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Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Meatwad on September 28, 2006, 12:16:53 AM
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.  
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.   Where does this person live?
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.  
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.  If this guy sees an accident, does he have an accident on himself?
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.  
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.  Gahhh.. get it away..
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.  
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erection.
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.  
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.  I think this guy sells insurance
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.  Obviously this guy has never been to the DMV.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.  
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.  Someone get this guy some Lactade..
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.  I hope he doesn't live in the desert.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.  Trick or Treat
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.  
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.   Supercalafragilisticexpialido cious.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.  
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.   Make the ringing stop!
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.  Serioulsy, you have to go sometime..
Verbophobia- Fear of words. How does this guy talk? Clicks?
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on September 28, 2006, 12:28:03 AM
fear of japanese??? are some of these fake? :rofl
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Meatwad on September 28, 2006, 12:30:02 AM
Apparently not. I did a google search and had some 12,4000 results with the same definition :rofl
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Kurt on September 28, 2006, 12:42:34 AM
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture

THATS ME!!! OH MY GOD, I feel so much better now that I have a name for it and I know I'm not alone!!!!
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Kurt on September 28, 2006, 12:44:53 AM
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.

Am I the only one who sees the irony here?
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Post by: Billy Joe Bob on September 28, 2006, 12:48:00 AM
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
WHY WHHYYY!?  :lol
Title: Re: Silly Phobias
Post by: Neubob on September 28, 2006, 12:54:53 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.


Notice the first four letters of the one referencing, of all things, female genitalia.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Squire on September 28, 2006, 01:19:24 AM
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.

Dont make fun of us.

...they look just plain creepy.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: rpm on September 28, 2006, 02:37:09 AM
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Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.

Who or what TF are the Walloons?:huh
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Post by: Blooz on September 28, 2006, 05:07:58 AM
Does Telephonophobia have sub categories?

While I don't fear telephones or answering telephones I do fear making calls on telephones.
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Post by: Shuckins on September 28, 2006, 06:34:43 AM
rpm, the Walloons are the French-speaking Belgians from the area of Wallonia.
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Post by: lukster on September 28, 2006, 12:36:46 PM
Phobophobia - fear of phobias

What about fear of fear? Rooseveltobia? ;)
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Post by: lasersailor184 on September 28, 2006, 12:48:15 PM
I suffer from Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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Post by: Dux on September 28, 2006, 12:55:26 PM
They are watching you, Laser.
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Post by: FiLtH on September 28, 2006, 01:28:44 PM
I have Laboraphobia- fear of work
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Saintaw on September 28, 2006, 01:44:20 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
Who or what TF are the Walloons?:huh


People who live mostly in southern belgium and a part of France. Our local billy joe bobs.



click (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallonia)
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Dux on September 28, 2006, 02:29:12 PM
Skuzziphobia: Fear of being pwned by teh Geek.
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Post by: Skuzzy on September 28, 2006, 02:34:30 PM
ROFL!

Inturkeydoltaphobia:  Fear of a dolt on the Internet armed with a keyboard.

Still trying to find a 12 step program for it, other than the one step shotgun approach.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Billy Joe Bob on September 28, 2006, 06:06:25 PM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
People who live mostly in southern belgium and a part of France. Our local billy joe bobs.



click (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallonia)


Hey!!! :D
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: rpm on September 28, 2006, 11:31:14 PM
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Originally posted by Shuckins
rpm, the Walloons are the French-speaking Belgians from the area of Wallonia.
Would'nt they be Wallonians?
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 28, 2006, 11:50:33 PM
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http://fixedreference.org/en/20040424/wikipedia/Walloons Note that when referring to inhabitants of Wallonia with the meaning of citizen of Wallonia, the word Wallonian is more commonly used. Not all Wallonians are French-speaking; there is also a German-speaking community around Eupen, in the east of the region, next to Germany, but all Wallonians wear funny hats and shoes on the wrong feet.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Saintaw on September 29, 2006, 12:42:38 AM
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Originally posted by rpm
Would'nt they be Wallonians?


Would probably be too hard to spell :)
Charleroi is reaching some 35% unemployment... I can see literacy showing a similar figure.
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Post by: deSelys on September 29, 2006, 03:30:43 AM
Charleroi is our New-Jersey...


Walloons at wor... err not working:

(http://vitrifolk.apinc.org/jpg/yvoir-2003-diner.jpg)


Other specimens here (http://users.swing.be/A.Burnel/LES%20AMIS.htm)
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: Saintaw on September 29, 2006, 03:36:27 AM
That would probably be insulting new-jerseysinatians ... I see it closer to Bogota. ;)
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: deSelys on September 29, 2006, 03:39:25 AM
Nah, Bogota at least is a sunny place.
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: rpm on September 29, 2006, 05:22:21 AM
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Originally posted by deSelys
Charleroi is our New-Jersey...


Walloons at wor... err not working:

(http://vitrifolk.apinc.org/jpg/yvoir-2003-diner.jpg)


Other specimens here (http://users.swing.be/A.Burnel/LES%20AMIS.htm)
LOL, you mean rednecks!
(http://www.cvilleok.com/2005SeptNews/2005iSep28SBregnlGP_9225rednecks.JPG)
Title: Silly Phobias
Post by: BlueJ1 on September 29, 2006, 05:34:56 AM
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.


Isnt that a given? In multiple ways.