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Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: xrtoronto on September 09, 2006, 11:51:46 AM
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has applied for a U.S. visa, according to State Department officials.

The fiery leader plans to attend the U.N. General Assembly meetings in New York later this month. Official says that the application, which was submitted last month, is going through the normal processing procedure.

Ahmadinejad is known for his controversial rhetoric. He has called the holocaust a "myth" and has stated that Israel will one day be destroyed. Jewish organizations have already begun planning protests to take place outside the U.N. Headquarters during Ahmadinejad's visit.

Because he is visiting for the U.N. meetings in late September, the application is being processed with the "U.N. Headquarters Agreement" in consideration, which allows for visits for government officials who want to visit the U.N. in New York.

The official advises that the application will be much like the one Ahmadinejad went through last year for his visa. His application will most probably be denied based on the travel restriction as an Iranian government official, but that should be waived, and he would then be allowed to come into the U.S. for the meeting, but probably with a limited 25-mile travel radius.

c&p (http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/09/hardliner_irani.html)
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: xrtoronto on September 09, 2006, 12:00:31 PM
Can't his visit be stopped?
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Blooz on September 09, 2006, 02:29:56 PM
Why stop his visit?

Show him around!

Take him to Atlantic City to drop a few bucks then wisk him off on Air Force One to Reactor #4 at Chernobyl for a close up inspection tour.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Bodhi on September 09, 2006, 02:31:35 PM
bring him here, then let someone kill him.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: x0847Marine on September 09, 2006, 03:47:32 PM
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Originally posted by Blooz
Why stop his visit?

Show him around!

Take him to Atlantic City to drop a few bucks then wisk him off on Air Force One to Reactor #4 at Chernobyl for a close up inspection tour.


Send his handsomehunk to the chicken ranch, if anyone needs to get laid its that dude.

President Fern has said we are at war with terror, and that Iran is a sponsor of said terror; shouldn't then Mr. Iran dude be arrested upon landing and whisked off to Cuba to face charges?...

I was thinking of how funny it would be if some cracker from the mid-west managed to blow himself up on Ahmadinejads plane while singing "God bless America" with a mouth full of Skol... where are the Team America dudes to animate this?
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Post by: Masherbrum on September 09, 2006, 06:53:45 PM
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Originally posted by Bodhi
bring him here, then let someone kill him.


Amen.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: xrtoronto on September 09, 2006, 06:55:44 PM
I don't even want this guy in the western hemisphere!
Title: Re: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Mr Nice on September 09, 2006, 06:57:48 PM
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has applied for a U.S. visa, according to State Department officials.

The fiery leader plans to attend the U.N. General Assembly meetings in New York later this month. Official says that the application, which was submitted last month, is going through the normal processing procedure.

Ahmadinejad is known for his controversial rhetoric. He has called the holocaust a "myth" and has stated that Israel will one day be destroyed. Jewish organizations have already begun planning protests to take place outside the U.N. Headquarters during Ahmadinejad's visit.

Because he is visiting for the U.N. meetings in late September, the application is being processed with the "U.N. Headquarters Agreement" in consideration, which allows for visits for government officials who want to visit the U.N. in New York.

The official advises that the application will be much like the one Ahmadinejad went through last year for his visa. His application will most probably be denied based on the travel restriction as an Iranian government official, but that should be waived, and he would then be allowed to come into the U.S. for the meeting, but probably with a limited 25-mile travel radius.

c&p (http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/09/hardliner_irani.html)


Why do you post a new thread ( or two) every day, consisting of nothing other than a cut and paste.....with no comments of your own?

I thought it was against the rules here? Are you simply an RSS feed robot for liberal news articles?
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: dmf on September 09, 2006, 06:58:57 PM
Lock him in a room with my exmotherinlaw :) watch him commit suicide to get away from her :)

For real though just shoot him upon his landing in the US on the grounds of tresspassing . then fire theperson at the state dept that is stupid enough to give that man a visa
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: storch on September 09, 2006, 06:59:46 PM
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Originally posted by Bodhi
bring him here, then let someone kill him.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Wolfala on September 09, 2006, 07:07:22 PM
Heh, I can see it now.

He gets a scenic tour heading up to the south Bronx, stops at a traffic intersection, the squeegy guy comes up and starts doing his windows, 4 other brothers buff his tires, them remove them. And he has a nice scenic walking tour back south through the bronx, over the bridge, meeting friendly New Yorkers along the way.

Wolf

P.S. And becomming friendly with the local mafia bosses and gang bangers along the route.

P.S.S.  Too bad we don't have anything resembling MLK Blvd like out in Los Angeles. b/c you know there is some violence going on down there.
Title: Re: Re: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: xrtoronto on September 09, 2006, 07:12:21 PM
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Originally posted by Mr Nice
Why do you post a new thread ( or two) every day, consisting of nothing other than a cut and paste.....with no comments of your own?

I thought it was against the rules here? Are you simply an RSS feed robot for liberal news articles?


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Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Furball on September 09, 2006, 10:20:25 PM
cut off his head and send the video to Al Jazeera
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Elfie on September 09, 2006, 11:14:29 PM
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I was thinking of how funny it would be if some cracker from the mid-west managed to blow himself up on Ahmadinejads plane while singing "God bless America" with a mouth full of Skol... where are the Team America dudes to animate this?


I thought that was humorous, especially the part about a mouthful of Skol. :rofl


Although, instead of *some cracker from the midwest*......how about a redneck from the deep south? :D
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: AquaShrimp on September 09, 2006, 11:19:48 PM
Let him come to the U.S.  Show him how grand a country can be when a bit of political and religious freedom is allowed.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: DiabloTX on September 09, 2006, 11:24:24 PM
I bet soon after he lands in NYC he'll develop an overwhelming urge to drive a taxi and then never wants to leave.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: MIShill on September 10, 2006, 12:04:33 AM
Put him in an M3 at tank town in AH.
-MI-
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: AquaShrimp on September 10, 2006, 12:10:24 AM
Convert him, and he will convert others.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: FiLtH on September 10, 2006, 12:16:52 AM
I have a feeling, that the history books years from now will say something along the lines.." At one point he actually visited the US. People said if something had happened to him then, it would have saved thousands of lives and billions of dollars."

   But hes probably hoping to get killed.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Eagler on September 10, 2006, 12:29:43 AM
drug his arse, get him a lap dance
take pictures & videos and send them to Aljazeera
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: storch on September 10, 2006, 12:39:21 AM
i'll pay for the production of the video if it's eagler giving him the lap dance.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Debonair on September 10, 2006, 12:54:36 AM
zOMG i hope he isnt here for flight training
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: CavemanJ on September 11, 2006, 07:58:18 PM
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Originally posted by Bodhi
bring him here, then let someone kill him.


As much as I think the world would be better off without this phlucknut....

I dinnae think it'd be a good idea for one of us to off him while he's visiting here....
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Vulcan on September 11, 2006, 08:06:53 PM
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Convert him, and he will convert others.


Aye, how does that saying go... Keep your friends closer and your enemies even closer.

You'll probably have an easier time converting some luny like him a *real* islamic hardliner.
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Post by: Toad on September 11, 2006, 08:17:11 PM
This is a job for Hollywood.

Let him in to NYC.

Get the best hollywood makeup artists to create his double.

When Ahmadinejad locks himself in his hotel room, launch the double on a drunken tour of every titty bar in NYC, complete with lap dances. Provide plenty of press.

Then pay the double handsomely and tell him he'll get twice as much loot in 5 years if he keeps is yap shut about it.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: RedTop on September 11, 2006, 09:05:22 PM
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Originally posted by Elfie
I thought that was humorous, especially the part about a mouthful of Skol. :rofl


Although, instead of *some cracker from the midwest*......how about a redneck from the deep south? :D


Deep south rednecks dont use Skoal...Copenhagen or Red Man. No self respecting deep southern redneck would dare do that yuppie midwestern cracker tobacco Skoal:lol
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Hornet33 on September 11, 2006, 09:51:27 PM
Scary thing is the guy probably already has a nuke. If he's coming to New York how hard would it be for him to just pack the thing on his plane. He's freaking crazy enough to be a martyr for his cause. He'd do it if he could take out the UN and most of the city with him.


Of course the Air Force has a handfull of those really nice F-22 Stealth  fighters right up the road from me in Langley VA. They could intercept his dumb prettythang a couple hundred miles off the coast and if his plane just happens to "disapear".......O'WELL:aok   I'm SURE my fellow Coasties will be more than happy to go out and do a SAR case....once we find the keys to the boat:D   Might take awhile though.
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Post by: Vudak on September 11, 2006, 10:14:11 PM
I say let him in, be curteous to him, let him say his bit, and then allow him to leave in peace.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: JB88 on September 11, 2006, 10:45:10 PM
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Originally posted by Vudak
I say let him in, be curteous to him, let him say his bit, and then allow him to leave in peace.


agreed.

we must always be the better option, as hard as it is.

we should invite him on a tour of ground zero.
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Post by: Eagler on September 12, 2006, 06:22:39 AM
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Originally posted by JB88
we should invite him on a tour of ground zero.


and when he applaudes the hijackers and shouts praises to Allah, can we drop him off in Brooklyn so he can share his world views with the locals?
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Post by: Vudak on September 12, 2006, 06:43:21 AM
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Originally posted by Eagler
and when he applaudes the hijackers and shouts praises to Allah, can we drop him off in Brooklyn so he can share his world views with the locals?


Heck, while we're at it, why don't we drop off half of YOU GUYS in Brooklyn, and let ya'll tell them your world views :D

(Not necessarily a jab at you personally, Eagler)
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Angus on September 12, 2006, 06:57:27 AM
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Originally posted by Vudak
I say let him in, be curteous to him, let him say his bit, and then allow him to leave in peace.


Let him say his bit? How about somebody letting him choke a little bit on his bits?
So...no Holocaust museum in the USA?
( He should be travelling Poland, - to Birkenau before the visit, then visit the recently opened archives of the Nazi statistics about the Holocaust)
Then, ground zero.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Vudak on September 12, 2006, 07:29:57 AM
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Originally posted by Angus
Let him say his bit? How about somebody letting him choke a little bit on his bits?
So...no Holocaust museum in the USA?
( He should be travelling Poland, - to Birkenau before the visit, then visit the recently opened archives of the Nazi statistics about the Holocaust)
Then, ground zero.



Look.  If we want to turn into a bunch of Romans then fine.  Forget prisons in Iraq.  Just cruxify everyone.  Feed them to the lions.  Burn entire villages.  And take their leaders here and parade them in chains with all the spoils of war behind.

But if we want to be like Americans, let him come, promise him protection, let him say his bit, get in ours, and then let him leave peacefully.

He'd be entering as a diplomat.  You do not harm such people in a civilized society.
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Post by: storch on September 12, 2006, 07:44:01 AM
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Originally posted by Vudak
 You do not harm such people in a civilized society.
who came up with the concept of the concentration camp?
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 12, 2006, 09:14:18 AM
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Originally posted by Vudak

But if we want to be like Americans, let him come, promise him protection, let him say his bit, get in ours, and then let him leave peacefully.

He'd be entering as a diplomat.  You do not harm such people in a civilized society.


Vudak,
He is NOT a diplomat. He IS a head of state. He is the head of a state that has declared that an ally of the U.S. should be wiped off of the face of the Earth. He is the head of a state that has supplied a terrorist organization and supported them in their effort to wipe that ally off the face of the Earth. He is the head of a state that has supplied and supported terrorists who attack both Iraqis and coalition personnel.

He is no more a diplomat entitled to enter the U.S. now than Hitler would have been in 1940.

However, we allowed an openly hostile head of state to visit the UN before (see: Kruschev), so possibly we will allow one again. We obviously need to remove the UN from U.S. soil, that will prevent us from having to graciously host scum like him who would slaughter us all if he thought he could.
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: moot on September 12, 2006, 09:39:47 AM
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Originally posted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
Hook, line, sinker :aok
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: -tronski- on September 12, 2006, 10:52:15 AM
He's probably looking for a good school like Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi...

 Tronsky
Title: Hardliner Iranian President Applies for U.S. Visa
Post by: lukster on September 12, 2006, 10:55:39 AM
If he comes here it's only fair that we send Jimmy Carter there.
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Post by: JB88 on September 12, 2006, 10:59:19 AM
lol.  yep.
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Post by: Vudak on September 12, 2006, 12:56:20 PM
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Originally posted by lukster
If he comes here it's only fair that we send Jimmy Carter there.


:rofl
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Post by: Maverick on September 12, 2006, 06:17:39 PM
Nope not Jimmy........Hillary!
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Post by: Maverick on September 12, 2006, 06:23:14 PM
Seriously, the best thing to happen would be for a totally uneventful trip for this "person".

The second best thing would be for the chartered iranian airliner to blow up about 5 minutes after takeoff at 20k alt. on the way to the US.

Which "best thing" would be your choice? In this case I vote for #2. :t
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Post by: Wolfala on September 12, 2006, 06:43:30 PM
Whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle when you needed it?
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Post by: Elfie on September 12, 2006, 08:48:47 PM
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Originally posted by RedTop
Deep south rednecks dont use Skoal...Copenhagen or Red Man. No self respecting deep southern redneck would dare do that yuppie midwestern cracker tobacco Skoal:lol


:rofl