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Title: wall paper
Post by: B@tfinkV on August 24, 2006, 05:21:30 PM

damnit why cant you just PAINT THE WALL WOMAN!!


why o why do people insist on wall paper, it sucks big time.


any tips on making it easier, the g/f is doing her mum's house right now and is draggin me into it.  


i suck at wall paer and i hate it more..

what advice can you give to make it go up quickly and simply?

Title: wall paper
Post by: OOZ662 on August 24, 2006, 06:00:30 PM

Cover the wall in duct tape. Lasts longer than paper.

Title: wall paper
Post by: john9001 on August 24, 2006, 07:08:23 PM

after she puts up the wall paper, paint it.

Title: wall paper
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Title: wall paper
Post by: JB88 on August 24, 2006, 07:55:06 PM

easy.  jump in front of a slow moving bus.

it wont kill you but it will definately get you off the hook. it may even get you some vacation time to play this silly game.  if you play your cards right., you might even get a few pity hummers along the way.

thinkabout it...

wallpaper with mother in law on the one hand...or a few weeks off on a morphine drip playing a war sim with the occasion pity piping on the other.

its a no brainer really.

good luck.  and remember to keep your game playing hands clear of the
bus.


88

Title: wall paper
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 24, 2006, 07:56:32 PM

Hairspray and a zippo.

Or buy a motorcycle.

Whichever comes first.

Title: wall paper
Post by: xrtoronto on August 24, 2006, 08:03:17 PM

tell her you're gay:)

Title: wall paper
Post by: Grayeagle on August 24, 2006, 08:08:23 PM

Friends dont let friends do wall paper.

Just say NO!

-GE (got asked to help paint inside of mother-in-laws house ... I laughed at the idea .. me, .. painting walls? ..NO!)

Title: wall paper
Post by: JB88 on August 24, 2006, 08:12:21 PM

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Originally posted by xrtoronto
tell her you're gay:)

he does that and he will not only be wallpapering...he'll be picking out throw pillows to match it.

Title: wall paper
Post by: Roscoroo on August 24, 2006, 08:18:19 PM

Test pattern line up 1st while dry...

Bath tub luke warmie water .... hint hint

1 beer per 4 sheets ...

Title: wall paper
Post by: eagl on August 25, 2006, 06:59:59 AM

Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.

Title: wall paper
Post by: moneyguy on August 25, 2006, 07:58:04 AM

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Originally posted by Roscoroo
Test pattern line up 1st while dry...

Bath tub luke warmie water .... hint hint

1 beer per 4 sheets ...

i was thinking more like 4 beers per 1 sheet :D

Title: wall paper
Post by: -Concho- on August 25, 2006, 08:03:41 AM

Quote

Originally posted by eagl
Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.

Listen to this one, this is the voice of expirence.

Title: wall paper
Post by: Nilsen on August 25, 2006, 08:09:20 AM

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Originally posted by eagl
Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.