Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Sandman_SBM on May 21, 2001, 06:38:00 PM
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10. "Here's how my last boyfriend did it."
9. "His car/boat/house is bigger than yours."
8. "At least after we're married, I won't have to worry about money."
7. "What are you looking at?"
6. "What are you thinking?"
5. "Deeper."
4. "Does this happen a lot?"
3. "Are you done yet?"
2. "Did you put on deoderant?"
1. "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
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cheers,
sand
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You forgot:
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Does my bellybutton look big to you?"
"What's so great about going to a titty bar?"
"What do you think about me cutting my hair short?"
"While you're out, can you pick me up some tampons?"
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The only thing that a woman should never say to a man is:
"NO"
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Had this happen to my brother at Thanksgiving:
Fiance: We've found a ring
Brother: I don't know honey... its awfully expesnive
Fiance: Well, you'll just get me what I'm worth.
Every married guy at the table just looked down at their plate and said a silent prayer for my poor brother.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Had this happen to my brother at Thanksgiving:
Fiance: We've found a ring
Brother: I don't know honey... its awfully expesnive
Fiance: Well, you'll just get me what I'm worth.
Every married guy at the table just looked down at their plate and said a silent prayer for my poor brother.
AKDejaVu
After reading this I just said a prayer for him. lol (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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What do ya mean..he has it made. At least she is honest.
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"WoW, your boobs are bigger than mine."
For us fat boys its never good to hear that. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
LaVa