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Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: JB88 on August 05, 2006, 01:06:52 AM: i have questions regarding an incident and how to handle it.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: nirvana on August 05, 2006, 01:10:22 AM: 96delta, Colt44, M36, Xmarine, are all cops or ex cops that i'm sure of, there are a few that I think are but i'd rather not guess.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Debonair on August 05, 2006, 01:16:17 AM: :noid :noid :noid :noid
:noid :noid :noid
:noid :noid
:noid
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: JB88 on August 05, 2006, 01:30:45 AM: lol debonair.

thanks nirvana...i'll keep an eye out for them.

i just have some questions. i need some good solid straigtforward advice.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Tarmac on August 05, 2006, 01:58:55 AM: Me ME MEEEE

Feel free to zing a PM my way if you don't want to discuss it here.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: rpm on August 05, 2006, 03:30:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Tarmac
Me ME MEEEE

Feel free to zing a PM my way if you don't want to discuss it here.
I call foul! How can we jeer and ridicule if you don't make it public knowledge? :furious
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: AWMac on August 05, 2006, 06:42:51 AM: True.... ya gotta spill yer guts...

Was it Rape, child molestation, animal sex, caught at midnight with yer donut in a pumpkin?

C'mon we're here to help.

Mac
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: rabbidrabbit on August 05, 2006, 09:05:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
True.... ya gotta spill yer guts...

Was it Rape, child molestation, animal sex, caught at midnight with yer donut in a pumpkin?

C'mon we're here to help.

Mac

Ya Mac can help on those but you might want to talk to the others or a lawyer on other issues.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 05, 2006, 09:09:10 AM: Whateve the problem is. Nothing can solve it better then a good old fasioned execution ;)
Title: Re: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: PuckIt on August 05, 2006, 10:05:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
i have questions regarding an incident and how to handle it.

I be the Poe Poe. You can PM me or post its up to ya. If you havent allready got yur answer.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Tarmac on August 05, 2006, 11:56:22 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
I call foul! How can we jeer and ridicule if you don't make it public knowledge? :furious

Not my fault you missed the threads :)

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138374&highlight=officer+tarmac
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121452&highlight=tarmac+police
http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130546&highlight=tazer
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Nilsen on August 05, 2006, 12:03:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
caught at midnight with yer donut in a pumpkin?

C'mon we're here to help.

Mac

:D
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: xrtoronto on August 05, 2006, 12:09:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
yer donut in a pumpkin?

mmm...can't wait till October:cool:
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: SMIDSY on August 05, 2006, 12:10:02 PM: OH SNAP!! ITS DAH PO PO!!! CHEESE IT FELLAS!! *ditches stash*
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: rabbidrabbit on August 05, 2006, 12:27:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
mmm...can't wait till October:cool:

Yup, that figures about right...> I'll bet that cucumber crop is just like christmas.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Maverick on August 05, 2006, 12:44:39 PM: What's up JB?
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: x0847Marine on August 05, 2006, 02:53:26 PM: I'm retired, but still remember a few things.

BTW the LA Sheriffs Dept is hiring, $3,700 mo. to start.
http://www.lasd.org
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Debonair on August 05, 2006, 03:07:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
...caught at midnight with yer donut in a pumpkin?....

[SIZE=9]ThATS NOT iLLEGALl!!!!11[/SIZE]
u closed minded jerk!!!
1st u dont want guys dating your daughter & now this
u r probably teh pornogapher

[SIZE=8]8====> [/SIZE]
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: xrtoronto on August 05, 2006, 03:22:52 PM: This was in the "Washington Post"... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." This is pretty damn good. Drunk and horny, he still came up with this!

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?":lol
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: nirvana on August 05, 2006, 03:26:08 PM: :lol Nice Toronto
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: M36 on August 05, 2006, 04:00:10 PM: Excellent Toronto!!!!!!:rofl

JB88, PM if you want another opinion.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: john9001 on August 05, 2006, 06:30:04 PM: i thought the police were to "protect and serve" at least brenda could have "served" him.
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: Debonair on August 05, 2006, 07:58:37 PM: oh yeah, i am now imagining a sheep with a pumpkin zOMG!!!111!

gigidddy
Title: any cops here in the o'club?
Post by: AWMac on August 06, 2006, 07:23:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Debonair
oh yeah, i am now imagining a sheep with a pumpkin zOMG!!!111!

gigidddy

Now you're confusing Apples with Oranges!

Mac