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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: mojo7 on August 21, 2006, 05:00:43 PM

Title: The secret to my success..
Post by: mojo7 on August 21, 2006, 05:00:43 PM

I know many AH players spend long hours playing with little or no excercise,myself included. A Hollywood buddie of mine (who shall remain nameless) turned me on to a great way to lose those extra pounds.When I bumped into Steve Segal last month he was his boyishly handsome self.So I asked ,"How do you do it?" He laughed and said "Try my Seagal Juice..! Steves Lightning Bolt is available in two great juicy flavors. Cherry Charge brings you the great taste of freshly squeezed cherry juice, while for those of you that desire a slightly less sweet drink can partake of the true Asian Experience.
Anyway after gulping down some Seagal juice ,we went running thru the forest for a couple of hours, working up a good sweat.In two weeks time I lost five pounds and feel great!I..If you want to look good again,step away from the computer and get healthy.
 
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day rather than a sex symbol." - Steven Seagal

Right On :aok

Title: The secret to my success..
Post by: JB88 on August 21, 2006, 05:06:29 PM

lol


sure beats that pansy norris and his nancy boy gravity board.

Title: The secret to my success..
Post by: RTR on August 21, 2006, 06:02:47 PM

uh oh....when Chuck reads this that segal guy is gonna get disappeared!

RTR

Title: The secret to my success..
Post by: lambo31 on August 21, 2006, 07:41:24 PM

Has Segal ever won a martial arts championship?  





Lambo

Title: Segal
Post by: Mulligan on August 21, 2006, 11:14:23 PM

Check out his last movie,,,,,he looks FAT and OLD,,,,,never takes off his jacket,,,,,,,,,,,Norris RULES,,,,lol


Admiral Mulligan

Title: The secret to my success..
Post by: Meatwad on August 22, 2006, 07:21:41 AM

I dont even want to think what "segal juice" is made of