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Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 24, 2006, 04:39:12 PM
Ever just stumble into some phrase that makes you giggle a bit?  This one whacked my funny bone.

"Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

:lol

How about you guys/gals?
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Roscoroo on October 24, 2006, 04:45:15 PM
Roflmrao ...


"You want to be more careful, hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 24, 2006, 07:14:18 PM
"Sorry I showed up late to work. Your gona be late punching out now. But thats not my fault."


:mad:
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: cav58d on October 24, 2006, 07:15:50 PM
See rules 4, 5 and 15 =)

lmao good quote skuzzy, that's really funny
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: icemaw on October 24, 2006, 07:21:26 PM
she is like a moped fun to ride. but you would not want your friends to know you was riding it.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Regular on October 24, 2006, 07:21:29 PM
"You're Y.D.A.F.O.C!":aok
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Kuhn on October 24, 2006, 08:36:14 PM
:D
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: FiLtH on October 24, 2006, 08:38:29 PM
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 24, 2006, 08:39:23 PM
"Its only funny till someone gets hurt.
then its Hillarious"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 24, 2006, 08:40:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FiLtH
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."


Engineers apply a different version of this one.

"If it aint broke. Fix it till  it is"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Halo on October 24, 2006, 08:55:57 PM
Waaaaaaaahh, Skuzzy ... what happened to Saint Skuzzylas dispensing presents and computer benevolence to good little Aces Highers all over the world ... (coiling and uncoiling into oblivion ...)  :eek:
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 24, 2006, 08:57:20 PM
Then there is the corollary:

"It ain't broke until I fix it."

Apply that to any women wearing high heels, weilding a screwdriver, hammer, or power saw.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: doobs on October 24, 2006, 08:57:32 PM
Can ya tell me how to get where I am from here?


try  it sometime, pull over ask a pedestrian like your lost.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: ROC on October 24, 2006, 08:59:08 PM
"Hey!  Watch This!......................"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 24, 2006, 09:41:44 PM
Hehe, good ones doobs, ROC.  :)

Halo, whatever your drinking, send me the name of it,...  I want to be sure it never gets close to me.  :D
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: JB88 on October 24, 2006, 09:48:34 PM
"i dont drink to get drunk...i drink to stop the voices in my head."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Seraphim on October 24, 2006, 10:23:26 PM
"Complaints are like aholes....everybodies got one."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: doobs on October 24, 2006, 10:32:50 PM
to rob seraphim a little.


if aholes were airplanes, this place would be an airport
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: mussie on October 25, 2006, 02:06:13 AM
Seen on the back of a bikers vest: "If you can read this the b***h fell off"

Seen on the back of a bikers helmet:"Your just jelous cause the voice's only talk to me".

Seen on a Tee Shirt:"I am up and dressed what more do you want".

Personal Favorite
Seen on a Tee Shirt:"You smile cause I am different. I laugh cause your all the same".
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: mussie on October 25, 2006, 02:11:39 AM
Oh got to add one other...

This came from doobs during a squad night in the MA many months ago:
"Hold on guys there's a bear at the door"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Modas on October 25, 2006, 07:41:33 AM
"I AM the man from Nantucket"

(seen on a t-shirt)
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: RedDg on October 25, 2006, 08:14:44 AM
Stolen from Billy Crystal:

I hate were people he'd be China.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Angus on October 25, 2006, 08:17:07 AM
"my boyfriend keeps coming but he's never leaving" ... she said :D
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: RTR on October 25, 2006, 09:53:34 AM
"That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable"

hehe

RTR
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: T0J0 on October 25, 2006, 10:33:31 AM
When hearing the story about the two cheerleaders in the girls restroom of the bar in tampa getting arrested for having sex with each other a year ago or so ago I said to my coworker's:

"So right in so many ways"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Bodhi on October 25, 2006, 10:38:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by ROC
"Hey!  Watch This!......................"


ROC,

It is much funnier said in a heavy southern accent like this:

"Hey ya'll, watch this.....!"

It is usually followed by screams, heavy breathing, and / or silence followed by the sounds of sirens and explosions.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Suave on October 25, 2006, 10:45:11 AM
Slinkies..

Murdock on the TV show A-Team once said, "The slinky of destiny is returning to the top of the stairs".
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 25, 2006, 11:12:26 AM
"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on October 25, 2006, 12:03:30 PM
"I'm going to do stuffs to you that even a French girl never eard about"  - My GF yesterday evening... but I think I eard that from a movie already.:t
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: NATEDOG on October 25, 2006, 04:03:44 PM
v My sig v
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: NATEDOG on October 25, 2006, 04:07:24 PM
I saw a baby with a t-shirt on that said " I spent 9 months in the hole "
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 25, 2006, 04:09:37 PM
LOL!
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Angus on October 25, 2006, 04:12:31 PM
I was eating sheep-heads for supper. I was asked by a German girl who is currently in the household "why do you eet ziz?". The reply : "because if you have a dinner that looks at you, you're never dining alone".
(I was a bachelor and living alone too much I guess)
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Flatbar on October 25, 2006, 05:35:42 PM
My Great Grandmother used to say:

'That darned Itis family has moved in with us, and that Arthur is the worst one of that bunch'.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: mentalguy on October 25, 2006, 05:42:28 PM
When people ask me why I act stupid, I go "I'm autistic, whats your excuse?"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Red Tail 444 on October 25, 2006, 06:12:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
:aok
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Halo on October 25, 2006, 07:02:07 PM
Nothing will do everything, but something will do anything.

-- epiphany after sipping Drambuie in crushed ice and Slinkying down two >flights< of stairs.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: LLv34_Camouflage on October 25, 2006, 07:04:35 PM
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Shaky on October 25, 2006, 07:18:33 PM
One from my line of work...

"All bleeding stops.....eventually."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: doobs on October 25, 2006, 07:28:48 PM
saw this on a bumper sticker in Buffalo, only hockey fans will get it


jesus saves....but Satan knocks in the rebound





I miss my wife.....but my aim is getting better.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: rpm on October 25, 2006, 08:05:54 PM
One of my Dad's favorite lines: "Even a blind sow finds an acorn now and then."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Ripper29 on October 25, 2006, 08:10:18 PM
(http://www.personal.psu.edu/jdc6/stryker.jpg)

Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid.
John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: icemaw on October 25, 2006, 08:35:31 PM
from the 3 wise men

when i nod my head you hit it

one of my personal favorites

next time your passing by - - - - why dont you


dont go away mad - - - - just go away
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Masherbrum on October 25, 2006, 08:37:25 PM
My father - "You'll start out laughin' and someone will end up cryin' "

My deceased friend - "Watch this..."   This was usually the signal of something stupid, but funny that was about to happen.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Heater on October 26, 2006, 05:02:17 AM
Men spend the first 9 months of there life trying to get out, and the rest of there life trying to get right back in.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 26, 2006, 06:30:51 AM
ROFL!  Good one Heater!
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Hajo on October 26, 2006, 07:03:52 AM
Bumper Sticker:  Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from an automobile.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 26, 2006, 11:40:15 AM
LOL! Hajo, that's twisted!
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: xrtoronto on October 26, 2006, 11:47:00 AM
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 26, 2006, 01:36:18 PM
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
~H.L. Mencken
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Maverick on October 26, 2006, 03:00:34 PM
Skuzzy you plaigerized my sig!!!!!!!  :mad: :furious :furious :furious :lol
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Skuzzy on October 26, 2006, 04:33:27 PM
Actually Mav, I saw it at another board.  It must be making the rounds.

Still funny though.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: WilldCrd on October 26, 2006, 04:48:52 PM
Wherever ya go, There ya are - Buckaroo Banzai

On a truckers T-shirt "I know the loads late! But, the voices in my head kept telling me to pull over and clean the guns!!

Heard from a AT&T Tech at the main downtown Dallas CO after cutting a primary fiber backbone -OOOPS! (cant post what his supervisor said but, i think ya'll can figure it out :rofl

The quotes in my siggy vvvvvvv:cool:
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Nefarious on October 26, 2006, 05:14:25 PM
If You're Not Strike, You're Just Support.

A-6 Intruder Pilot Quote/Motto.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Gunthr on October 26, 2006, 05:25:09 PM
"When you go a girling, use a johnny rubber -

Grandma Gunthr
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: Gunthr on October 26, 2006, 05:26:50 PM
PS: I'm from a family of ten, which will show grandma's wisdom
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: icemaw on October 28, 2006, 04:09:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hajo
Bumper Sticker:  Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from an automobile.


then there is the LA version honk if you want ot see an Uzi fired from an automobile
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: vorticon on October 28, 2006, 05:36:03 PM
well hell, what do you think apprentices are for!
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: OOZ662 on October 28, 2006, 06:38:32 PM
This is my signature that I use in my emails.


--
"They're extraordinary, they're like mystery stories! You don't even know what they're selling, until the very end. Three rabbits are on a log, and one of them goes home and hangs himself- buy a bike!" -Lewis Black on TV commercials
"How you could possibly expect to get a happy handshake and a cookie after calling us facists and Stalinists is beyond me." -John "SUPERFLY" Guytan
"Uh, yeah, hey buddy. I'll have a triple cheeseburger, and a large fries, and uh...do you sell pants?" -Peter Griffin
"I have twelve Jap Zeros surrounded, I could use some help here!"
"When the world is enveloped with nuclear winter, cockroaches will feast on twinkies." -Myself
"It's the Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!" -Col. Sanders, Space Balls
"I figured if the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one." -Major Payne
"If it ain't fixed, don't break it." -Myself
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." -Erwin Rommel
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
"Yes, I SHOULD be playing, but hell why pass up a perfectly good chance to blow something up in real life?" -RELIC
"Eagles may soar, but people don't get sucked into jet engines!"
"If I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. If I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Dom Hélder Câmara
"I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein.
"No need to worry, the Swedish pilots in German aircraft with US propellers will make the Soviets think twice before attacking this Finnish base in Sweden with their American bombers." -Kurt Berger
"If my parents' houseboat was on fire, the first thing I'd save would be the bacon...during my bacon rescue, I'd walk out real slow so the strips get nice and crispy."
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: lukster on October 29, 2006, 09:31:17 AM
Watched some low budget horror flick the other day. Bumper sticker on a Trans Am: My other toy has tits.