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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: mojo7 on September 07, 2006, 04:47:33 PM

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: mojo7 on September 07, 2006, 04:47:33 PM

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: braedanc on September 08, 2006, 06:09:01 AM

some people have alota free time- and are very hateful.

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: Reynolds on September 08, 2006, 06:13:19 AM

L-O-FREAKIN-L!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: JaniK on September 08, 2006, 07:06:45 AM

hehe, good one :) :aok

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: Max on September 08, 2006, 07:10:12 AM

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Originally posted by braedanc
some people have alota free time- and are very hateful.

Oh I dunno...

I'm one of the 47 folks who still support Bush and thought that was very funny. Dubya would laff his prettythang off. :D

Title: Who's On First for the Next Generation
Post by: NCLawman on September 08, 2006, 09:08:13 AM

Now, that was the funniest thing I have read in years!

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl