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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: cav58d on August 27, 2006, 10:50:54 PM

Title: Retirement
Post by: cav58d on August 27, 2006, 10:50:54 PM

If you purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00

With Worldcom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, Then
turned in the cans for aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00

Based on the above,current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

It is called the 401 Keg Plan

Title: Retirement
Post by: SAS_KID on August 28, 2006, 01:59:12 AM

NOw if i was old enough to drink...

Title: Retirement
Post by: Pongo on August 28, 2006, 02:36:37 AM

$1000 worth of nortel from a year ago is now worth 640 dollars.
Enron wasnt traded a year ago.
You need a more reputable broker to invest with.
Ill have a beer though.