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Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Nemeth on August 05, 2006, 09:37:57 PM
(Canadians copy this and pass it on!!)

         FORWARDED  IN THE NAME

                 OF  PATRIOTISM  


We  all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman  other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if  he does.
                 
   
 
So  next Sunday at 4:00  PM  Eastern time, all Canadian  women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to  help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
                     
Circling  your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist  effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in  front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to  demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other  than their wife and to show support for all  Canadian  women.  
                   
 
And  since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold  six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist  sentiment.  

The  Canadian  Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and  applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.  
           
           God  bless the  Beaver  
                         And  
GOD  BLESS CANADIAN  WOMEN!  
 
 
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS  ON
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Meatwad on August 05, 2006, 09:40:46 PM
You know that forwarded messages are created by terrorists in hops that everyone will be so busy forwarding everything that the internet will self destruct from being overloaded
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Nemeth on August 05, 2006, 09:43:43 PM
um....  OK........
btw this is just a joke message... not supposed to be real.... just a joke.... geez!
althou it would b nice, dont u agree??
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: eagl on August 05, 2006, 09:52:29 PM
Meatwad must be teh canieden islimast!  He is anti-nekkid women and beer!
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Nemeth on August 05, 2006, 09:56:43 PM
AH YOUR RIGHT!!!  thats why he knows about the terrorist plan to overload Hotmail, Gmail, Yahoo and all other email service providers!!!   CALL TEH PO LICE!  CALL SWAT!!!  CALL THE CIA!!!!  CALL THE RCMP!!!  ....... wait.... RCMP???  do they still do stuff????  didnt they let an assassin into jean cretchien's house???
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Meatwad on August 05, 2006, 09:59:23 PM
In order to bring the world to their knees, I will release a worm onto the internet to completely remove all porn from the internet. It will also remove all pictures of sheep unless I get.......................... ..


One million dollars!

(http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/dr.evil_one_miliion_dollars.jpg)
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: vorticon on August 05, 2006, 10:43:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
In order to bring the world to their knees, I will release a worm onto the internet to completely remove all porn from the internet. It will also remove all pictures of sheep unless I get.......................... ..


One million dollars!

(http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/dr.evil_one_miliion_dollars.jpg)


fries with that?
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Meatwad on August 05, 2006, 10:59:43 PM
Yes please.
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: T0J0 on August 05, 2006, 11:39:40 PM
So Nash may not be around to play next week, or is it the following sunday?!
Err Socialist, terrorist, trendy anti americanist... Its hard to pinpoint sometimes...
:)
TJ
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: AWMac on August 06, 2006, 09:12:06 AM
The RCMP are in charge of the Canadian Space Program thank you very much!

They are just suffering a slight set back cuz their arms are tired and they can't get the beaver high enough.

Just kidding...

Mac
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Meatwad on August 06, 2006, 09:13:57 AM
MMMM high beavers :)
Title: Rooting out terrorist in Canada
Post by: Nemeth on August 06, 2006, 08:53:53 PM
AH!!!!  he didnt say anything bout drunk beavers!!!   HES A KOREAN MILITANT!!!!!   HES GONNA BOMB THE CAMPBELLFORD WATER TOWER!!!!  RUN!!!! (plz dont thats where their gonna put the highspeed tower, ive been waitin sice april for it and its finally coming!!!)