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Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Chairboy on August 15, 2006, 02:11:29 PM
I've gotten my wife a couple of gifts for her 30th, wanted to see if y'all had any other ideas.

1. A Walther P22 - We both love this pistol, she fired many hundreds of rounds through a rental last year.
2. A meat grinder attachment for the Kitchenaid - She's been having a real tough time with ground beef lately because of the weight loss surgery, the gristle that's in most of the commercial stuff we buy is a pain.  My thought: We'll be able to grind out own stuff AFTER removing the connective tissue that makes gristle.

That's two homers, afaict, but I'd like to get some other small stuff.  Am I missing anything obvious?  She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Maverick on August 15, 2006, 02:23:32 PM
If she's going to work in Real Estate get her a GPS for navigation around town. Also buy her a book binder version of the complete city map. After that, get her something for fun for a hobby she likes. If she really likes the Walther, that would do it, but a Ruger would likely be less expensive.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Mustaine on August 15, 2006, 02:24:23 PM
NM bad idea
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Holden McGroin on August 15, 2006, 02:27:55 PM
"Happy birthday, Dear!  Here's a meat grinder and a pistol!"

"Thanks Honey, I know just what to use the pistol for."



--- Get her a weekend at a beach side B&B in Lincoln City or other Oregon coastal destination.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Charon on August 15, 2006, 03:12:47 PM
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"Happy birthday, Dear! Here's a meat grinder and a pistol!"

"Thanks Honey, I know just what to use the pistol for."



--- Get her a weekend at a beach side B&B in Lincoln City or other Oregon coastal destination.


LOL, beat me to it. I don't care HOW MUCH she liked the pistol, and how USEFUL the meat grinder would be.... playing with fire mate.

Charon
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Chairboy on August 15, 2006, 03:23:27 PM
On further contemplation, perhaps I shouldn't bundle the pistol and meat grinder, that does seem to sort of tempt fate...
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: JTs on August 15, 2006, 03:32:36 PM
dont mention the number 30 for at least two months
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Maverick on August 15, 2006, 04:07:05 PM
When she's over 30, will you be able to trust her?????



:p
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Seagoon on August 15, 2006, 04:37:50 PM
Chairboy,

We obviously married very different women, mine has a standing rule that she doesn't want anything "useful" for birthdays and Valentines day. I also try to also steer clear of giving her anything I'd like to get for a birthday myself (i.e. firearms).

Unless your wife is totaly unlike almost all the other females on the planet, I would suggest throwing in one item that is simply "romantic" - i.e. perfume, Jewelery, flowers, a painting, an antique item, etc. You don't want her to remember it solely as her "meatgrinder birthday" ;)

- SEAGOON
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: rpm on August 15, 2006, 04:45:37 PM
I don't know much about women, but I know this much. NEVER buy a kitchen appliance for their birthday, no matter how useful or practical it may be. It's like pulling the pin on a grenade. I barely survived the new $1500 stove of '96.

The B&B idea is a good one, you might also think about getting her a day at the spa to relax.
Title: Re: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Sandman on August 15, 2006, 04:47:51 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...


Maybe an upgrade to her cellphone? Something with a camera, PDA, all the other hoots and whistles.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Vudak on August 15, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
I don't know much about women, but I know this much. NEVER buy a kitchen appliance for their birthday, no matter how useful or practical it may be. It's like pulling the pin on a grenade. I barely survived the new $1500 stove of '96.



No kidding, it's as though no one's ever seen Father of the Bride :O
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: BTAirsol on August 15, 2006, 04:53:59 PM
If you have a lot of family and friends in the area, through her a family party but you have to do all the work and let her relax. I did that for my wife. A surprise party, get her out of the house. When you come home surprise, music dancing she will love it.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: MrBill on August 15, 2006, 05:13:22 PM
What to get her ... I have no idea.

But if she makes hints about something low and sleek that goes from 0 to 150 in a matter of seconds ... do not even consider a designer bathroom scale.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: AquaShrimp on August 15, 2006, 05:17:00 PM
Weight-loss pills.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Rash on August 15, 2006, 05:27:59 PM
Big life insurance policy on yourself.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: RedTop on August 15, 2006, 05:34:45 PM
Jewlery.

Diamonds.

Gold.

Platinum.

Tennis Braclet.

Ankle Braclet. (Big Hit with my wife)

Necklace.

Ear Rings.

Trip to Bath and Body Works , Nice Dinner , Platinum Ear Rings with small diamonds for desert for her and your desert when ya get home.  SCOREEEEEEEE
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Roscoroo on August 15, 2006, 05:38:01 PM
Something that vibrates ???






















Like a Harley :D
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Angus on August 15, 2006, 06:08:09 PM
I gave my wife a good mountain bicycle.
She was very happy with it, and me too:D
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: rpm on August 15, 2006, 09:32:46 PM
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Originally posted by RedTop
Jewlery.

Tennis Braclet.
This is also a no-no. Tennis bracelets are known as "he screwed around on me" bracelets.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: RedTop on August 15, 2006, 09:41:42 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
This is also a no-no. Tennis bracelets are known as "he screwed around on me" bracelets.


:rofl I have never heard that:rofl


Huh.....how would you know this ?:lol
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Vulcan on August 15, 2006, 09:43:34 PM
<--- waiting for the breaking news story of how some merikan chick going through midlife crisis shot and served her hubby up as Minced Pork Pie.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: rpm on August 15, 2006, 10:02:57 PM
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Originally posted by RedTop
:rofl I have never heard that:rofl


Huh.....how would you know this ?:lol
I have a friend that owns a gold & silver place. She and my sister have told me the same thing.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Chairboy on August 15, 2006, 10:04:34 PM
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Originally posted by Vulcan
<--- waiting for the breaking news story of how some merikan chick going through midlife crisis shot and served her hubby up as Minced Pork Pie.
Well, you have indeed penetrated Holden and Charon's tricky code.  Well done sir, however did the boys at Blechley Park do without you?

:D
Title: Re: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: ramzey on August 15, 2006, 10:38:49 PM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
I've gotten my wife a couple of gifts for her 30th, wanted to see if y'all had any other ideas.

1. A Walther P22 - We both love this pistol, she fired many hundreds of rounds through a rental last year.
2. A meat grinder attachment for the Kitchenaid - She's been having a real tough time with ground beef lately because of the weight loss surgery, the gristle that's in most of the commercial stuff we buy is a pain.  My thought: We'll be able to grind out own stuff AFTER removing the connective tissue that makes gristle.

That's two homers, afaict, but I'd like to get some other small stuff.  Am I missing anything obvious?  She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...


lol, you are on best way to become divorced or dead :)
even cheap peace of jevelery and flowers + go out to dance club or dinner in nice restaurrant
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Seraphim on August 15, 2006, 10:54:28 PM
Have to agree with with rpm & company....utility type gifts are death sentences, as are anything to do with weight. (My familiy is pretty big, so I get previews of the married life). I'll have to say, the best gift I gave my girl was a bracelet-watch she noticed in a magazine one day.....I acted like I didn't care, but when she saw what I gave her it was tears of joy =)
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: DYNAMITE on August 15, 2006, 11:50:12 PM
Never hurts to treat her all girly...
I just recently got my wife a gift certificate for a massage for her B-day... she loved it.

And if she doesn't like it... a least i didn't give her the ability to kill me and a means to dispose of my body... :D
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: doogan on August 16, 2006, 01:02:33 AM
ladies dig rabbits.   :aok
Title: Re: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 16, 2006, 01:03:56 AM
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Originally posted by Chairboy
I've gotten my wife a couple of gifts for her 30th, wanted to see if y'all had any other ideas.

1. A Walther P22 - We both love this pistol, she fired many hundreds of rounds through a rental last year.
2. A meat grinder attachment for the Kitchenaid - She's been having a real tough time with ground beef lately because of the weight loss surgery, the gristle that's in most of the commercial stuff we buy is a pain.  My thought: We'll be able to grind out own stuff AFTER removing the connective tissue that makes gristle.

That's two homers, afaict, but I'd like to get some other small stuff.  Am I missing anything obvious?  She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...


Ok heres another homer for ya.

Give her a gift certificate for a day at a spa.
Complete with massage, Manacure, pedicure, the works

No way you loose with that one.

Ask any woman
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: straffo on August 16, 2006, 02:58:20 AM
Lingerie
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Chairboy on August 16, 2006, 08:41:43 AM
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Originally posted by straffo
Lingerie
I think she'd see right through that....
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: straffo on August 16, 2006, 08:43:57 AM
Well and when she'll wear that you'll right through that.... too ;)
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Saintaw on August 16, 2006, 09:01:01 AM
Straffo is 100% correct. For some reason they like it almost as much as we do. *shrug*

don't be shy... and don't forget to lock the kids door.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Jackal1 on August 16, 2006, 09:34:08 AM
Fat chicks likes doughnuts.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Saintaw on August 16, 2006, 09:35:49 AM
:lol
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: Masherbrum on August 16, 2006, 09:50:16 AM
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Originally posted by doogan
ladies dig rabbits.   :aok


and so do my 33" BFGoodrich Mud Terrains.
Title: Wifey's birthday coming up!
Post by: BGBMAW on August 16, 2006, 12:21:01 PM
wind chimes