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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on April 04, 2000, 02:32:00 PM
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez?
A: Because last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban he was
impeached.
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daddog C.O.
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Good one, Ripsnort!
And where was the liberal outrage when he encouraged a young person to use a tobacco product?????? (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Gunthr
332nd Flying Mongrels
[This message has been edited by Gunthr (edited 04-05-2000).]
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An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers
left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger,
Bill Clinton declares, "I am President of the United States, and
I have
a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million
people."
So he grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger speaks up and says, "I'm Michael Jordon, one
the
best NBA Basketball players in the world, and I can't afford to
die!"
He takes the second parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife
of the
President of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I
consider myself the smartest woman in the world,"
So she grabs the third parachute and out she goes.
The fourth passenger, Pope John, says to the fifth passenger, a
10
year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and don't
have
many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will
sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."
The boy scout looks at him and smiles, "It's OK,
there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman took
my backpack."