originally posted by Neubob
He's a bag of sweetheart.
Only person he could take down in real life was his fine-ass-wife. In fact, while living in LA, I became friends with a Nepalese whose father was charged with the task of building a shrine on Segal's property. He built the shrine. Segal has yet to pay.
That was three years ago.
Short Live Segal.
Oh yeah, Erika Elleniak Rocks.
And lets not forget his , coughcough Akido (http://www.bullshido.net) skills.
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No way he could take Norris.
Chuck Norris works out and hones his martial arts skills religiously. He'd wear Segal's pudgy arse out through shear stamina, if nothing else.
Regards, Shuckins
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Didn't Bruce Lee kick Norris' ass?
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I saw a Jean Claude Van Damme movie recently. It was so bad that it had unintentional humor. It was one of the top 3 bad movies I've ever seen.
It was so bad that I cursed myself for switching to that channel, yet it was interesting how bad it could get. And it did.
After the movie finished, I felt that I got robbed for 1 hour of my life.
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Originally posted by moot
Didn't Bruce Lee kick Norris' ass?
Bruce Lee broke Chuck Norris's neck during the making of a film, from what I've read. I cannot remember the film, it may have been "Enter the Dragon".
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout. What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate. He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around). Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang? I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.
Hiroyuki Sanada (last samauri), and probably Jackie Chan, would straight up PWN Seagal, or Norris, for that matter.
Only difference is that these martial artists don't try to portray themselves as bad-asses. You can't argue their talent in various disciplines, however.
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"When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part."
"Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face."
"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."
"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."
Sorry, couldn't help myself.