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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: kamilyun on October 12, 2006, 09:35:39 PM
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Sorry to break up the "the changes suck" marathon :D, but some things are just more important...
on 10/10 at 2210 Isabelle Brown Wilson was born weighing a svelte 6 lbs 8 oz (not premature...just lean and mean! :D) Mom and baby are doing fine. I, on the other hand, nearly passed out when the epidural was administered. Turned white as a sheet and started tingling all over. The nurse pushed me onto the couch and told me not to move! I pulled myself together and helped my wife through the delivery...
Here she is!
(http://static.flickr.com/102/268205534_aa0f15e34b_m.jpg)
Looks like she's trying to tell me a secret...like how to balance countries, improve the community and gameplay while keeping everyone happy :lol
Haven't been playing much...looks like I'll be playing less. To those who have missed vulching me, sorry. I will be up shortly...
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Awesome!!!! Congrats! :aok
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Congrats! Hope Mom and lil miss Isabelle are doing well!
Next time tell the nurse to give the epidural to your wife and not you :D
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That's great
We have a two month old here, and life is GREAT.
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Congrats, G-D bless, is that a
she is doing
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grats
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congratulations and all the best
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Right on bro!:aok :D
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WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/baby.gif)
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yay
:D
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Congrats!
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Cute kid! Did your wife tell you who the father is? J/k congrats bro:aok
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Congrats!!!!!
The best of wishes to the new addition and family
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Many prayers, much joy, and happiness to your family :aok
Regards,
hap
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Congrats Bro!! :aok
Those epidurals are crazy man! My wife was laying on her side after it kicked in and her left side went numb... right side still had feeling! :confused: Yeah that was wierd... Have a 3 year old son Gavin, but his nickname is "Scribble". Now we are working on getting a girl... Wanna trade? :D
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Originally posted by kamilyun
on 10/10 at 2210 Isabelle Brown Wilson was born weighing a svelte 6 lbs 8 oz
What a beautiful baby. Congrats to mom, dad and family!
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Congratulations, sir!:aok
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Way to go Mrs. kamilyun!
Congrats to the new family! >S<
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CONGRATS Kamilyun!!! w00t!@!:O
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Congrats!!!! Just remember that Daughters are Gods punishment for you being a man. Once you hear the word boyfriend come out of their mouths, all you want to do is shoot yourself in the head:aok
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Congratulations!
Coolest thing in the world, and worth every late night and heartache. Nothing but the best to you and yours!
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Congratulations!!!
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Haven't been playing much...looks like I'll be playing less. To those who have missed vulching me, sorry. I will be up shortly...
Heh heh. Doubt it.
Little girls are the best, congrats Kamilyun. Keep us posted here, and perhaps we'll see you flying once she starts sleeping through the night.
- oldman
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Congrats !!! ... If this is your first ... life as you knew it ... just changed drastically.
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Congrats!!!!!
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Very cool! Congratulations. That's an extremely good picture too.
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Congrats! She's beautiful.
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You have just enough time to learn, memorize and practice the following:
10 Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact,
come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Also get used to saying this:
"You can decide for yourself when you're 18, and not a minute sooner."
I say this a lot.
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Congrats, kamilyun! That's wonderful news. Your life is about to change significantly and for the better.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by SKJohn
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
my fave :D
huge congrats kam, she's very sweet, and good luck in the weeks to come!
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Congrats
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Congrats, Kammy!
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Congratulations, Kamilyun!
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:rofl you call that a baby? 11.4lbs little baby girl wabbit here :O
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beautiful baby, congrats
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congrats:aok
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Congrats :aok
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Congratulations to the Kamilyun family!
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WTG Mr. & Mrs. kam!
Your life is scheduled to return to normal in 2027.
CONGRATS!
ROX
**PigStompers**
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WTFG pops!!!!!
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Congrates man!!
BTW this one is my fav:
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
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Congrats! :aok
asw
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Congrats!!! say bye bye to a goodnight sleep for awhile, but it's so worth it :aok
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WTG!!!! :)
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Congratulations and a cigar to you, Kam!! My wife saw the pic, says a cute little girl If she's ever seen one. I simpathize with you about the epidural thing, Our last child was a C-section, and I was in the operating room holding her hand through the procedure. I made the mistake of looking past the little barrier to see how things were going, and nearly passed out. That looked like something out of a Discovery Health program.
Anyway, Now your wife will have somebody to run off shopping with, leaving you alone to play AH!
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wtg! grats :aok
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Awesome!
:aok