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Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Bogie603rd on August 23, 2006, 04:33:49 PM

What would you do if you get convicted of a "hanous" crime (Any of which you can imagine) and you are found "GUILTY". The judge sentences you to a period of time in jail SO LONG, that your Parol Officer's parents haven't even been born yet?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?

(Me personally, I would freak out and flip the DA, then hope I made it visible enough that the DA pays me a visit to reduce my sentence if I apologize. That's if it was offensive enough:D )

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Major Biggles on August 23, 2006, 04:35:39 PM

right...


that's quite INteresting:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Bogie603rd on August 23, 2006, 04:40:40 PM

What would you do?

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Bronk on August 23, 2006, 04:42:01 PM

I'd post inane topics in the o'club myself.



Bronk

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Bogie603rd on August 23, 2006, 04:45:18 PM

Now now, you know that federal prisons don't have comfortable lobbies with internet acess!:)

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: B@tfinkV on August 23, 2006, 05:02:17 PM

i would devote my time in prison to making money for when i got out.

if it was life or death penalty, i would try to escape at the right moment, and prolly get shot, but worth a go.


why, have the police been asking about me??:noid

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Bogie603rd on August 23, 2006, 05:28:05 PM

To answer your question, yes they have. Thanks for the info, now for the takedown!:rolleyes:

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: SuperDud on August 23, 2006, 06:06:34 PM

I'd sob like a girl then try to establish dominance. That would fail miserably and I'd become real good "friends" with bubba.

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Major Biggles on August 23, 2006, 06:13:57 PM

lol superdud the prison potato :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: jigsaw on August 23, 2006, 08:52:33 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Bogie603rd
What would you do if you get convicted of a "hanous" crime (Any of which you can imagine) and you are found "GUILTY". The judge sentences you to a period of time in jail SO LONG, that your Parol Officer's parents haven't even been born yet?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?

I'd learn how to spell "heinous."

Title: Re: Re: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Masherbrum on August 23, 2006, 09:09:39 PM

Quote

Originally posted by jigsaw
I'd learn how to spell "heinous."

:rofl

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: viper215 on August 23, 2006, 10:54:20 PM

:huh ehh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Stang on August 23, 2006, 11:09:54 PM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: navajoboy on August 24, 2006, 02:22:18 AM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: SAS_KID on August 24, 2006, 02:31:53 AM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Slash27 on August 24, 2006, 04:33:48 AM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: JB88 on August 24, 2006, 04:38:12 AM

:huh

Title: Re: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: 101ABN on August 24, 2006, 04:53:37 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Bogie603rd
What would you do if you get convicted of a "hanous" crime (Any of which you can imagine) and you are found "GUILTY". The judge sentences you to a period of time in jail SO LONG, that your Parol Officer's parents haven't even been born yet?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?

(Me personally, I would freak out and flip the DA, then hope I made it visible enough that the DA pays me a visit to reduce my sentence if I apologize. That's if it was offensive enough:D )

got yourself into some trouble didnt you.. ha ha ha... what did you do?  :noid

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: mussie on August 24, 2006, 05:02:13 AM

I went to court once (I was 18 it was a stupid thing) and while waiting for my case there were these two guys who had done somthing that was apparently really bad as they were sure that they were going to do time.

This is a short version of there conversation

Mr Realistic:
Sitting on chair
 "Were definatly going inside I dont know what I am gonna do"

Tough Guy:
Standing Pacing about
"I tell you what I am gonna do"

Mr Realistic:
"What..?"

Tough Guy:
Turns to face realistic
"I am gonna do Gym the whole time I am in.."
Lifts right arm in a mucle man pose
"By the time I get out I am gonna be huge"

Mr Realistic:
Puts his face in his hands shaking his head
"No mate Jims gonna do you"

Surfice to say I was holding back the hugest laugh of my life......

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Major Biggles on August 24, 2006, 05:32:23 AM

Quote

Originally posted by mussie
I went to court once (I was 18 it was a stupid thing) and while waiting for my case there were these two guys who had done somthing that was apparently really bad as they were sure that they were going to do time.

This is a short version of there conversation

Mr Realistic:
Sitting on chair
 "Were definatly going inside I dont know what I am gonna do"

Tough Guy:
Standing Pacing about
"I tell you what I am gonna do"

Mr Realistic:
"What..?"

Tough Guy:
Turns to face realistic
"I am gonna do Gym the whole time I am in.."
Lifts right arm in a mucle man pose
"By the time I get out I am gonna be huge"

Mr Realistic:
Puts his face in his hands shaking his head
"No mate Jims gonna do you"

Surfice to say I was holding back the hugest laugh of my life......

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Nightshift82 on August 24, 2006, 08:27:19 AM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: FiLtH on August 24, 2006, 08:42:41 AM

Id devote some time, working on the sex appeal of orange jumpsuits. Id learn to enjoy creme corn. Id start lifting alot of weights.

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Flayed1 on August 24, 2006, 09:05:46 AM

Ok this is a strange post but it remided me of a guy I used to work with. He was in his early 20's some where and I guess a year or so befor he had comitted some federal offence.  He said " It's a real crappy fealing when your in that court room and they announce (The people of the United States of America VS you)"
 
   The way he said it was great. :)

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: toon on August 24, 2006, 11:24:03 AM

as i only weigh 145lbs. i'd buy a pretty blue polka-dotted dress and a make-up kit.

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: scottydawg on August 24, 2006, 12:42:15 PM

:huh

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: Vudak on August 24, 2006, 12:44:28 PM

I'd trade soups for coffee and coffee for radios, tvs, etc.

Worked for my pal :aok

Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: uberhun on August 24, 2006, 01:56:19 PM

ahhh yes the fond memories of prison love...........:O Ummm yea what were we talking about now. Oh yes the perils of incarceration   in the (penile):confused: system. You be fubar dude. Eat lots of fiber and become very flexible. also modify your diet to include  copious  
amounts of sausage:rofl :t

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Title: What happens if you get busted?
Post by: mussie on August 24, 2006, 02:07:53 PM

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