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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Deth7 on October 23, 2006, 09:45:18 AM

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Deth7 on October 23, 2006, 09:45:18 AM

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52514

heheh sweeeet

Title: Re: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: JB88 on October 23, 2006, 09:47:13 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Deth7
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52514

heheh sweeeet

:huh


i hate you.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Masherbrum on October 23, 2006, 10:58:17 AM

Chuck Norris is a tool

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Mickey1992 on October 23, 2006, 01:23:13 PM

"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."

:lol

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: nirvana on October 23, 2006, 01:51:16 PM

Old

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Lazerr on October 23, 2006, 02:25:27 PM

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."

:lol

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Halo on October 23, 2006, 03:17:46 PM

Best thing about Chuck Norris movies is you could sit back and relax and know the Good Guy would prevail WITHOUT subjecting his audience to a series of bloody near death experiences so inevitable with other heroes like that other kung fu guy and Mel Gibson.

Likewise heroines were not punished too much, nor were there many romantic distractions from the he-man action.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: JB88 on October 23, 2006, 03:21:23 PM

"and his followers are like, gee jesus, we sure wish you didnt have to die...and he's like, well maybe i wouldnt have to if somebody would get a ladder and a pair of pliers!!!  OW OWWWWW." - kinneson

ahem.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: ujustdied on October 23, 2006, 03:53:32 PM

"chuck norris lost both his legs in a plane crash and still managed to walk away. "