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Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: 1epic1 on October 02, 2006, 01:49:12 PM

One day a Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel inside his pants, the bartender looked at him with confusion and asked "why do you have a wheel in your pants?" the pirate responds... "Arrrg cause you drive me nutz"

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: CyranoAH on October 02, 2006, 01:59:35 PM

Your post is off your topic ;)

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Gunthr on October 02, 2006, 02:01:45 PM

See Rule 13a - gratuitous cornyness

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Chairboy on October 02, 2006, 02:02:55 PM

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png)

Title: see if we can create a joke by commitee
Post by: storch on October 02, 2006, 02:50:18 PM

I'll start.  a woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Gunthr on October 02, 2006, 03:36:03 PM

... acompanied by a priest, a rabbi and a blind frog....   the bartender takes one look and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: cav58d on October 02, 2006, 03:41:04 PM

nevermind

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: deSelys on October 02, 2006, 04:50:08 PM

Lol Chairboy!


I have one (sorry for the engrish translation)
Poland, 1943.

A group of SS enters a village and gather the men in front of the church. A young priest tries to avoid the slaughter by offering his life in exchange. A young SS accepts, pushes the priest behind the church and flips the safety catch of his MP40.

Immediately, the sky turns black and a mighty voice booms:
-"Don't kill this man!! One day, he will be Pope!"
The SS sneers and yells:
-"So what? I don't care.. What do you give me for his life?"
-"hmmmm... okay. I'll make you Pope right after him."

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Gryffin on October 02, 2006, 05:21:37 PM

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Originally posted by Chairboy
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I'm missing something here. What does "sudo" mean?

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: storch on October 02, 2006, 05:22:45 PM

it means he failed spelling

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Gryffin on October 02, 2006, 05:27:16 PM

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Originally posted by storch
it means he failed spelling

Ahh, "psuedo"?

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: AquaShrimp on October 02, 2006, 05:31:42 PM

The joke was he can't spell?

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Debonair on October 02, 2006, 10:32:41 PM

(http://www.johnnyr.com/images/blecky2004-03-19.jpg)

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: Chairboy on October 02, 2006, 10:48:17 PM

No, sudo is the right spelling.  It's perhaps sllightly beyond yer computer skill level if ya don't get it, no worries.

Title: Post Funny Jokes Here
Post by: CyranoAH on October 03, 2006, 02:28:49 AM

It's an unix command that translates to "oh yeah you will" :D