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Title: The US Army needs better marketing people.
Post by: GtoRA2 on October 09, 2006, 05:29:48 PM: I mean an Army of one seemed stupid, but maybe they were trying to apeal to the teen gamer, make him think he will be rambo or something but...

Army Strong?

What are we cave men? Army strong, food good, women good Zug zug?

Army strong! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15197720/from/RS.1/)

Maybe they should hire the Marine marketing guy.
Title: The US Army needs better marketing people.
Post by: Airscrew on October 09, 2006, 06:26:29 PM: "I am Army hear me roar" they could get Helen Reddy ;)
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Post by: Flatbar on October 09, 2006, 06:54:19 PM: Mongo straight!
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Post by: cav58d on October 09, 2006, 06:55:56 PM: "We got guns n chit"...now thats what I would use!
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Post by: Tarmac on October 09, 2006, 07:16:43 PM: "An army of one" always appealed to me quite a bit. "Army strong" just sounds like something retarded a DI makes you grunt when you're doing pushups.
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Post by: FBplmmr on October 09, 2006, 10:35:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by cav58d
"We got guns n chit"...now thats what I would use!

:rofl :rofl AND it would be effective!
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Post by: cav58d on October 09, 2006, 10:43:28 PM: lmao...that is my Martin Lawrence influence...i forgot what movie he says that in, but its hilarious
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Post by: Meatwad on October 09, 2006, 10:59:04 PM: IMO R. Lee Emery would be a good spokesman for a commerical
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Post by: J_A_B on October 09, 2006, 11:19:51 PM: Every time I heard "An army of one" I couldn't help but think of Patton rolling over in his grave.

J_A_B
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Post by: FiLtH on October 09, 2006, 11:52:25 PM: They should go with "U.S. Army...the goods guys, remember?"
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Post by: Vudak on October 09, 2006, 11:54:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FiLtH
They should go with "U.S. Army...the goods guys, remember?"

:rofl

Oh man it's so bad that I'm laughing. I apologize :D
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Post by: Thrawn on October 10, 2006, 12:01:36 AM: Hulk Smash
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Post by: Vulcan on October 10, 2006, 12:19:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
IMO R. Lee Emery would be a good spokesman for a commerical

He was a marine wasn't he? I woulda thought a marine would fall on his own bayonet before becoming a mouthpiece for the army?
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 10, 2006, 07:22:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
He was a marine wasn't he? I woulda thought a marine would fall on his own bayonet before becoming a mouthpiece for the army?

Yea but for the right price

Money talks and all that good stuff.

What they need to do is apeal to all the gangbangers to join up.

Then we culd kill two birds with one stone so's to speak.

"If you think the crips and bloods are badass. Do one of our drivebys"
Follow that up with an Apache blowing the crap outa something
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Post by: SIK1 on October 10, 2006, 09:38:39 AM: I guess it's a good thing none of you work on Madison Ave. Read yesterday that the army exceeded their recruitment goal for the third quarter. So they must be doing something right.

SIK1
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Post by: Thrawn on October 10, 2006, 10:15:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SIK1
I guess it's a good thing none of you work on Madison Ave. Read yesterday that the army exceeded their recruitment goal for the third quarter. So they must be doing something right.

SIK1

Yeah they aren't just lowering the bar, they are laying it on the ground so you can step over it.
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Post by: JB88 on October 10, 2006, 10:29:08 AM: how about a "citizenship for service" campaign.
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Post by: Reschke on October 10, 2006, 10:40:28 AM: Quote
Originally posted by JB88
how about a "citizenship for service" campaign.

They already do it and its pretty popular around here with all the illegals who are running into Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia to get away from the border areas.