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Title: I need your help
Post by: Raptor on October 16, 2006, 11:40:50 PM
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: Slash27 on October 16, 2006, 11:53:21 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.



Is it really a majority or is it a minority that claims to be the majority and makes a lot of fuss in doing so?  Otherwise is looks like you are doing great.:D
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: kamilyun on October 16, 2006, 11:53:31 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.


Try these (in no particular order)

1.  Check your score/stats often
2.  Join a mega-squad
3.  Follow a conga line of green dots
4.  Stop giving 's and start giving 's
5.  Call anyone who shoots you down a (pick one) vulcher, HOtard or cherry picker
6.  Call out furballers, landgrabbers and toolshedders...in a single post
7.  Demand your style of play be enforced in the MA...heck, all arenas.
8.  Tell HT how to run HTC better
Title: I need your help
Post by: mussie on October 17, 2006, 12:25:20 AM
Easy fix raptor...

Start smoking 10 - 12 packs a day....

Do this for six months...

Stop smoking (Cold Turkey) then start Playing AH and Cruise the BBS, I assure you that you will sound like em real quick.....


Title: I need your help
Post by: nirvana on October 17, 2006, 12:26:35 AM
Promptly state on the BBs how much you hate the game and how if no one will play your way, then it's the highway...for them.  Tell HTC you will sue them if you don't get your way.  If none of that works redo the first step but continually lurk on the boards and take pot shots at 1 or 2 people for no reason other then to staisfy your blood thirst.  After you're PNG'ed return under an obvious but definatly non humourous shade account:cool: .


Or continue laughing like a meth crazed chihuahua.
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: hubsonfire on October 17, 2006, 01:18:21 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.


Raptor, you have been infected with a little virus we like to call, "enlightenment".
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: Xasthur on October 17, 2006, 02:12:41 AM
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Originally posted by Raptor

- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions




Hahahahaha

:rofl

Probably one of the funniest things i have seen on here.
Title: I need your help
Post by: Schatzi on October 17, 2006, 07:30:47 AM
Raptor, im afraid i have bad news...... sounds to me like youre fatally ill.


Let me know when you feel it coming to an end... i need the proxy kill for my stats. :D
Title: I need your help
Post by: JB88 on October 17, 2006, 07:57:30 AM
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Originally posted by Schatzi
sounds to me like youre fatally ill.
Let me know when you feel it coming to an end... i need the proxy kill for my stats. :D


:rofl

now THAT"S funny.

:rofl
Title: I need your help
Post by: Major Biggles on October 17, 2006, 08:16:19 AM
Nice one raptor :)

Needed a good chuckle :lol
Title: I need your help
Post by: lazs2 on October 17, 2006, 08:55:23 AM
careful...or you will end up saying that you are gonna quit forever over the next change and take 90 of your closest and dearest friends with you.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
Title: Re: Re: I need your help
Post by: 101ABN on October 17, 2006, 11:29:18 AM
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Try these (in no particular order)

1.  Check your score/stats often
2.  Join a mega-squad
3.  Follow a conga line of green dots
4.  Stop giving 's and start giving 's
5.  Call anyone who shoots you down a (pick one) vulcher, HOtard or cherry picker
6.  Call out furballers, landgrabbers and toolshedders...in a single post
7.  Demand your style of play be enforced in the MA...heck, all arenas.
8.  Tell HT how to run HTC better



ha ha ha ha ha.... very very true.... ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: Shuffler on October 17, 2006, 12:11:53 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.


A typical statement from someone who draws smiley faces on all his ammo rounds.... :rofl
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: Flatbar on October 17, 2006, 12:13:04 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
 


It's called 'Old Flatulence', welcome to club mellow. :p
Title: Re: I need your help
Post by: Guppy35 on October 17, 2006, 12:27:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Raptor
I feel like I am coming down with something, for I am not acting like the majority of the AH Community. This is a serious problem.
I am experiencing the following symptoms:
- Frequently laughing at how seriously people take this game
- Not using capital letters intermixed with *'s followed by !!!!
- Wandering if some people ever log off
- Challenging Guppy35 to auger competitions
- Telling the person I just shot down to go ahead and state how ridiculous my shot was... because I agree!
- Not getting worked up over this game
- Thinking about things not related to AH
- Making jokes about the seriousness of the game.. excuse me, war
- I often find myself outside of the loop of the AH Gossip Chain

Please, tell me what I can do to resolve these problems.



Sounds perfectly normal to me :)

Raptor's just confused cause he can't out auger me yet.
Title: I need your help
Post by: Raptor on October 17, 2006, 07:42:51 PM
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Raptor's just confused cause he can't out auger me yet.

Shuffler moved! It's not my fault I didn't run into him!

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Let me know when you feel it coming to an end... i need the proxy kill for my stats.

OK, I will also make sure I am flying on a country that outnumbers your country by 20 players, to help you get more perk points.

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A typical statement from someone who draws smiley faces on all his ammo rounds....

It was well worth the hours of time invested in doing so. I have also super glued cowboy hats and mustaches on them.


As for everyone's advice, let's see if this helps any:

I have a strong dislike for this game. HiTech is a meany head, because he does not add all of the planes I have requested. Even though he did state he did not intend to add new planes until Combat Tour is released, which is completely unreasonable. Who does he think he is? The boss of a business or something? All of you "(pick one) vulcher, HOtard or cherrypickers" need to stop shooting me down, please. It would make me quite jubilant, for I clearly am not having any fun in this game. My kill/death ratio is somewhere around 2.6 so please stop recieving proxy kills on me when I run into things, for it does not make me feel jocular. Growl!
Thank you for taking the time to read my complaint all! err... I mean !



How was that?
Title: I need your help
Post by: E25280 on October 17, 2006, 09:49:34 PM
Not quite.  Need more foamy mouth.
Title: I need your help
Post by: Hajo on October 17, 2006, 10:42:51 PM
Join the Club:aok
Title: I need your help
Post by: hubsonfire on October 17, 2006, 10:58:37 PM
The word "jubilant" is really out of place in a whine.
Title: I need your help
Post by: Guppy35 on October 17, 2006, 11:00:35 PM
You keep this up and I still won't quit!
Title: I need your help
Post by: FLS on October 17, 2006, 11:12:47 PM
Haven't you not quit yet? You keep saying you won't quit but yer still not quitting.
Title: I need your help
Post by: Goomba on October 18, 2006, 01:14:30 PM
Oh, man...this is the best thread I can recall reading in a year. Toooo funny...


:rofl
Title: Re: Re: I need your help
Post by: Kuhn on October 18, 2006, 03:25:54 PM
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Originally posted by Shuffler
A typical statement from someone who draws smiley faces on all his ammo rounds.... :rofl


Not a bad idea. :D