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Title: Best Advice You Ever Had?
Post by: Halo on October 12, 2006, 07:59:13 AM: What's the best advice you've ever had and who gave it to you?

My Dad: Never have sexual intercourse with anyone you wouldn't marry.
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Post by: Masherbrum on October 12, 2006, 08:05:22 AM: Don't buy Bose.
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Post by: Nilsen on October 12, 2006, 08:10:46 AM: Dont trust people who say: "trust me"
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Post by: MoeRon on October 12, 2006, 08:12:19 AM: Make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.

unknown
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 12, 2006, 08:14:41 AM: never piss upwind
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Post by: DREDIOCK on October 12, 2006, 08:20:53 AM: Dont get married

Course I didnt listen.
But itwas the best advise I ever had.
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Post by: Modas on October 12, 2006, 08:41:41 AM: "Just because its free, doesn't mean you eat it."

My Dad, giving me the "talk"
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Post by: B@tfinkV on October 12, 2006, 08:53:25 AM: dont cross the road untill the little man shows green
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Post by: storch on October 12, 2006, 09:14:38 AM: eat properly and exercise every day.
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Post by: mussie on October 12, 2006, 09:19:25 AM: "Know your limits and the limits of your bike". Gazza a good mate of mine.
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Post by: Debonair on October 12, 2006, 09:25:49 AM: "always have sexual intercourse with anyone you didn't marry, then blackmail them"
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Post by: NATEDOG on October 12, 2006, 09:28:44 AM: never eat yellow snow
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Post by: Debonair on October 12, 2006, 09:39:59 AM: "if you dont want people to eat your snow, pee on it"
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Post by: Nifty on October 12, 2006, 10:30:39 AM: i'm gonna self censor this one, because the filter would do it anyways. This was the exact wording my dad gave me, as his father gave to him.

"There are two things in life that have absolutely no conscience... a hard **** and a hot *****."
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Post by: Ripper29 on October 12, 2006, 11:48:40 AM: If you are not in bed by midnight you might as well come home....:p

"Dad"
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Post by: lasersailor184 on October 12, 2006, 11:51:10 AM: "Don't **** up!"

Thanks dad.
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Post by: Regular on October 12, 2006, 12:04:12 PM: "Just stick to beer."
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Post by: Hawco on October 12, 2006, 12:20:37 PM: "We all get scared- it's who controls their fear the best that comes through"
that's what I got from my section leader during a mass assault in choppers landing N of Kuwait to cut the Iraqis off from the road to Basra.
I was shaking like a leaf in the wind at the time, not afraid one bit to admit that.
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Post by: bikekil on October 12, 2006, 01:04:45 PM: "listen and learn"
or
"shut up, listen and learn"
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Post by: RTR on October 12, 2006, 01:31:53 PM: Don't eat polar bear liver.

RTR
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Post by: JB88 on October 12, 2006, 01:33:35 PM: keep your eye on the ball.
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Post by: WMLute on October 12, 2006, 02:29:51 PM: "If y'er gonna be dumb, ya' better be tough"
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Post by: FiLtH on October 12, 2006, 02:54:32 PM: Make hay while the sun shines.
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Post by: Ripsnort on October 12, 2006, 03:20:06 PM: You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day.

And my vanity frame on my license plate has an Abe Lincoln quote that I try to follow: "Whatever you are, be a good one"
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Post by: ujustdied on October 12, 2006, 03:32:26 PM: "argue for your limitations and sure enough they will be yours."

DAD
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Post by: Waffle on October 12, 2006, 03:37:49 PM: "Most of us go to our graves with our music still inside of us"
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Post by: xrtoronto on October 12, 2006, 08:06:46 PM: best advice i got was, don't give advice

well...that...and, don't have sexual relations with a vaccuum cleaner
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Post by: BlueJ1 on October 12, 2006, 08:16:13 PM: If you have to sniff it first, dont eat it.
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Post by: AquaShrimp on October 12, 2006, 08:22:10 PM: Come up when you have 500 pounds of air, cause if you go chasing after a fish for the last shot in your camera, you're suddenly going to find yourself out air. At 50 feet, maybe you can make it back to the surface. Maybe not at a 100 though.
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Post by: Sweet2th on October 12, 2006, 08:28:02 PM: My father always said :

" never get your meat where you make your bread"---regaurding dating women you work with.
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Post by: cav58d on October 12, 2006, 08:57:16 PM: "There's an old saying in Tennessee.................... ............

I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.................... .

:confused:

that says, fool me once, shame on............... :huh — shame on you.

Fool me........................... ............................. .......:confused: :confused:

you can't get fooled again."

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: cav58d on October 12, 2006, 08:58:36 PM: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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Post by: Charge on October 13, 2006, 03:40:53 AM: "If you and your wife don't get along, divorce. Life is too short to be spent in bad company."

-C+
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Post by: Maniac on October 13, 2006, 04:03:17 AM: If you want an item, then do an all out DKP bid on it. Dont try to conserve DKP.

:aok
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Post by: moot on October 13, 2006, 04:49:34 AM: "Remember"
"Never give up"
"Doing your best is the only requirement for a clear conscience"
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Post by: Wilfrid on October 13, 2006, 04:57:35 AM: Like me dad always said:

"never get involved in a land war in Asia"

and

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'"

Wise words indeed.
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Post by: WhiteHawk on October 13, 2006, 05:56:50 AM: beware of generic deoderant.
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Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on October 13, 2006, 09:47:48 AM: "In life you have rights and duties. You have no rights till you fullfill your duties."

Thanks dad, served me well.:cool:
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Post by: Wolfala on October 13, 2006, 11:25:10 AM: 1. Never fly the A model of anything.
2. Never fly straight and level for more then a few seconds.
3. Never trust your gas gauges - as they are only accurate when the tank is empty.
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Post by: RedRadr on October 13, 2006, 12:51:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Halo
What's the best advice you've ever had and who gave it to you?

never complain and never explain

by either hoppy or pho in aw
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Post by: midnight Target on October 13, 2006, 12:56:48 PM: Never.... no wait...

Always....

crap.. I forgot.
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Post by: Stringer on October 13, 2006, 02:31:27 PM: "Never trust anyone who doesn't have a vice."
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Post by: lukster on October 13, 2006, 02:42:28 PM: "I wouldn't do that if I was you."

(takes off homemade rocket pack) ;)
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Post by: Gunthr on October 13, 2006, 04:17:09 PM: My grandma gave me more advice about more things than anyone else I ever knew. My grandma was a real old-style German/Polish woman. One time I walked into her house, and my grandma's mother (my great-grandma) Busha was sitting at the kitchen table with the back of her black dress unbuttoned. My grandma was using tongs to take huge black leeches out of a jar, and apply them to my Busha's back. She already had a dozen on there, and stripes of blood were going down Busha's back. My great-grandma didn't speak English. My grandma told me: "I'm only doing this because she wants me to. She thinks the leeches take out her tired blood. When I'm done, she is going to eat a big bowl of beet soup and let it help her make new blood. Don't ever do this, and don't tell anybody about it. It doesn't really work.

One piece of advice that sticks out, is when I was about 14, she told me: "When you go with the girls, always use a johnny rubber." :aok