Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on October 11, 2006, 06:33:17 PM
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SEX ED!
Ed asks his ten year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't
want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked
his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age
seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with
the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that
grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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:rofl
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hehe, quite good.
Here´s one to top.
Little Johnny is having a math class. The teacher (a woman at young age) puts up this example: "Three birds are sitting on a branch, and a hunter shoots one bird, - how many are left"
Little Johnny raises his hand and gets to answer, - he answers "none".
She: nope, it's 2 birds.
he: no bird would sit on a branch if you shoot one at it's side, - the other's would fly away.
she: it's not the mathematical answer, but you get a point for this, I like the way you're thinking.
he: okay, can I ask you a question then?
she? sure (with a suspicious eye, for little Johnny is a bit of a naughty boy at times).
he: Okay. Three women are eating icecream. One is licking it, one is biting into it and one is sucking it. One of them is married, - which one?
she: (blushes).....errrr....the one sucking it?
he: no stupid, it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you're thinking :D
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Georgie Pordgie pudding & pie, jerked off in his girlfriends eye...
When her eye was dry and shut, Georgie ****** that 1 eyed slut.