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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: LJK Raubvogel on November 15, 2000, 08:56:00 PM
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A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she
>puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have a baseball."
>Man - "That's nice."
>Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>Man - "No, thanks."
>Boy - "My dad's outside."
>Man - "OK, how much?"
>Boy - "$25.00"
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
>Boy - "Dark in here,"
>Man - "Yes, it is."
>Boy - "I have a baseball mitt."
>The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?"
>Boy - "$75.00"
>Man - "Fine."
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the ball back and forth."
>The boy says, "Can't, I sold them."
>The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>Boy - "$100.00" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost.
>You're going to church and confess."
>They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that toejam again."
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