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Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: StSanta on August 13, 2006, 11:47:17 AM
So there I am feeling pretty good. Confident in the air and all that.

Then, by virtue of the sport being so small, I meet some world champions. I watch their videos, talk about technique.

And I realize how amazingly much I truly suck. Compared to these bastards I look like some utter n00b going HO at engagements all the time. And to top it off lately I haven't had time to jump as much as I want, courtesy of my job. Agh!

Got 6 days vacation. There's a video. I film some - am the dude in yellow in some clips:

Right click, save as... (http://www.tarfreefly.dk/gallery/tarfreefly.wmv)

In order to not look totally sucky, those world champs feature 0 seconds in the video :D
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Bodhi on August 13, 2006, 11:48:58 AM
Yep, you still suck!  :lol

Awesome clip though.  Bigger cahones then me, I hated the idea of jumping out of a plane, still do!
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Nilsen on August 13, 2006, 11:56:55 AM
1000 jumps and still alive = dont suck at skydiving.
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: StSanta on August 13, 2006, 11:57:44 AM
Aww crap I just re-watched the video - there are some world champs in there.

I met them at Gryttjom Sweden - at that time they where the silver medalist in female freestyle. I remember telling them over some beer:

Santa: "So you're the second best team in the world"
Champs: "Yes".
Santa: "So someone is better than you?"
Champs: "Umm..."
Santa: " So really, you guys SUCK!".

Then those bastards won at the world meet earlier this week. How embarrasing is that? :rofl
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Krusher on August 13, 2006, 12:01:19 PM
Not being a skydiver, I would say sucking is hitting the ground at terminal velocity. Anything else is a win :)
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: vorticon on August 13, 2006, 12:42:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Krusher
Not being a skydiver, I would say sucking is hitting the ground at terminal velocity. Anything else is a win :)


unless that big tree slowed you down a bit ;)
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: StSanta on August 13, 2006, 01:51:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Krusher
Not being a skydiver, I would say sucking is hitting the ground at terminal velocity. Anything else is a win :)


Heh, that's very true.
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Ripsnort on August 13, 2006, 02:28:43 PM
cool vid Santa! Congrats on 1000, thats quite an accomplishment!
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: DiabloTX on August 13, 2006, 03:01:17 PM
StSanta, as the youngest brother of 2 former Golden Knights, now you know why I quit after 6 jumps.  They made me look like teh n00b!11!1

:D
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: JB88 on August 13, 2006, 03:04:58 PM
wooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooo!
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Grayeagle on August 13, 2006, 04:14:00 PM
-grin-

WTG dood ;)


-GE (I just can't get into why anyone would jump out of a perfectly good airplane.. but  .. that's just me)
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 13, 2006, 04:30:54 PM
Ya couldnt suck that much.

Your still alive to tell the tale aintcha?
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: Modas on August 14, 2006, 10:49:52 AM
STSANTA -

Out of those 1000 jumps, did any of them make you say "oh POOP" as you were going down or were they all clean (no problem) jumps.

Just curious.  Congrats BTW, like everyone above me, if you are still here, you obviously don't suck :D
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: JB88 on August 14, 2006, 10:59:37 AM
ever had to cut to your second chute?
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on August 14, 2006, 12:01:27 PM
Skydiving is fun (http://www.krazyshow.com/media/playvideo.aspx?f=flash7&cid=2EA08354830B4A50AEFA9FE67DBD474E&v=toprated)
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: AWMac on August 14, 2006, 01:07:42 PM
I only counted malfunctions....  1

I was 12th man out on a 14 man stick and the 1st one to hit the ground at Bragg's St. Mere DZ. i had softball sized hole in the chute (T-10) and it ripped the entire section out to where you could drive a Jeep through it.

We were jumping at the standard 1250 ft. I was the smallest and youngest at the time. Once the chute opened and I cleared the canopy I noticed the hole. Figured I'd just ride it out and avoid the Peer pressure that normally happens later.  All of a sudden there was an increase in speed of decent and I checked the canopy again and a section is waving back at the C-130....  Got the reserve deployed at about 550 ft level and it began to twist with the risors of the main...then trees.

It was the reserve/main, trees and the fact I didn't hit the big limbs that saved my life. I didn't bounce but came dam near close to it. I was bruised up SOB for a few Months.

After I healed I jumped many more times... to prove to me and others that I wasn't afraid.  *our secret... I was scared chitlesss*

Now many years afterwards my back, knees and ankles are a waste. But when yer 18 you are young and dumb, bulletproof and 10 tall.

But all in all, jumping was the Ultimate High!

:aok

Mac
Title: 1000 skydives and I still suck
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on August 14, 2006, 01:27:58 PM
Irch ... quite a story, glad u "ok".