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Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: wrag on October 08, 2006, 12:07:30 PM
A man on his way home from work in New York City came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."

He soon noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars moving in his direction so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer said, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and has threatened to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She is saying that her husband has humiliated her, spent all of their money and now the Democrats are telling her to forget about running for the presidency in 2008. So, we're taking up a collection for her."

"How much have you got so far?", inquired the suprised broker.











































The officer replied "Well, I think about 40 gallons--but there's quite a few folks who are still siphoning.":D
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 08, 2006, 12:31:38 PM
I'll donate a Zippo :D
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: lukster on October 08, 2006, 12:46:06 PM
That one never gets old. :aok
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: dmf on October 08, 2006, 01:11:22 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
I'll donate a Zippo :D


I've got a gallon of gas
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 08, 2006, 02:23:51 PM
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Originally posted by dmf
I've got a gallon of gas


Now that you mention it.
I have a full can of Camp fuel too
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on October 08, 2006, 03:40:40 PM
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: x0847Marine on October 08, 2006, 06:17:43 PM
1- You hear about congressmen Foleys new book?
2- Why doesnt Foley use a bookmark?

















1- Its got 10 pages
2- He likes to bend the pages over
Title: Collection for Hillary....
Post by: lukster on October 08, 2006, 06:42:42 PM
Actually, I'd contribute $10 to get Hillary to run. Cheapest way to ensure a Republican win.