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Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: bj229r on August 15, 2006, 10:20:26 PM
Is there NOTHING boobs can't do?!:eek:


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Breast implants saves woman after Hezbollah attack
Aug 15 8:07 AM US/Eastern
One Israeli woman has received an unexpected boost from her breast implants during the Lebanon war -- the silicone embeds saved her life during a Hezbollah rocket attack, a doctor said.

"This is an extraordinary case, but it's a fact that the silicone implants prevented her from a more serious and deeper wound," Jacky Govrin, of the hospital in Nahariya that treated the woman, told army radio Tuesday.

"The young woman went through surgery two years ago to have a larger chest," he said. "During the war she was wounded in the chest by shrapnel" that got stuck in the implants instead of penetrating further.

The woman did not emerge from her ordeal completely unscathed, however.

"The shrapnel was removed but the implant had to be replaced," Govrin said.


http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/15/060815120717.q43mv5oi.html
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: rpm on August 15, 2006, 10:58:32 PM
She should have requested kevelar.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: DYNAMITE on August 15, 2006, 11:46:30 PM
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   She should have requested kevelar.


But then they wouldn't feel "natural"
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: wetrat on August 15, 2006, 11:53:20 PM
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Originally posted by DYNAMITE
But then they wouldn't feel "natural"
they don't feel "natural" either... I was sorely disappointed.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 16, 2006, 12:45:43 AM
Dunno bout the rest of you. But most guys I know would rather have a woman with small but real ones then fake large ones.

Implants are a real turnoff for me.

Tha being said. the woman got lucky, real lucky.

Like the guy who gets saved by his dogtags
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: flakbait on August 16, 2006, 12:53:57 AM
A stripper in Houston or Dallas was also saved by her implant from a torqued off boyfriend. He fired at her with a .380 and the implant stopped it. She went in to get the implant replaced and he went in to meet Bubba for 6-10. Tried locating a source but I couldn't find it; the story was a few years ago. I do know there were reports of a lady with apparently huge implants in Brazil being caught in a cross-fire between police and a drug gang. Her DuPont chest stopped two slugs and slowed a third down enough to save her life. Happened in '01 or '02 IRRC.

Then again, a paramedic here locally was fired on and the shot nailed his spring-loaded key lanyard. Stopped it cold and he got clear with nothing more than a nasty welt on his hip. Some of the strangest things can stop incoming fire. I've heard everything from Zippo lighters to a cheekbone (faulty ammo) to a cowboy boot heel.

Go figure. :huh


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Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: DiabloTX on August 16, 2006, 01:19:09 AM
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!!!
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Tarmac on August 16, 2006, 02:22:49 AM
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Originally posted by flakbait
Then again, a paramedic here locally was fired on and the shot nailed his spring-loaded key lanyard. Stopped it cold and he got clear with nothing more than a nasty welt on his hip. Some of the strangest things can stop incoming fire. I've heard everything from Zippo lighters to a cheekbone (faulty ammo) to a cowboy boot heel.

Go figure. :huh


My grandfather owned a gas station through his career (1940's - 70's).  He got held up one night; the robber shot his clerk in the head (didn't get through the skull, just peeled back a flap of skin) and shot my grandfather in the chest right at the heart.  He had a fountain pen in his shirt pocket that stopped the bullet.  He kept that splintered pen as kind of a lucky charm until the day he died.  

Some weird **** can stop a bullet. :)
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Charge on August 16, 2006, 02:49:54 AM
Well there was an incident (in USA IIRC?) where a marlin pierced woman's chest and lung, but her implant shut the hole so that her lung didn't collapse.

-C+
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: lazs2 on August 16, 2006, 09:10:41 AM
seen a guy shot in the head with a 38 special one time at close range.. the bullet caught him high in the forhead and traveled around the skull about 4 inches.   we took him to the hospital and said that he was cutting up a car with a torch and the hot metal sprang up and hit him.

He was none the worse for it except the stitches and the headache.

80% of all people shot with a handgun survive is the number I have seen

lazs
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: lukster on August 16, 2006, 09:26:52 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
seen a guy shot in the head with a 38 special one time at close range.. the bullet caught him high in the forhead and traveled around the skull about 4 inches.   we took him to the hospital and said that he was cutting up a car with a torch and the hot metal sprang up and hit him.

He was none the worse for it except the stitches and the headache.

80% of all people shot with a handgun survive is the number I have seen

lazs


And the doctor bought that? He probably just didn't want the hassle of reporting it.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Angus on August 16, 2006, 11:35:44 AM
I drop bull's with .22's.

Not joking.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Holden McGroin on August 16, 2006, 12:42:40 PM
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Originally posted by Tarmac
He kept that splintered pen as kind of a lucky charm until the day he died.  


That was... what... about four days later?

I have a friend, Fred, who owned a filling station in Fresno.  One Friday, he and his fiance, Phyllis, (who had fabulous, fake.... feeders) were fondled by four felons from Fargo. Fred was forelorn, Phyllis was fine.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Furball on August 16, 2006, 12:50:06 PM
For their own protection... this is proof that all flat chested women should get breast implants.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Nilsen on August 16, 2006, 12:51:17 PM
Troops should get implants and skillets as sidearms. This it the conclusion i have drawn from this thread so far.. carry on, i may get more and cleverer ideas. :)
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Furball on August 16, 2006, 12:53:31 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
i may get more and cleverer ideas. :)


why dont you get breast implants and then get a friend to shoot you to test the theory?
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Nilsen on August 16, 2006, 12:56:14 PM
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Originally posted by Furball
why dont you get breast implants and then get a friend to shoot you to test the theory?


I dont have friends, everyone thinks im wierd.
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Furball on August 16, 2006, 12:57:06 PM
you have a wife though, maybe she can help you out?
Title: Breast implants saves woman!
Post by: Nilsen on August 16, 2006, 12:58:32 PM
She doesnt have a gun, but she has plenty of skillets.