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Title: Penguin
Post by: Saintaw on April 12, 2000, 04:26:00 AM
A penguin is driving through Arizona when his oil light comes on. So he
pulls
over to a service station to see what the problem is.  The attendant tells
him
to come back in an hour after he has had a chance to look at the car.
So the penguin goes for a walk and comes upon an ice cream stand.  He's a
penguin, he's in Arizona, it's really hot, so he decides that a big bowl
of
vanilla ice cream would be very refreshing.  He sits down to eat but of
course,
he has no hands, so he just buries his face in the bowl and makes a great
mess.
By the time he is done he has ice cream all over him.  He is embarrassed
because
he can't clean himself up, but he heads back to the service station.
When he sees the mechanic, he says, "Did you find out what's wrong with my
car?"
The mechanic replies, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," says the penguin, "it's just ice cream."

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[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 04-12-2000).]
Title: Penguin
Post by: crabofix on April 13, 2000, 01:26:00 AM


Real funny story, mr saintaw.
In the next part does the penguin ever get to
Phonix? I like Vanillaicecream, mr Crabofix say that it was your fault he scraped the paintjob on the 109 yesterday. I am not very happy with this. I dont think mr Crabofix should be flying with people that leads him into trouble all the time.

Mike "the mech."


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Flygflottlj.19(Lento R5)"swedish Gladiators"
Title: Penguin
Post by: Saintaw on April 13, 2000, 09:39:00 AM
See the Message I sent to Mr CRABOFIX in the Main BB  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

 (http://thedam.com/cwm/smile/legionxs/pengy.gif)
Title: Penguin
Post by: Ripsnort on April 13, 2000, 03:21:00 PM
LOL! Good one Saw!