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Title: Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 16, 2006, 10:14:56 PM
15. Because your neighbor's wife deserves better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on COPS.

13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya.

7. Hey!  We're not the Ritz but, just try bringing your secretary there on  your salary, pal.

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.

5. It's Hookerrific!

4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant-garde sheet art since 1962.

2. Cheap and easy, just like your sisters.

1. We put the Ho in Hotel.
Title: Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 16, 2006, 10:58:02 PM
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8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya.


Killing hookers never loses it's funny.  :rofl
Title: Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
Post by: DiabloTX on October 16, 2006, 11:21:11 PM
16.  Pimps stay for free!
Title: Re: Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
Post by: Regular on October 16, 2006, 11:59:27 PM
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
15. Because your neighbor's wife deserves better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on COPS.

13. If we'd known you were staying all night, we'd have changed the sheets.

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for the hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya.

7. Hey!  We're not the Ritz but, just try bringing your secretary there on  your salary, pal.

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery BETTER.

5. It's Hookerrific!

4. Official lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins.

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant-garde sheet art since 1962.

2. Cheap and easy, just like your sisters.

1. We put the Ho in Hotel.



Please keep your day job as a maid at your local chain.:aok
Title: Re: Top 15 Slogans Rejected By Motel 6
Post by: Eagler on October 17, 2006, 06:34:20 AM
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
1. We put the Ho in Hotel.


except its not a hotel just a very crappy motel