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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Elfie on August 29, 2006, 02:49:07 PM

Title: Skuzzy
Post by: Elfie on August 29, 2006, 02:49:07 PM
Skuzzy you closed the thread about bad drivers before I could respond and tell about my wifes driving!  She about gives me a heart attack every time she drives! :lol

You were to quick on the draw on that one, or maybe I was to slow. :D
Title: Drivers
Post by: Habu on August 29, 2006, 03:03:30 PM
How do you blind a __________ person?

(Insert ethnic group of choice)

Put a windshield in front of them!
Title: Drivers
Post by: Bogie603rd on August 29, 2006, 03:43:53 PM
Ever think that the moderators (MP0-8) might have closed it?
Title: Drivers
Post by: Golfer on August 29, 2006, 04:10:47 PM
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Originally posted by Bogie603rd
Ever think that the moderators (MP0-8) might have closed it?


I'm not a doctor but skuzzy did get the last word in while closing it.  Oh...his last words were "This should have been closed as the minute it was posted"
Title: Drivers
Post by: takeda on August 29, 2006, 04:23:10 PM
Bah, my wife drives quite fine. Neither too slow nor too fast, always alert and with nicely performed, gentle manoeuvres. And not a single dent since we bought our little Fiat econobox.

Maybe that's why I haven't even bothered with getting a driving license, I'm just fine in the passenger seat, and can happily sleep while she carries me to work, the beach, or whatever.

The only bad thing is the cursing. I have never heard her curse but in the car at bad drivers... untranslatable stuff, it's not that Skuzzy would kill the thread, it's more that the board software would melt or sumfin
Title: Drivers
Post by: Elfie on August 29, 2006, 04:28:07 PM
My wife will try to change lanes when someone is occupying the space in the next lane that she wants.

If I am *navigating* and tell her, turn right at the next traffic light, she may or may not actually make the correct turn. :lol

I think it has something to do with her hair color, she's a blonde. :rofl
Title: Drivers
Post by: nirvana on August 29, 2006, 04:37:05 PM
Standard Colorado driver Elfie:aok
Title: Drivers
Post by: Elfie on August 29, 2006, 04:58:12 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
Standard Colorado driver Elfie:aok


She scares me Nirvana. :lol
Title: Drivers
Post by: Meatwad on August 29, 2006, 05:08:55 PM
Every woman driver scares me
Title: Drivers
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 29, 2006, 05:11:39 PM
Skuzzy kills closes a thread on this exact topic. And yall open a new one talking about it again! :rofl
Title: Drivers
Post by: dmf on August 29, 2006, 05:16:43 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Every woman driver scares me


We drive better than you do.

Its a fact most accidents around here are caused by sombody rearending sombnody else while he was stareing at the Blonde in the next lane :)
Title: Drivers
Post by: Skuzzy on August 29, 2006, 05:17:04 PM
Any thread opening with a title, and the word 'discuss' as the only text should be closed instantly.

The title of this thread is all wrong too.  :)
Title: Drivers
Post by: Gunthr on August 29, 2006, 05:17:42 PM
A couple weeks ago I was stopped at a red light and saw a mother and 3  teenaged daughters in the car next to me - all four of them were talking on thier own cell phones!
Title: Drivers
Post by: Elfie on August 29, 2006, 05:22:01 PM
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The title of this thread is all wrong too.


Now that you mention it, it kinda is. :lol

Blue, it's not the exact same topic as the locked thread. That one had racial issues imo.

I was going to respond to the other one and tell a bit about my wife's driving I was just a little to slow on the trigger. Skuzzy had it locked already. :D

It's a good thing my wife doesnt read these boards and this thread in particular, she is a bit sensitive about her driving. :rofl
Title: Drivers
Post by: Meatwad on August 29, 2006, 05:22:38 PM
Maybe they wanted to have a conversation with each other and thats the only way they know how to talk now :rofl
Title: Drivers
Post by: BlueJ1 on August 29, 2006, 05:24:20 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Maybe they wanted to have a conversation with each other and thats the only way they know how to talk now :rofl


Type louder. I cant hear you.
Title: Drivers
Post by: dmf on August 29, 2006, 06:35:49 PM
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Originally posted by Gunthr
A couple weeks ago I was stopped at a red light and saw a mother and 3  teenaged daughters in the car next to me - all four of them were talking on thier own cell phones!

 I really hope you told the mother to hang the h**l up and drive.
Title: Drivers
Post by: dmf on August 29, 2006, 06:36:23 PM
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Type louder. I cant hear you.


:)