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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on October 12, 2006, 10:21:22 PM

Title: Gender of items
Post by: Maverick on October 12, 2006, 10:21:22 PM

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Title: Gender of items
Post by: Toad on October 12, 2006, 10:24:59 PM

I liked that one Mav.

How ya been? Where ya at? Gone South fer the winter yet?

Title: Gender of items
Post by: Debonair on October 12, 2006, 10:38:01 PM

i don't noe what gender toilets are, but they're definitely fecophiliacs

Title: Gender of items
Post by: UdieNow on October 13, 2006, 02:14:17 AM

:lol :rofl :lol :rofl

Title: Gender of items
Post by: Booz on October 13, 2006, 05:37:40 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Debonair
i don't noe what gender toilets are...

Have to be male to put up with your crap, and then act like nothing happened the next day.

Title: Gender of items
Post by: Maverick on October 13, 2006, 10:36:30 AM

Toad,

In Tulsa right now to see Mac again. We left Wichita after the class 8 rally yesterday and will end up in Houston area in a few weeks. The Mother in Law seems to be declining and Nancy wants to see her Mom while she's still lucid. We figure to be in Tucson by the middle of November or so.