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Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: JB88 on September 20, 2006, 01:06:49 AM

LONE GUNMAN: (kackink...kachink)  bartender.  whiskey.  leave the bottle.

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Leslie on September 20, 2006, 01:18:14 AM

Now Doc you oughtn't know what that whiskey does to yous and I just think you outta go on home and take a rest spell fer a bit an git some sleep.   -  Festus

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: JB88 on September 20, 2006, 01:22:33 AM

LONE GUNMAN:  (twitch.  twitch.)  <------ shoots another.  wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.  

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Debonair on September 20, 2006, 01:25:40 AM

a look of surprise grown on the face of a nerd sitting in the corner of the room,
he looks up from his laptop computer & says "this thread sux"

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Nilsen on September 20, 2006, 01:26:34 AM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
LONE GUNMAN:  (twitch.  twitch.)  <------ shoots another.  wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.  

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...

Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: JB88 on September 20, 2006, 01:28:48 AM

LONE GUNMAN:  not as bad as that compaq yer sportin there.

(gunman produces a small 12 inch sleek black model with a high sheen gun metal finish.)

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: DiabloTX on September 20, 2006, 01:30:19 AM

From the other end of the bar, Diablo pushes his hat up off of his eyes,

"This ain't one of those tough bars is it?  I hate drinking human hairs."

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Leslie on September 20, 2006, 02:17:41 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!

ROFLMAO:D




Les

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Angus on September 20, 2006, 04:46:31 AM

Hat pulled to the side:
"Nilsen is my cousin. Never was no good as a heardsman"
Hat corrected.

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Nilsen on September 20, 2006, 04:54:56 AM

Dont pay any attention to my cousin Angus.. he never complained when we spent the night up at mount Brokeback.

Didnt cost him a dollar either

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Angus on September 20, 2006, 04:57:28 AM

Yup. Wigh 2 pints of whisky in the belly, I never complain.
Gotta get off that habit :D

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: FiLtH on September 20, 2006, 09:51:13 AM

Man sitting at a another table looks at gunman and says "Those are real perty boots you are wearin thar stranger...I thinkin I'll be having dem."

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Jackal1 on September 20, 2006, 01:07:38 PM

Ornery type cowpoke that just came in to pursue the affections of his favorite dance hall girl and is POed at the lone gunmen in the store bought , shiny boots for interupting his fun: " Go ahead! Skin that smoke wagon iffin you got the guts."

Title: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB
Post by: Neubob on September 20, 2006, 01:46:21 PM

Does the lone gunman know that the o'club isn't a butch lezzy bar?