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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Fury on November 14, 2000, 09:17:00 AM

Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Fury on November 14, 2000, 09:17:00 AM
As you are probably aware, if the voting results in Florida stand as they
are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. This will have
catastrophic results in our vital, no, indispensable entertainment industry.
Barbra Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec
Baldwin, Martin Sheen, among many others have sworn to leave the country if
George W. Bush is elected President.
And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to load
moving vans. We also need volunteers to provide airfare for these
irreplacable national treasures so they can relocate before they can change
their minds.
For the cost of a small SUV you can sponsor one of these celebrities and
their unfortunate relocation. You will know that your efforts are helping
when you receive postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen
"refugee"as they learn to become a useful citizen in the third world country
of their chosing.
You will help, won't you. It costs so little, but it means so much. Call
1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by. Major Credit cards are
accepted.
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Kieren on November 14, 2000, 09:22:00 AM
This is too funny...

Too bad it won't be necessary...
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Eagler on November 14, 2000, 09:24:00 AM
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I've got a P.O. address to send money orders to if needed...

I really used to admire some of these entertainers until this election. Afraid I judge you by the company you keep.

Eagler

Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Gunthr on November 14, 2000, 09:40:00 AM
Let me be the first to send one dollar towards re-locating Barbara Striesand, hopefully to some  penal colony where she will be forced to do slave labor skinning fur bearing animals to make muk-luks and parkas for eskimos to wear while hunting whales. After the kill, she could be given a flensing knife and be assigned to chopping 6 tons of whale blubber into half inch cubes.

Or maybe she should be sent to the Chinese Red Army to become a "Comfort Girl"?

Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Ripsnort on November 14, 2000, 09:58:00 AM
Heard that Hanoi Jane has 'found religion' and her and her spouse (Ted Turner) are apparently on the rocks since she's gone way overboard on trying to recruit him into church, interesting, this is one person that I think should have been deported to N.Vietnam the day she went over and collaborated  with the enemy.
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Fury on November 14, 2000, 10:21:00 AM
"VISTA DEL MAR, California -- Actor Martin Sheen called Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush a "white-knuckle drunk" in a speech at a California treatment center Saturday.

A recovering substance abuser, Sheen expressed concern that Bush never received counseling after his 1976 arrest for drunken driving. "He's still in denial about it," said Sheen. "You have got to be in a program. I did not make up the rules about that."

Sheen, who plays President Josiah Bartlett on NBC's political drama, "The West Wing," and a vocal supporter of Al Gore, said he didn't mean to insult Bush, but wanted to make him acknowledge the severity of drug and alcohol dependence."

Oh, so many, many things wrong with that whole statement.  Even if his intentions were pure of heart.

Fury
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: 1776 on November 14, 2000, 11:28:00 AM
Not one of these entertainers will leave our country (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

The very nature of their life's choice of work shows a lack of any truth in their lives.  They only know how to act,not to think!!!  This is clearly demonstrated in their actions in RL.
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Gunthr on November 14, 2000, 11:42:00 AM
Hey, what about Rosie O'Donnel?

I saw a picture of her marching and carrying a sign in Palm Beach county that said:

"SAVE THE FOOD"

LOL (laughing at my own jokes now)
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Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Cabby on November 14, 2000, 12:40:00 PM
Why wouldn't the Hollyweird types leave?  Their money is deposited in overseas banks(to avoid taxes-how "Liberal" of them)so they would be closer to what really matters most to them.

Cabby
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: funked on November 14, 2000, 12:44:00 PM
Good riddance!
Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Rickenbacker on November 14, 2000, 03:44:00 PM
Why did you mention Martin Sheen twice?

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Title: Important: Your help is needed!
Post by: Fury on November 14, 2000, 03:59:00 PM
I should mention that the first post was a joke sent to me and a second post was a qote out of cnn.

The second one hit home for reasons other than the Bushbash, Mr. Sheen just happened to be the one who said it (coincidence)

Fury