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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Skuzzy on October 24, 2006, 04:39:12 PM
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Ever just stumble into some phrase that makes you giggle a bit? This one whacked my funny bone.
"Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
:lol
How about you guys/gals?
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Roflmrao ...
"You want to be more careful, hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something."
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"Sorry I showed up late to work. Your gona be late punching out now. But thats not my fault."
:mad:
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See rules 4, 5 and 15 =)
lmao good quote skuzzy, that's really funny
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she is like a moped fun to ride. but you would not want your friends to know you was riding it.
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"You're Y.D.A.F.O.C!":aok
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:D
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
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"Its only funny till someone gets hurt.
then its Hillarious"
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Originally posted by FiLtH
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Engineers apply a different version of this one.
"If it aint broke. Fix it till it is"
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Waaaaaaaahh, Skuzzy ... what happened to Saint Skuzzylas dispensing presents and computer benevolence to good little Aces Highers all over the world ... (coiling and uncoiling into oblivion ...) :eek:
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Then there is the corollary:
"It ain't broke until I fix it."
Apply that to any women wearing high heels, weilding a screwdriver, hammer, or power saw.
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Can ya tell me how to get where I am from here?
try it sometime, pull over ask a pedestrian like your lost.
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"Hey! Watch This!......................"
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Hehe, good ones doobs, ROC. :)
Halo, whatever your drinking, send me the name of it,... I want to be sure it never gets close to me. :D
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"i dont drink to get drunk...i drink to stop the voices in my head."
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"Complaints are like aholes....everybodies got one."
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to rob seraphim a little.
if aholes were airplanes, this place would be an airport
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Seen on the back of a bikers vest: "If you can read this the b***h fell off"
Seen on the back of a bikers helmet:"Your just jelous cause the voice's only talk to me".
Seen on a Tee Shirt:"I am up and dressed what more do you want".
Personal Favorite
Seen on a Tee Shirt:"You smile cause I am different. I laugh cause your all the same".
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Oh got to add one other...
This came from doobs during a squad night in the MA many months ago:
"Hold on guys there's a bear at the door"
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"I AM the man from Nantucket"
(seen on a t-shirt)
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Stolen from Billy Crystal:
I hate were people he'd be China.
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"my boyfriend keeps coming but he's never leaving" ... she said :D
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"That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable"
hehe
RTR
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When hearing the story about the two cheerleaders in the girls restroom of the bar in tampa getting arrested for having sex with each other a year ago or so ago I said to my coworker's:
"So right in so many ways"
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Originally posted by ROC
"Hey! Watch This!......................"
ROC,
It is much funnier said in a heavy southern accent like this:
"Hey ya'll, watch this.....!"
It is usually followed by screams, heavy breathing, and / or silence followed by the sounds of sirens and explosions.
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Slinkies..
Murdock on the TV show A-Team once said, "The slinky of destiny is returning to the top of the stairs".
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"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
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"I'm going to do stuffs to you that even a French girl never eard about" - My GF yesterday evening... but I think I eard that from a movie already.:t
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v My sig v
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I saw a baby with a t-shirt on that said " I spent 9 months in the hole "
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LOL!
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I was eating sheep-heads for supper. I was asked by a German girl who is currently in the household "why do you eet ziz?". The reply : "because if you have a dinner that looks at you, you're never dining alone".
(I was a bachelor and living alone too much I guess)
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My Great Grandmother used to say:
'That darned Itis family has moved in with us, and that Arthur is the worst one of that bunch'.
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When people ask me why I act stupid, I go "I'm autistic, whats your excuse?"
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
:aok
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Nothing will do everything, but something will do anything.
-- epiphany after sipping Drambuie in crushed ice and Slinkying down two >flights< of stairs.
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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One from my line of work...
"All bleeding stops.....eventually."
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saw this on a bumper sticker in Buffalo, only hockey fans will get it
jesus saves....but Satan knocks in the rebound
I miss my wife.....but my aim is getting better.
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One of my Dad's favorite lines: "Even a blind sow finds an acorn now and then."
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(http://www.personal.psu.edu/jdc6/stryker.jpg)
Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid.
John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"
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from the 3 wise men
when i nod my head you hit it
one of my personal favorites
next time your passing by - - - - why dont you
dont go away mad - - - - just go away
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My father - "You'll start out laughin' and someone will end up cryin' "
My deceased friend - "Watch this..." This was usually the signal of something stupid, but funny that was about to happen.
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Men spend the first 9 months of there life trying to get out, and the rest of there life trying to get right back in.
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ROFL! Good one Heater!
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Bumper Sticker: Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from an automobile.
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LOL! Hajo, that's twisted!
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
~H.L. Mencken
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Skuzzy you plaigerized my sig!!!!!!! :mad: :furious :furious :furious :lol
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Actually Mav, I saw it at another board. It must be making the rounds.
Still funny though.
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Wherever ya go, There ya are - Buckaroo Banzai
On a truckers T-shirt "I know the loads late! But, the voices in my head kept telling me to pull over and clean the guns!!
Heard from a AT&T Tech at the main downtown Dallas CO after cutting a primary fiber backbone -OOOPS! (cant post what his supervisor said but, i think ya'll can figure it out :rofl
The quotes in my siggy vvvvvvv:cool:
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If You're Not Strike, You're Just Support.
A-6 Intruder Pilot Quote/Motto.
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"When you go a girling, use a johnny rubber -
Grandma Gunthr
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PS: I'm from a family of ten, which will show grandma's wisdom
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Originally posted by Hajo
Bumper Sticker: Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from an automobile.
then there is the LA version honk if you want ot see an Uzi fired from an automobile
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well hell, what do you think apprentices are for!
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This is my signature that I use in my emails.
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"They're extraordinary, they're like mystery stories! You don't even know what they're selling, until the very end. Three rabbits are on a log, and one of them goes home and hangs himself- buy a bike!" -Lewis Black on TV commercials
"How you could possibly expect to get a happy handshake and a cookie after calling us facists and Stalinists is beyond me." -John "SUPERFLY" Guytan
"Uh, yeah, hey buddy. I'll have a triple cheeseburger, and a large fries, and uh...do you sell pants?" -Peter Griffin
"I have twelve Jap Zeros surrounded, I could use some help here!"
"When the world is enveloped with nuclear winter, cockroaches will feast on twinkies." -Myself
"It's the Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!" -Col. Sanders, Space Balls
"I figured if the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one." -Major Payne
"If it ain't fixed, don't break it." -Myself
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." -Erwin Rommel
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
"Yes, I SHOULD be playing, but hell why pass up a perfectly good chance to blow something up in real life?" -RELIC
"Eagles may soar, but people don't get sucked into jet engines!"
"If I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. If I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Dom Hélder Câmara
"I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein.
"No need to worry, the Swedish pilots in German aircraft with US propellers will make the Soviets think twice before attacking this Finnish base in Sweden with their American bombers." -Kurt Berger
"If my parents' houseboat was on fire, the first thing I'd save would be the bacon...during my bacon rescue, I'd walk out real slow so the strips get nice and crispy."
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Watched some low budget horror flick the other day. Bumper sticker on a Trans Am: My other toy has tits.