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Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: Ripsnort on November 10, 2000, 09:02:00 AM

REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

              You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

              You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

              You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
   
              If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

              Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
     
              Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

              A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
 
              Handguns function normally every day of the month.
     
              A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

              A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

              You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.
   
               You can keep a hand gun locked up and you'll both feel better about it.

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: Naso on November 10, 2000, 09:34:00 AM

ROTFL...  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

But...

A handgun is not good for sex  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Said that, i prefere a woman  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: Ripsnort on November 10, 2000, 09:39:00 AM

Naso, you are wrong, if you get  shot by a handgun, then your Fu--ked!  So, that being said....

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: Eagler on November 10, 2000, 09:39:00 AM

Women & Handguns....

Both dangerous when they are loaded  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Eagler

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: CavemanJ on November 10, 2000, 09:54:00 AM

 

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Naso, you are wrong, if you get  shot by a handgun, then your Fu--ked!  So, that being said....

yeah, but it's fu--ed without a kiss, and damn sure not that enjoyable

been there, done that, got the T  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: Naso on November 10, 2000, 10:04:00 AM

Ehehehe, ahahahah, muhahahahaha !!!

 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Handguns Vs. Women
Post by: StSanta on November 10, 2000, 11:47:00 AM

LOLOLOL

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