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Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Ripsnort on November 12, 2001, 10:07:00 AM

 
In The Year 2035
> > >
> > >Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> > >legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking
> > >
> > >Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock
> > >
> > >Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
> > >The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon)
> > >
> > >Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
> > >least  ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels
> > >
> > >George Z  Bush says he will run for President in 2036
> > >
> > >35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss   Alabama
> > >lowers age of consent for girls from eight to six   Nursing home event
> > >Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy  striper
> > >
> > >Texas executes last remaining citizen
> > >
> > >Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants
> > >
> > >Baby conceived naturally:     Scientists stumped
> > >
> > >Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for $4 6 million
> > >
> > >Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles
> > >
> > >Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches
> > >
> > >Microsoft announces they have perfected their newest version of
> > >Windows  So it crashes BEFORE installation is completed
> > >
> > >Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour;
> > >American-owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA
> > >
> > >White minority in USA demands civil rights and reparations
> > >
> > >New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and
> > >baseball bats be registered by January 2036
> > >
>

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Naso on November 12, 2001, 10:27:00 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
 
In The Year 2035

> > >
> > >Texas executes last remaining citizen
>

this is the funniest, the rest is just leftish propaganda  ;)  :p

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Chaos68 on November 12, 2001, 10:31:00 AM

MECHWARRIOR all the way!!!

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Weave on November 12, 2001, 12:59:00 PM

>>>Cornered Rats announce they finally have all the bugs fixed in WW2OL  :D

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: JV44 on November 12, 2001, 02:10:00 PM

Hello...

How they electrocute the last citizen in Texas???...

I bet it was suizid, who else should do it?  :D

Also the story contains nothing about sex, this should be fixed!

  :D

JV44 (Andreas)

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Udie on November 12, 2001, 02:15:00 PM

>>>>Udie and MrFish are seen leaving the barmitza (sp?) of the child of Udie's daughter and Mrfish's only son.  

  :D

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Ripsnort on November 12, 2001, 02:59:00 PM

HiTech allows no bar dar below 500 feet in a real life "one life only" non-virtual simulation of AH.

Title: Predictions for the year 2035:
Post by: Naso on November 12, 2001, 04:11:00 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Weave:
>>>Cornered Rats announce they finally have all the bugs fixed in WW2OL   :D

No Weave, this is impossible  :D