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Title: Latest Reuters scoop!
Post by: skeet on November 11, 2000, 11:56:00 PM

Ex-President and peanut farmer Jimmy Carter is to be reassigned from trotting the world showing the backward and ignorant how to conduct 'free and fair' elections.

Sources close to Jimmy revealed today that  Floriduh is to be his next assignment.

Remember, you heard it here first...




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Title: Latest Reuters scoop!
Post by: Eagler on November 12, 2000, 12:22:00 AM

Reading comprehension classes in SE Florida.

I.Q. test for voters

Teach them to count to five

Show them how to dicipher an arrows direction


goron = someone who wanted to vote for gore but could not figure out how

Eagler



[This message has been edited by Eagler (edited 11-12-2000).]

Title: Latest Reuters scoop!
Post by: Nash on November 12, 2000, 06:00:00 AM

Lol Skeet!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)