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Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 10, 2006, 02:51:37 AM
Now this wouldnt work, its impossible, and even it was, it would never happen. BUT, I live in Hawaii, and the other day some idiot hit a bridge with a crane, closing down the only highway in the state that leads home. This caused me to be stuck in trafic for 6 hours, and only moved about 10 miles. So, lets get Aces High II... for CELL PHONES!!! w00t!!! Like, a link to the MA, but you can only GV or gun for someone, with ****-ass graphics, and only where you get a signal, charge an extra $5.00 a month for it. w00t!!!
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Furball on September 10, 2006, 09:52:05 AM
(http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/taylor/humor/stupidpeople.jpg)

"I see stupid people...
they're everywhere...
they walk around like everyone else...
they don't even know that they're dumb"
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Latrobe on September 10, 2006, 10:34:03 AM
wow this IS a retarded wish but a good try. Maybe in the Year 4920:D
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 11, 2006, 12:00:13 AM
Well, I SAID it was retarded. But if it was possible, what do you think.
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on September 11, 2006, 12:19:08 AM
it would own ALL!!!
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: thndregg on September 11, 2006, 06:46:03 AM
There's being an AH junkie, and then there's really  being an AH junkie.
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 11, 2006, 12:54:20 PM
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Originally posted by thndregg
There's being an AH junkie, and then there's really  being an AH junkie.


It wasnt so much that I am an AH junkie, more of a stuck in traffic in a car for 6 hours with NOTHING TO DO. so yeah, I was bored.
Title: Re: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Overlag on September 13, 2006, 03:32:41 AM
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Originally posted by Reynolds
Now this wouldnt work, its impossible, and even it was, it would never happen. BUT, I live in Hawaii, and the other day some idiot hit a bridge with a crane, closing down the only highway in the state that leads home. This caused me to be stuck in trafic for 6 hours, and only moved about 10 miles. So, lets get Aces High II... for CELL PHONES!!! w00t!!! Like, a link to the MA, but you can only GV or gun for someone, with ****-ass graphics, and only where you get a signal, charge an extra $5.00 a month for it. w00t!!!


get a carputer...... its been done. :)
Title: Re: Re: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 13, 2006, 04:20:12 AM
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Originally posted by Overlag
get a carputer...... its been done. :)


Um. What about internet connection? (My laptop got no signal, and even if it did, its a school comp. and cant be used for games. Big Brother is watching...)
Title: Re: Re: Re: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Overlag on September 13, 2006, 04:48:44 AM
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Originally posted by Reynolds
Um. What about internet connection? (My laptop got no signal, and even if it did, its a school comp. and cant be used for games. Big Brother is watching...)


no local wifi hotspots? (normaly pubs)
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 13, 2006, 04:57:36 PM
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Originally posted by Overlag
no local wifi hotspots? (normaly pubs)



Not in the middle of a freeway.
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Latrobe on September 13, 2006, 05:06:47 PM
just get the computer pen

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/Latrobe_2006/cid_011701c6c72a3cf71f206601a8c0gen.jpg)

when it comes out (for 5 million dollars)
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Meatwad on September 13, 2006, 08:11:52 PM
Hows about coding a crane into the game and then driving it into the bridges so you can shutoff the resupply for a town.


I aint right tonight :D
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on September 13, 2006, 08:14:06 PM
:rofl
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 14, 2006, 05:25:01 AM
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Originally posted by Latrobe
just get the computer pen

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/Latrobe_2006/cid_011701c6c72a3cf71f206601a8c0gen.jpg)

when it comes out (for 5 million dollars)


You can get the keyboard half for around $300 right now.
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: bagrat on September 16, 2006, 02:20:11 PM
well this may be a bad idea, but sometimes when im takin a dump i dont always feel like readin so i thought. HEY WHAT IF I cAN PLAY AH WHILE TAKIN a DUMP! so what we do is attatch a small monitor to the toilet and use the flusher nob as a joystick (though it can only controll roll movement) it would be better than nothin rite?

TA DA!
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: uberhun on September 16, 2006, 02:32:27 PM
Yea I'm thinking right now...............................WTF?? :rolleyes:
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Reynolds on September 16, 2006, 11:46:42 PM
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Originally posted by bagrat
well this may be a bad idea, but sometimes when im takin a dump i dont always feel like readin so i thought. HEY WHAT IF I cAN PLAY AH WHILE TAKIN a DUMP! so what we do is attatch a small monitor to the toilet and use the flusher nob as a joystick (though it can only controll roll movement) it would be better than nothin rite?

TA DA!


In an old game I used to play, Freelancer, I knew a guy who set up a monitor and keyboard in his bathroom, and connected them to the other monitor and keyboard and tower in the living room, via splicing, so he just had to get up, and go into the bathroom, turn on the monitor and he was still in the game! Yes, I have seen pics and video of him playing in the bathrrom! ( he wasnt using it, his pants were on)
Title: The most RETARDED wish ever...
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2006, 12:09:23 AM
O.............K.............. .....