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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: funked on February 25, 2001, 06:57:00 PM
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Anti-chafing nipple tape? Check, Check and Check!
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I dont know, The Simpsons are losing their charm the few last months, they are trying to make Homer TOO stupid and its not natural like before.
Thank god FUTURAMA is running strong. And Malcom in the Middle is also very good.
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CC i love Futuerama. not much on king of the Hill, Simpsons still has it, but not like it used to..the humor seems to simple now.. I miss Family Guy, that was FUNNY.
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The Simpsons is still great in my book, but I can't argue with Animal. If anyone knows stupid, it's him! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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How about an AH related quote:
When Homer is watching TV and tunes to the history channel:
"Ah.. the Luftwaffe, the Senators of the History Channel".
The refference is to the team that always loses to the Harlem Globetrotters (700+ times in a row).
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hehehe "Do you know who I am?..." (Loved that G Bush S episode) and I still crack up everytime I see Mr Burns. We prolly getting 1 year old episodes here so, It's still not "worn out" here. I like "Futurama" pretty much as well.
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I thought it was "the Washington Generals"
could be wrong though.
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It was the Washington Generals. Harlem Globetrotters reference.
"This just in, no less than 3 of the Harlem Globetrotters have been implicated in a point-shaving scandal!"
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"I got a better idea! Let's have a fun run! on his trachea!"
The Carrier, the S.S. "Sea Spanker" was featured last night.
I hear you guys. There are some dud episodes; and some so-so ones. But then you hit one like last night's, with the inexplicable gunfight between the hippies on the giant praying mantis and a group of young navy recruits, men getting flowers in their eyes and dying horribly, and, well, there's no better TV out there.
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I'll have to say I still think it's worth tuning in every Sunday night.
I think the reason the writing stays so strong, and by all rights probably shouldn't be by now, is the constant input of new highly-talented folks, mostly it seems from the Harvard Lampoon.
Some senior writers go on to other things, but the folks they're replaced by are as funny as they were, only not quite as well-known.
I think by this ongoing changing-of-the-guard, but changing with equally talented, well-educated, and completely twisted people is what keeps the quality up, when by all rights it should have lagged a long time ago.
I'll have to say the hippies, praying mantis, and deadly daisies did it for me too.
Yvan eht nioj!
Mk
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You're right.. it was the Washington Generals.. DOH! Still liked the line (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
One of my favorites that I use all the time at home:
Homer: WOOOHOOO!
Marge: I don't know Homer, it sounds kinda risky.
Homer: <cross look and very serious tone>I said "woo hoo".
I also enjoy some quotes from a show called "The Critic". My personal favorite:
The Critic: I am a slave to no one!
His stomach: What about me?
The Critic: Except for you master
His stomach: Good! Now dance for me!
AKDejaVu
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One of my all time favorite cartoons is the Tick. Just something about a guy who has "Spoon!" for a battlecry.
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Ren and Stimpy!
I love that show,
and Dexters Labrotory.
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I think actually the Simpsons have gotten better, alot of the material now is so obscure that it makes it past the censores . I do however miss the antics of Matthew on "Talk Radio" .
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From now on, anything caught in your zipper will be handled by the school nurse, not by me!
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Ah yes, some great quotes...
But who said "Now remember, if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved. One hand washes the other... Oh, that reminds me!"?
He is imo the funniest character of them all (next to Troy McClure).
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The Critic is one of the best US cartoons out there. I enjoy the Tick (reminds me of the Orlando Police Dept.). Family Guy was a blast just because of the baby.. just hilarious.
Fave Quotes:
(When The Critic's (Jay Sherman) sister was attending a ball (or something), they are at the tailor's shop getting measures for her dress. The tailor asks her in private if she was a virgin or not, because if she wasnt the dress would not be pure white)
Her answer: "Of course I will wear pure white! *looks down dubiously* umm... except the gloves."
ROFL!
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(Quote from the episode Homer changes his name to Max Power, a name he got from the dryer)
Homer: There is the RIGHT way, the WRONG way and the MAX POWER way!
Bart: Isnt that the wrong way?
Homer: (...) YES.. BUT FASTER
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Who said these lines on the Simpsons .
"Carefull ! They're ruffled !"
"Your superior intelects are no match for our puny weapons."
"It's like there is a party in my mouth and everyone is invited"
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"There's no danger, unless they send us to that terrible planet of the apes with the statue of liberty . Wait a minute, statue of liberty ! That was our planet . YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP ! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL !"
The episode where Homer goes to space has to be one of the best, what with the giant race of super ants and all .
Damn you ! My boy is a box . A BOX !
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my favorite is the hank scorpio esisode
Awwww, the denver broncos!?
then in 2 years they won the superbowl (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Smithers... release the flying monkeys!
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One I use a lot...
"Save me Jebus!"
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The Simpsons buy a pool from:
Pool Sharks,where the customer is our chum
<Homer voice>
"OOOOOHH - the Tinkler, I like the sound of that"
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Can't remember the first two, but the third one is Milhouse.
Mk
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The "careful they're ruffled" is from the astronaut one. I think it was supposed to be Neal Armstrong.
The comic book guy is the funniest character on there IMO. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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I personally don't think that you can pick a particular character in the Simpsons as your favorite. It's like picking your favorite Metallica song, ya just can't do it 'cuz their all so damn good.
My favorite quotes:
Grampa Simpson
"I never thought I could shoot down a german plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."
Homer
"Hey theres a NEW Mexico"
"Shut up brain or I will stab you with a q-tip!!"
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...place, where a our beds and TV...is."
"Don't discourage the boy, Marge, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel"
Lunchlady Doris
"More testicles means more iron"
.....oh damn there are just too many damn funny ones to list here.
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Meine schwester hat keine kartoffel salat? Du bist eine lustige bube!!
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Originally posted by bloom25:
The "careful they're ruffled" is from the astronaut one. I think it was supposed to be Neal Armstrong.
The comic book guy is the funniest character on there IMO. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Worst post, EVER!
-edit- Heh, damned complicated BB. Can't HTC make this easier. I mean, real WWII pilots didn't have to do all of this typing. whine, whine, whine . . . (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
[This message has been edited by SOB (edited 03-05-2001).]
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Hey SOB.. when you sober up you may want to remove your comment from the quoted portion of your post (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
AKDejaVu
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BTW SOB, I get it (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Hehe, SOB. No, you may NOT purchase my superman issue number 1 for 98 cents! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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Comic book guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
Salesman: I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir?
Comic book guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.
Salesman: Whoa, whoa, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies.
Comic book guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh.....
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
Comic book guy: (Sighs) Very well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them
Comic Book Guy: (While being pushed in a wheel barrow in line at the hospital) Ooohhh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Homer: Welcome to the internet my friend, how may I help you?
Comic Book Store Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilo baud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line, will you be able to provide an ip router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
(Homer just stares stupidly at Chubby for 10 seconds)
Homer: Can I have some money now?
Bart: Hi, I'd like to buy a copy of Bone Storm. Here's 99 cents.
Comic Book Guy: (Sighs) Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase bone storm for 99 cents, net profit to me...negative 59 dollars. Oh please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, its yours. (Bart reaches for the money)
Comic Book Guy: Seeing as we are UN-familiar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point.
Comic Book Guy: (dramatically) Lucite...Hardening...Must end life in classic Lorne Green pose... from Battlestar Galactica (gets in his pose) Best... Death... Ever!!!
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