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Title: You're about as useful as a "________"
Post by: Gunslinger on August 31, 2006, 09:50:54 PM: Fill in the blank. I need material for work. Keep it clean.

My favorite is from Dodgeball:

"You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop"
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Post by: Meatwad on August 31, 2006, 09:53:56 PM: Your about as useful as a midget at a basketball tournament
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Post by: Excel1 on August 31, 2006, 10:00:11 PM: You're about as useful as tits on a bull
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Post by: Jackal1 on August 31, 2006, 10:13:30 PM: You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread. :)
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Post by: Maverick on August 31, 2006, 10:16:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
You're about as useful as Beetle in a gun thread. :)

Winner!
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Post by: xrtoronto on August 31, 2006, 10:16:35 PM: You're about as useful as, Tom Cruise in a lead role
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Post by: midnight Target on August 31, 2006, 10:17:59 PM: "a centerfold to a blind man"
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Post by: xrtoronto on August 31, 2006, 11:30:39 PM: women drivers
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Post by: Waffle on August 31, 2006, 11:36:08 PM: soup sandwhich
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Post by: JB88 on August 31, 2006, 11:48:46 PM: heh.

my grandma used to like to say things like that:

other favorites.

youre like a fart in a windstorm.
slicker than a cats butt.
and the preverbial...tough titty said the kitty.
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Post by: Kurt on August 31, 2006, 11:49:12 PM: A one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
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Post by: Kurt on August 31, 2006, 11:49:58 PM: a paper arse hole.
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Post by: JB88 on August 31, 2006, 11:51:38 PM: screen door on a submarine.
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Post by: Kurt on August 31, 2006, 11:53:16 PM: Pesos in Paris?
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Post by: rpm on August 31, 2006, 11:54:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Excel1
You're about as useful as tits on a bull
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".
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Post by: Kurt on August 31, 2006, 11:54:18 PM: Woody Allen.
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Post by: Chairboy on August 31, 2006, 11:59:12 PM: You're about as useless as a DWORD value on an x86 platform that has been tasked with storing a 64 bit variable.

Boo-ya.
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Post by: Kurt on September 01, 2006, 12:05:32 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
You're about as useless as a DWORD value on an x86 platform that has been tasked with storing a 64 bit variable.

Boo-ya.

Wow, on my planet we store values IN variables... Not the other way around... What is this language you code in?

Or perhaps you meant a DWORD Variable storing a 64 bit value... But hey, who am I to nit-pick.
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Post by: Chairboy on September 01, 2006, 12:07:08 AM: After careful consideration, I've decided that shut up.
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Post by: Chairboy on September 01, 2006, 12:08:14 AM: You're about as useful as a dyslexic Chairboy in a message thread requiring a certain amount of precision in english.
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Post by: xrtoronto on September 01, 2006, 12:13:53 AM: ...as, pi$$ing into the wind
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Post by: FiLtH on September 01, 2006, 01:29:09 AM: Bailin shat against the tide
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Post by: FUNKED1 on September 01, 2006, 01:46:53 AM: You're about as useful as a Democrat or Republican politician.
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Post by: Nilsen on September 01, 2006, 01:56:44 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
You're about as useful as a Democrat or Republican politician.

or just politician in general
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Post by: Slash27 on September 01, 2006, 02:00:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".

A Texas staple.:D
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Post by: JB88 on September 01, 2006, 02:18:16 AM: a one legged man at a butt kicken contest.
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Post by: Momus-- on September 01, 2006, 04:37:08 AM: Ashtray on a motorcycle.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on September 01, 2006, 04:45:36 AM: ".... an inflatable dart board"

"....a chocolate coffee cup"

".....a vicar in a brothel"
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Post by: DieAz on September 01, 2006, 04:51:22 AM: you're about as useful as an elevator in an outhouse.
you're about as useful as a bucket full of holes, but even it can be used for potted plants.
you're about as useful as a village idiot.
you're about as useful as a ahh nevermind, you're just plumb useless.
you're about as useful as kudzu.
you're about as useful as a zit on a hot date.
you're about as useful as a condom full of holes.
you're about as useful as a "various unmentionables due to the rules of the board"

I could go on for quite awhile. heard lots of variations, usually directed at me. lol thing is I never really cared what anyone said to me, if it was funny I'd be ROFLMAO. a lot of people can dish it out but have a hard time accepting it, when it is slung back at them. usually that makes me laugh even more, thus they get even madder.

rule of thumb; if ya can't take it, don't dish it out. cuz I don't care who you are.

all of the above is not directed at anyone on this board. just saying is all.
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Post by: Gunthr on September 01, 2006, 05:02:34 AM: ... as Patrick Swaze in a war movie
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Post by: wetrat on September 01, 2006, 05:50:25 AM: you're about as useful as a filthy scientologist
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Post by: Reynolds on September 01, 2006, 06:31:42 AM: "Your about as useful as Tom Cruise!"

or:

"Your about as useful as a Knight with a 262!"

Those of you who are knights, and have begged for help from a pilot who just got enough points for a 262, know what i mean by that.
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Post by: Excel1 on September 01, 2006, 06:54:52 AM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".

heh
I havn't heard that flavour before, not too many hogs here.
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Post by: Mightytboy on September 01, 2006, 06:55:16 AM: Along Funked’s line:

You’re as worthless as Liberal defending America.

You’re as worthless as a Conservative at an abortion clinic.
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Post by: Heater on September 01, 2006, 07:06:06 AM: As George W Bush
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Post by: Shifty on September 01, 2006, 07:25:41 AM: The Dutch Military
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Post by: Angus on September 01, 2006, 07:40:48 AM: ...an overboiled maccaroni.

(It was a girl who said that to a boy :D)
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Post by: Meatwad on September 01, 2006, 07:41:26 AM: A virgin in a potatohouse

WTF is an overboiled maccaroni??? :rofl
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Post by: Nilsen on September 01, 2006, 07:46:40 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
A virgin in a potatohouse

WTF is an overboiled maccaroni??? :rofl

its yer goblin son..
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Post by: Meatwad on September 01, 2006, 07:49:14 AM: That be some new hip young lingo the kids are using nowadays
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Post by: Neubob on September 01, 2006, 10:41:54 AM: ....as voting independant
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Post by: Halo on September 01, 2006, 10:48:15 AM: ... as a fart in a skillet.

Actually, my Mom's version of that was, "You're as jumpy as a fart in a skillet." Still my favorite expression.
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Post by: xrtoronto on September 01, 2006, 11:55:41 AM: woman says:

...as useful as my boyfriend after a bj
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Post by: bsdaddict on September 01, 2006, 12:51:11 PM: a politician?
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Post by: xrtoronto on September 01, 2006, 01:02:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by rpm
My Dad had a variation on that he always used. "Tits on a boar hog".

We have a variation on that up here:

"tits on a Nun"
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Post by: Dago on September 01, 2006, 01:03:23 PM: Your about as useful as a liberal in a bar fight.
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Post by: AWMac on September 01, 2006, 02:42:05 PM: You'er about as useful as a Plug in Server near Skuzzy!

:D

J/K Skuzz

Mac
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Post by: 101ABN on September 01, 2006, 02:46:05 PM: a football bat
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Post by: deSelys on September 01, 2006, 04:36:34 PM: ...as a solar-powered flashlight.