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Title: about me getting a life
Post by: handy169 on October 28, 2006, 07:07:59 PM
looking at the rankings.. people are telling me i need to get a life cause i brag about having the most kills. but looking i noticed that SHawk has 1924 kills in 168 hours .. LYNX has 1795 kills in 195 hours .. and i have 2323 kills in only 178 hours.. yet i am the one that needs a life?  heres another  person DanoDano has a whoping 1958 kills in 245 hours. thats nearly 70 more hours and 400 less kills then me. ..
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: SuperDud on October 28, 2006, 07:12:56 PM
U r Teh b3St!!!
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 28, 2006, 07:24:56 PM
if you have 2400 kills (period), then you need to get a life.

don't you have a woman, a sheep, or atleast a warm scarf you can have a nice evening with once in a while?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: SuperDud on October 28, 2006, 07:30:59 PM
I use a tube sock!
Title: Re: about me getting a life
Post by: 2bighorn on October 28, 2006, 07:58:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by handy169
...people are telling me i need to get a life...
You should listen to them
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 28, 2006, 08:04:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SuperDud
I use a tube sock!



wow super, you are teh l33t!
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: scottydawg on October 28, 2006, 08:06:58 PM
This is interesting why? This is relevant why? This is in the Combat Tour forum why?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 28, 2006, 08:12:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by scottydawg
This is interesting why? This is relevant why? This is in the Combat Tour forum why?


yeah, i was going to ask why this is in here but i forgot:huh

superdud is already wearing off on me, i is becoming stupider with every minute :furious
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Ball on October 30, 2006, 02:03:50 AM
you average 6 hours a day in aces high...

think how much you could earn if you worked that 6 hours instead!
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 02:39:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ball
you average 6 hours a day in aces high...

think how much you could earn if you worked that 6 hours instead!



do these guys with huge hours even have jobs? i can barely find time for 2-3 hours every few days:lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Bruv119 on October 30, 2006, 04:20:38 AM
has anyone told you its quality and not quantity and bigger is not always better  etc.

also you didnt list how many deaths you had for the people mentioned i'm sure they didnt die as much   :)


Bruv
~S~


PS:  my g/f had to change her bra size yesterday because she had a little discomfort  since ive been going out with here they have gone from  a 36c to 38 DD    :aok
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Bruv119 on October 30, 2006, 04:24:35 AM
just had a look out of interest as you and lynx were spamming 200 yesterday.

you have about 2200 gv kills for 1600 lost.

whereas you have little amounts of time in planes.

Hopefully you can go out and convince the GV part of the community that this aspect of the game isnt dead  and to log as many hours as you have this month to keep the GV tank battles fun....


Bruv
~S~
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: 1895 on October 30, 2006, 06:34:29 AM
He's just jealous he has school and that his gv spawn camping is no good
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: x0847Marine on October 30, 2006, 11:01:56 AM
Ever think its because you think "cartoon kills" are brag worthy in the 1st place?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: RTR on October 30, 2006, 11:16:23 AM
36c to 38dd

she's preggers bub.

cheers,
RTR
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Guppy35 on October 30, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
Where the heck do people find upwards of 200 hours a month for AH or any game?

That's just scary :huh

The fact that I'm pushing 40 hours this tour explains the looks the wife has been giving me of late :)
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Iceman24 on October 30, 2006, 11:23:54 AM
wow that's like 7-10 full 24 hour days some of you have played during the month... wow, thats about 7-8 hours a day !!  some say get a life, I say you already have 1, wish it was mine LOL... i'm doing good to play 30 minutes to an hour every other day or so and maybe an hour or 2 on the weekends
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: FX1 on October 30, 2006, 11:34:48 AM
Shawk is going for his all time record with kills. He was making fun of himself the other night on vox.

I fly 2 hours at best a day if my GF will let me get in that room without asking to many questions.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Mr No Name on October 30, 2006, 11:40:37 AM
LMAO and I have gone from 45 to 60 hours a month down to 18 this month and 14 last month and I thought I was spending too much time here.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: SkyRock on October 30, 2006, 11:55:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Bruv119
PS:  my g/f had to change her bra size yesterday because she had a little discomfort  since ive been going out with here they have gone from  a 36c to 38 DD    :aok

The breast are known to swell during early pregnancy to prepare for the production of milk! :aok
Title: get a life
Post by: jtdragon on October 30, 2006, 11:57:04 AM
Some people who play this game have nothing else to do, right , maybe they cann't leave the house for what every reason, (sickness, injury or what ever)                                                                                                            I also play alot of hours, worked hard to be able to retire early so I could enjoy myself. I also enjoy Camping, hiking, boating and fishing. Sorry for all you who were not smart  enough to think about retirement early in life.:D
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: storch on October 30, 2006, 11:59:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by RTR
36c to 38dd

she's preggers bub.

cheers,
RTR
lol I was just going to suggest the same thing.  congratulations bruv.
Title: Re: get a life
Post by: pluck on October 30, 2006, 12:08:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by jtdragon
I also play alot of hours, worked hard to be able to retire early so I could enjoy myself. I also enjoy Camping, hiking, boating and fishing. Sorry for all you who were not smart  enough to think about retirement early in life.

Some people who play this game have nothing else to do, right , maybe they can leave the house for what every reason, (sickness, injury or what ever.


i don't think this was intended in the way i'm about to portray it, but it reminds me of what i once heard someone say  "don't be mad at rich people, they have more money and a better life because they are smatter"
i heard this first hand from someone who i know, who only has money because they married it:)

i know your post is just a defensive posts because you play many hours.  if i where to retire, ways to go yet at 29, i'm not sure i would if it meant i would be spending days in front of the computer, though the other things sound nice.  just like to be busy thats all.   i also don't think it would be right to assume that because you were able to retire early you are smarter than anyone else.  we all go through this life as best we can, some save money now to have it later, others spend it now not counting on tomorrow.

now back to bragging about how many more kills everyone gets.
Title: Re: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 30, 2006, 12:35:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by handy169
looking at the rankings.. people are telling me i need to get a life cause i brag about having the most kills. but looking i noticed that SHawk has 1924 kills in 168 hours .. LYNX has 1795 kills in 195 hours .. and i have 2323 kills in only 178 hours.. yet i am the one that needs a life?  heres another  person DanoDano has a whoping 1958 kills in 245 hours. thats nearly 70 more hours and 400 less kills then me. ..


You die alot.  You die an awfull lot. You die an incredible amount.

Using todays figures  (best end of TOD)
Or for each of your death you get 1.09 kills.
I on the other hand get 3.5 kills for each of my deaths.

Lifes a funny old thing when you consider deaths :aok
Title: Re: Re: about me getting a life
Post by: Guppy35 on October 30, 2006, 12:46:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LYNX
You die alot.  You die an awfull lot. You die an incredible amount.

Using todays figures  (best end of TOD)
Or for each of your death you get 1.09 kills.
I on the other hand get 3.5 kills for each of my deaths.

Lifes a funny old thing when you consider deaths :aok


In particular when no one is really dying :)
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Pacman75 on October 30, 2006, 12:49:05 PM
Well there is some time ill never get back:rolleyes:
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 02:02:37 PM
If you play 150+ hrs you need to get a life....the amount of kills you have does not mean your good.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: spitbrit on October 30, 2006, 02:07:59 PM
Leave him alone  ur only jealus  coz he's a better combatant than u guys :rolleyes:
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 02:14:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by spitbrit
Leave him alone  ur only jealus  coz he's a better combatant than u guys :rolleyes:



ok 1 I would wipe the floor with him in the DA

2 being the best guy in aces high is like being the coolest guy with down syndrome---Name that movie
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 30, 2006, 02:19:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Major Biggles


superdud is already wearing off on me:furious


You should consider thats the only thing that hes wearing off on you.

Quote
I use a tube sock!
Title: Re: Re: Re: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 30, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Guppy35
In particular when no one is really dying :)


Here lies the crux of another problem.  Same thing happens with Cluedo but......
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Shuffler on October 30, 2006, 02:34:17 PM
We, of the Headhunters,are forbidden by the small print on our contracts from running up a high k/d ratio. To do so will mean the removal of the one things we cherish most in our 38s.... the blender so installed for our Official Squad Beverage. The blender is of such great importance, they are removed along with the engine superchargers on any wrecked 38 (Highly Classified) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. (Edited for security)

Our CO, Dan (CorkyJr) aka "The 38 Planter" will call us onto the carpet for such miniscule deviations in rectitude.

PS Please note that Lazer has been given a by month on his scoring for being our newest member.
Title: Re: Re: get a life
Post by: Clifra Jones on October 30, 2006, 02:36:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pluck
i don't think this was intended in the way i'm about to portray it, but it reminds me of what i once heard someone say  "don't be mad at rich people, they have more money and a better life because they are smatter"
i heard this first hand from someone who i know, who only has money because they married it:)


He was smart enough to marry her, wasn't he?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: RAIDER14 on October 30, 2006, 03:43:04 PM
notice how handy169 hasn't responded:lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 04:17:44 PM
what's this L33t pileit's ingame ID?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 04:23:25 PM
Pacerr
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Mathman on October 30, 2006, 04:24:56 PM
I think saying that you have a life while stating that you spend around 6 hours a day in the air is pretty much a confirmation that you have no life.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Squire on October 30, 2006, 04:31:55 PM
Another n00b talking up his GV kills. Kewl. :D
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 04:49:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by viper215
Pacerr



lol, handy is pacerr?

hahaha

i remember when he accused me of being a bish spy on my first day in AH because i had a low rank :lol what a dweeb (yes pacerr, it's pooface)

oh how things come around :rofl
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: pluck on October 30, 2006, 04:51:38 PM
lol, just when you think this thread is winding down, bamb! bbs is better than springer.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 05:06:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Major Biggles
lol, handy is pacerr?

hahaha

i remember when he accused me of being a bish spy on my first day in AH because i had a low rank :lol what a dweeb (yes pacerr, it's pooface)

oh how things come around :rofl


I just said pacerr I have no idea who it is.....I think its pacerr:p
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Stang on October 30, 2006, 05:22:09 PM
Pacerr!!!

:lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Ball on October 30, 2006, 05:22:39 PM
Viper, you need:-

"Piss off Lazs"

In your sig.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Killjoy2 on October 30, 2006, 05:33:19 PM
Hey Shuffler

 "The blender is of such great importance, they are removed along with the engine..."

I've noticed that little spinning thingy back there.   I didn't know it was the blender attachment.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 05:36:33 PM
Quote
Originally posted by viper215
I just said pacerr I have no idea who it is.....I think its pacerr:p




ohhh :(

i hope you're happy, you've gone and ruined my moment!
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 05:39:33 PM
just checked, and unfortunately i think handy169's game id is handy169 :(

still, his rank is terrible, i don't know what the tard is so proud of :rofl
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Stang on October 30, 2006, 06:35:16 PM
zomg, he has 2,528 sorties in GV's.

:O
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Max on October 30, 2006, 06:35:33 PM
Thanks for sharing handy169
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 06:43:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ball
Viper, you need:-

"Piss off Lazs"

In your sig.


Done
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 30, 2006, 06:46:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Major Biggles
just checked, and unfortunately i think handy169's game id is handy169 :(

still, his rank is terrible, i don't know what the tard is so proud of :rofl


It's this..... i have 2323 kills.  

Now you can debate with him the virtues off rolling JU88's on a capped field....repeatedly.  Why the rank system is unfair with regard to a few sorties as opposed many whilst yet rewarding those that do nothing allot.  Something about do 1 fighter sortie get number 1 rank yet guys with a gazillion hours creaming number 1 fighter rank.

Oh heck! I'm gonna fuse.  Anyways he done gone killed lotsa things.  Died almost the same mind but that don't count because JU88's can roll without bombs and you need bullets for a capture while a CV sails westward in a under populated side agenda.  Muhaha! I'm dead your not capture me now kinda thing.

Oh bugger it..... think I'll get a cuppa.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 30, 2006, 06:50:42 PM
wow lynx, you've really outdone yourself, i cant even begin to understand what that was about:rofl

how about some sleep instead of that tea? :lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 30, 2006, 06:57:26 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Major Biggles
wow lynx, you've really outdone yourself, i cant even begin to understand what that was about:rofl

how about some sleep instead of that tea? :lol


lol ask the threadie.  He understands it.  It made perfect sense to him when he explained it to us.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: RAIDER14 on October 30, 2006, 07:01:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pluck
lol, just when you think this thread is winding down, bamb! bbs is better than springer.
:lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: megadud on October 30, 2006, 07:01:58 PM
major biggles =  pooface? :huh  why not be pooface?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Stang on October 30, 2006, 07:22:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LYNX
It's this..... i have 2323 kills.  

Now you can debate with him the virtues off rolling JU88's on a capped field....repeatedly.  Why the rank system is unfair with regard to a few sorties as opposed many whilst yet rewarding those that do nothing allot.  Something about do 1 fighter sortie get number 1 rank yet guys with a gazillion hours creaming number 1 fighter rank.

Oh heck! I'm gonna fuse.  Anyways he done gone killed lotsa things.  Died almost the same mind but that don't count because JU88's can roll without bombs and you need bullets for a capture while a CV sails westward in a under populated side agenda.  Muhaha! I'm dead your not capture me now kinda thing.

Oh bugger it..... think I'll get a cuppa.
:huh
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 30, 2006, 07:26:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Stang
:huh
:p

My brain is Fried
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Nightshift82 on October 30, 2006, 07:37:23 PM
Viper, the movie is "Waiting" THE funniest flick I have ever seen!  I worked in food service while I was in school, so it really hits home.

what's this thread about anyway?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: parin on October 30, 2006, 07:38:04 PM
right hand love life?:rofl
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: killnu on October 30, 2006, 07:43:29 PM
lynx...breath....inhale...exh ale....type.:aok
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 30, 2006, 07:49:22 PM
I refer the honourable gentlemen to the answere I gave a moment ago.

"lol ask the threadie. He understands it. It made perfect sense to him when he explained it to us."
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: hubsonfire on October 30, 2006, 08:05:15 PM
It always surprises me when the British don't speak English. Lynx's post makes very little sense, but I think he's making fun of handy? Anyone care to translate this bit?

"Died almost the same mind but that don't count because JU88's can roll without bombs and you need bullets for a capture while a CV sails westward in a under populated side agenda. Muhaha! I'm dead your not capture me now kinda thing. "?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: megadud on October 30, 2006, 08:05:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by LYNX
It's this..... i have 2323 kills.  

Now you can debate with him the virtues off rolling JU88's on a capped field....repeatedly.  Why the rank system is unfair with regard to a few sorties as opposed many whilst yet rewarding those that do nothing allot.  Something about do 1 fighter sortie get number 1 rank yet guys with a gazillion hours creaming number 1 fighter rank.

Oh heck! I'm gonna fuse.  Anyways he done gone killed lotsa things.  Died almost the same mind but that don't count because JU88's can roll without bombs and you need bullets for a capture while a CV sails westward in a under populated side agenda.  Muhaha! I'm dead your not capture me now kinda thing.

Oh bugger it..... think I'll get a cuppa.


you know i don 't speak spanish!

PS waiting is funny but not the funniest ever. "oh not the goat you prettythanghole, sonofab****......" :lol
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: SAS_KID on October 30, 2006, 08:09:58 PM
HEY! I DO THE JU88 THING AND IT WORKS!
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: E25280 on October 30, 2006, 10:35:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Major Biggles
wow lynx, you've really outdone yourself, i cant even begin to understand what that was about:rofl

how about some sleep instead of that tea? :lol


Umm . . . Can't make linky.  Too stooopid.

But the stoopitdiy makes me think I understand what Lynx is referring to. It is in the wishlist forum . . .

Aces High BB > General Forums > Wishlist > have a min number sorties for rank to count

If not, then :huh
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: hubsonfire on October 30, 2006, 10:38:32 PM
The Germans had Enigma; AH has Lynx.

ps get : look just below the text window when you're composing a reply. Toggle for automatically linky linky stuff.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: E25280 on October 30, 2006, 10:56:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
The Germans had Enigma; AH has Lynx.

ps get : look just below the text window when you're composing a reply. Toggle for automatically linky linky stuff.
Has Target Overcome Stooopiditynesss? (http://www.flyaceshigh.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189928)


Yeah for me!  (thanks hubsonfire - furboll)

Always the simple things that trip me up . . . Like tying my shoes.
Title: Put down your AH crackpipes
Post by: Bunyip on October 31, 2006, 01:15:03 AM
:rofl
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: hubsonfire on October 31, 2006, 01:56:14 AM
Quote
Originally posted by E25280
Has Target Overcome Stooopiditynesss? (http://www.flyaceshigh.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=189928)


Yeah for me!  (thanks hubsonfire - furboll)

Always the simple things that trip me up . . . Like tying my shoes.


:rofl  Actually, I shouldn't be laughing. This isn't my first BBS account, and I figured that lil trick out about.... ohhhhh.... 2 months ago. :o
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Ball on October 31, 2006, 02:02:27 AM
Quote
Originally posted by hubsonfire
It always surprises me when the British don't speak English. Lynx's post makes very little sense, but I think he's making fun of handy? Anyone care to translate this bit?


Sorry, i cant understand it either.  Any crack smokers care to translate?
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: LYNX on October 31, 2006, 04:30:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ball
Sorry, i cant understand it either.  Any crack smokers care to translate?


Oh gee guys.  Your laughing at me:o .  It's easy :o  If I said ....
Now you can debate with him the virtues off ... Would it start to make sense.

Or "lol ask the threadie. He understands it. It made perfect sense to him when he explained it to us."

it was what he was saying that I was trying to paraphrase.  You know.  Upping Ju's at capped fields.  Using all ya bullets on him instead capturing.  If you do 1 sortie but fly for 200 yrs it rewards the looser for doing the winning in more time but less hours.....with a better hit % becuase you can't fly.........

Ggggrrrrrr it's got me again.  I give up.  Handy knows what I means  err he means.  
:noid
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: chaingun on October 31, 2006, 06:29:08 AM
yawn, i have 95 hrs in thus far, oh by the way im retired to:)  41 w/ 4 kids to, 16, 13, 11, 6 muwhahahaha,
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Major Biggles on October 31, 2006, 07:15:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by megadud
major biggles =  pooface? :huh  why not be pooface?



pooface got kinda old, not to mention annoying lol

haven't seen you in a while MD :)
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: lazs2 on October 31, 2006, 08:29:25 AM
handy.... you get like four kills per hour in fighters... the most kills you get are in gamey GV's.  

hell... if you meet another fighter you are lucky to survive a third of the time...

Are you saying that the top ranked guys are even worse at this than you are?  

Who says rank doesn't mean anything?  you prove it does have meaning.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Flayed1 on October 31, 2006, 08:41:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by chaingun
yawn, i have 95 hrs in thus far, oh by the way im retired to:)  41 w/ 4 kids to, 16, 13, 11, 6 muwhahahaha,


   LOL I got a lil catching up to do... 93 hours 20 min...

 Stay at home dad here, sent the wife to work after she spent all the bill money on who knows what.....     28 w/4 kids to, 8, 7, 6, 5    muwhahahaha. :D
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Golfer on October 31, 2006, 09:03:30 AM
I'm up to almost 16.5 hours.  Do I win a prize?



Do get a life.  Fortunately they come for a PC nowadays.  Wish you could still roll dice and move pieces around on a board.
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Title: about me getting a life
Post by: Flayed1 on October 31, 2006, 09:25:59 AM
Hard to have much of a life with no $... :(   This $15 a month is about all I can afford for some fun..
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: viper215 on October 31, 2006, 06:34:31 PM
Great game golfer :aok
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 31, 2006, 07:57:43 PM
The original Life board game is the best. The new one sucks balls.
Title: about me getting a life
Post by: SuperDud on October 31, 2006, 08:20:51 PM
LOL BlueJ at your sig. I saw that thread LMAO!@!@!@