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Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Mustaine on September 01, 2006, 03:57:08 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060830/od_afp/afpentertainmentusarts

wanna buy his baby's poo ? :O


wtf has this world come to? :(
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Shifty on September 01, 2006, 04:03:58 PM
Oh S**t!:huh
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Gh0stFT on September 01, 2006, 04:06:49 PM
lol!
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Airscrew on September 01, 2006, 04:07:22 PM
Well this just stinks!
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Nilsen on September 01, 2006, 04:08:11 PM
"As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars."

No insane bids so far for that crap, but with a bit of good press on the subject some wierdo is bound to bid thousands for it. If the bidding stays below 1k there is still hope for the world.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: AWMac on September 01, 2006, 04:08:42 PM
It's faked.... every Parent knows the first solid one resembles a "Mud Duck!"

Mac
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: nirvana on September 01, 2006, 04:08:58 PM
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"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said


Maybe, the only memento they'll get is money, typical.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Neubob on September 01, 2006, 04:14:53 PM
He's a born idiot. You can't lose what you never had.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Red Tail 444 on September 01, 2006, 04:18:38 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
It's faked.... every Parent knows the first solid one resembles a "Mud Duck!"

Mac

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Yeah no kidding, this story's a load of crap.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Airscrew on September 01, 2006, 04:22:40 PM
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Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Yeah no kidding, this story's a load of crap.

yea, but its funny crap
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Viking on September 01, 2006, 08:48:51 PM
Sounds to me like it's David Kesting that's "totally losy it", not Cruise. Although I do think there is some logical connection with Britney Spears and poop.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Shuckins on September 01, 2006, 10:34:34 PM
Cruise should attach it to a chain and wear it around his neck.

Who knows, he might start a new trendy fad amongst Hollywood's elite.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Slash27 on September 01, 2006, 11:11:52 PM
He claimed to have made a cast of baby ****. No one in the media sat back and thought about this?
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Pei on September 02, 2006, 03:14:04 AM
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Originally posted by Slash27
He claimed to have made a cast of baby ****. No one in the media sat back and thought about this?


media ... thought = oxymoron
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Angus on September 02, 2006, 03:19:56 AM
Why didn't the also cast the placenta?
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Slash27 on September 02, 2006, 03:57:08 AM
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Originally posted by Angus
Why didn't the also cast the placenta?


Tom had already made it into a man purse to carry all his Scientology gizmos.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Excel1 on September 02, 2006, 04:34:29 AM
I thought he ate the placenta? lotsa of minerals in it or something
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Angus on September 02, 2006, 05:35:17 AM
I heard he didn't. Prolly chickened out :D
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Yeager on September 02, 2006, 05:48:34 AM
this is a prime example of what happens to an average person when they accumulate so much wealth that their own mind cannot handle it and they become estranged from reality.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Shuckins on September 02, 2006, 07:17:26 AM
Yeager,

That raises the question of, "Were they ever normal or average in the first place?"

About the only thing the elite of Hollywood have in common with the rest of us is that they're bipedal.  After that, the similarity ends.

Regards, Shuckins
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: WhiteHawk on September 02, 2006, 06:44:15 PM
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Originally posted by Angus
Why didn't the also cast the placenta?


He had to lick that off the baby.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Squire on September 02, 2006, 07:05:47 PM
Ok, that is just seriously bent.
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Grayeagle on September 02, 2006, 07:35:26 PM
if Michael Jackson gets 'into' the bidding . . the price will skyrocket :)

-GE (just sayin, tm Pasha)
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: DREDIOCK on September 02, 2006, 08:37:44 PM
Someone needs to shoot that boy and put him out of our misery
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: Meatwad on September 02, 2006, 08:52:18 PM
Someone need to shoot cruise and put all of us out of our misery
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: wetrat on September 02, 2006, 10:07:02 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
this is a prime example of what happens to an average person when they accumulate so much wealth that their own mind cannot handle it and they become estranged from reality.
I thought they just became scientologists?
Title: Cruise has totally lost it
Post by: AWMac on September 03, 2006, 04:15:24 AM
This just proves that you can sell just about any kind of watermelon on eBay!

Mac