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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Saintaw on February 23, 2000, 09:56:00 AM
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A cannibal goes to the human meat market to buy some brain for his
lunch (as one would).
He sees a little poster that boasts about the quality of IT
professionals
brains that are currently on sale.
He asks the sales assistant: "How much does the programmer's brain
cost?"
"Three dollars per kilo" replies the salesman.
"How much for an analyst's brain then?"
"Three dollars and fifty cents per kilo"
"What about the user's brain?"
"One hundred and fifty dollars per kilo."
"What? How can it cost that much?" he asks, astonished.
The salesman replies "Do you have any idea how many users I
have to kill to get one kilo of brains?"
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Saw/Saintaw
KNIGHT'S FINEST FLYING BRICK
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/190saw.gif)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."
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returning fire: (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
A Scottish old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, says to a young man,
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look
how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own
two hands. I piled it for months.
But do they call me McGregor the fence builder? Nooooo.
Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar.
Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface
down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard
labour, for eight days.
But do they call me McGregor the bar maker? Noooooo.
Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out
to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye
can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed
it board by board.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one
is paying attention.
"But one lousy sheep..."
A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's
> activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions.
> Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good
> moral side and that of his mischievous side.
>
> While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says "don't
> worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."
>
> The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions. Again
> the voice says "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex
> with their patients."
>
> Feeling somewhat relieved, the man begins to relax and feel
> better about himself at which time another voice in head says,
> "but you're a veterinarian."
>
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LOL !
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Saw/Saintaw
KNIGHT'S FINEST FLYING BRICK
(http://saintaw.tripod.com/190saw.gif)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
"Firepower Mate, that is what separates the men from the boys..."
[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 02-23-2000).]
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Here is one for you.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts??
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/confused.gif)
Scottish Sheep can hear a zipper at 3 miles (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Baaaaaaaaa.......
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure,
"Real Men fly Radials, Nancy Boys fly Spitfires"
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ROTFLOL!
Saw, thanks for the 'gift'...appreciate it!
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Brian "Ripsnort" Nelson
++JG2++ ~Richthofen~ XO
(Formerly VF-101 Grim Reapers~Rip1~Warbirds~)
JG2 "Richthofen" (http://www.busprod.com/weazel2/)
(http://Ripsnort60.tripod.com/190srip.gif)
"Opfer mussen gebracht werden"
— Otto Lilienthal
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 02-23-2000).]