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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SOB on May 18, 2001, 11:43:00 AM
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http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/britain010517_divorce.html (http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/britain010517_divorce.html)
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Aw well, if I remember well, it takes only one year to be able to divorce. (It takes 5 years minimum here, in Belgium).
Best is not to be a foo' and keep a lot of pets home (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
Saw
[Mass]
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Heh, who gets married these days anyway? Many more people prefer to live with someone instead.
BTW, I am a b'stard.
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Originally posted by Dowding:
BTW, I am a b'stard.[/B]
We knew that already! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
<GDR>
Mav
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I personally recommend ANYONE who is considering marriage to first live with that person a min. of 6 months. If I had not done this, I'd be divorced 3 times by now. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Married at age 30, I feel sorry for the rest of you saps, because I got the last 'good one' left in the world. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Oh I dunno Rip (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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I tend to "refresh the pool" once on a while Rip , wearing leather pants does that (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Saw
[Mass]
Who's always got room for birds (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Okay, got to brag here:
She loves to fish.
She loves to hike and camp.
She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see! Check your six! (http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/check6.wav))
She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.
She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.
She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.
She's a great mother.
She works for a living.
She's beautiful.
She monogomous.
She's romantic.
She's never had an automobile accident.
She loves to hear a dirty joke.
Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.
She's always willing to help others.
She's cunning when it comes to salemen.
She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".
She's mine. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif) I'm hers. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 05-18-2001).]
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Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Okay, got to brag here:
She loves to fish.
She loves to hike and camp.
She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see!
She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.
She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.
She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.
She's a great mother.
She works for a living.
She's beautiful.
She monogomous.
She's romantic.
She's never had an automobile accident.
She loves to hear a dirty joke.
Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.
She's always willing to help others.
She's cunning when it comes to salemen.
She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".
She's mine.
Dear Mr. Ripsnort,
We regret to inform you, but as a result of an administrative mixup you came into posession of an experimental prototype model of device W-2000X developed within a highly classified research project. We will have to collect the device and keep it untill humanity is ready for that kind of technology.
Please indicate what kind of replacement you would like to receive. Since you may possess a lot of valuable observations, it would be necessary to set up a meeting for debriefing and memory whip^H^H^H^H^H adjustment. You will be amply compensated for your time and trouble.
We appreciate your cooperation.
US Government.
[This message has been edited by miko2d (edited 05-18-2001).]
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ROTFLOL!!! Oh My Cod, you mean shes a 'Droid! Damn, didn't know 'Droids could *do* things like that! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Ripsnort wrote:
She loves to fish.
She loves to hike and camp.
She doesn't mind my computer time.(click here to see! Check your six!)
She loves all sports, especially Football (American) and baseball.
She's atheletic, and 'takes care of herself'.
She's my best friend, and I can confide everything to her.
She'd rather save money for a rainy day rather than buy the latest and greatest fashions.
She's a great mother.
She works for a living.
She's beautiful.
She monogomous.
She's romantic.
She's never had an automobile accident.
She loves to hear a dirty joke.
Shes a God-fearing individual, though not over-whelmingly religious.
She's always willing to help others.
She's cunning when it comes to salemen.
She can charm you to death, or scare the living crap out of you, depends on 'which side of the fence you fall on".
She's mine. I'm hers.
Damn Rip how many wifes do you have? 18?
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"She's never had an automobile accident."
She doesn't own a car, does she? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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I thought The Stepford Wives was fictional? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Thks for the kind words, let me tell you, that is the most important decision you'll ever make in your life, getting married. I was the LAST person on earth that was ready to get married when I met her, but I have common sense, I swooped her up faster than a bag of money on the freeway!
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Can't......move,......thread......is.....getting......too.......mushy...... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Sorry, didn't mean to kill the thread. Just want to emphasis to those divorced and those single, look around, the perfect woman (or man, PC) is out there, never feel pressured into something that doesn't feel right, but at the same time, always be willing 'to bend' and change alittle. Give and take.
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 05-18-2001).]
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There are many advantages to a life as a single dude.
But i bet Ripsnort forgot that when his "device" stopped working properly (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
<S!> rip, sounds like you got it made.
Now, get a daughter. I'll marry her when i reach 50 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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