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Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Jackal1 on October 30, 2006, 06:49:42 AM
Reported to complete total meltdown 10/31/06...

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/22_1162212418_globalmelting.jpg)



:D
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: ByeBye on October 30, 2006, 06:57:46 AM
lol.

I thought this was going to have something to do with all those killer hurricanes this year :rolleyes:
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: lukster on October 30, 2006, 08:31:00 AM
It was hotter in the middle ages. Witches simply caught fire back then.

(http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/4766/film/hg/faircop.jpg)
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Sixpence on October 30, 2006, 09:34:04 AM
That reminds me, the wife's b'day is coming up
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: storch on October 30, 2006, 10:08:37 AM
if she married you she's a saint.  you are very lucky someone agreed to allow you to pass your genes forward.
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Angus on October 30, 2006, 11:51:22 AM
Female hotness has little to do with the local temperature :D

And yet maybe not. In cold areas some hotness is required for keeping warm at night you see...so DOWN WITH GLOBAL WARMING!
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Gh0stFT on October 30, 2006, 02:04:06 PM
Ok after this serious talk now something for relaxing:

Tony Blair said today (http://environment.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,,1935201,00.html)  that the world was facing "nothing more serious,
more urgent, or more demanding of leadership" than climate change
and that Britons must be prepared to pay now to avoid future disaster.

Speaking at the launch of Sir Nicholas Stern's review (http://www.hm-treasury.gov.uk/Independent_Reviews/stern_review_economics_climate_change/sternreview_index.cfm) on tackling global
warming, the prime minister said there was "overwhelming scientific
evidence" that climate change was taking place and that the
consequences of failing to act would be "disastrous".

so much for latest global warming proof from here.

R
Gh0stFT
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: ghi on October 30, 2006, 02:19:08 PM
This Northwest passage is going to be ussable 2-3 month /year from 2015-2020, and compete with Panama Canal, shorter with 2000+miles for shiping from Europe/East Coast to Asia
 I read last week about Nicaragua, wants to bulid another Canal, are wasting money if the ice cap melts down


(http://fig.cox.miami.edu/~cmallery/150/handouts/nwpassage.gif)
(http://www.savebiogems.org/images/polar/map.gif)
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: FBplmmr on October 30, 2006, 05:39:01 PM
I think I have this figured out now.

There actually is global warming, however, the cause is not what they lead you to believe!  The actual cause of global warming has nothing to do with burning fossil fuels!


The actual  cause of the rise in earth temperature is.... BABY HARP SEALS!!!

think about .. how many BTU's those furry little whatevers must put out to keep from freezing to death!

back when everyone was clubbing the seals the earth was cooler.. now that they are reproducing unchecked ... the great white north is virtually being overun by fuzzy little spaceheaters AND surprise surprise.. the earths temperature is rising!!!

Im sure infrared satellite photos would really open your eyes to the problem..nay the disaster that is occuring while we sit on our hands and do nothing!

For the love of God and this planet we need to start clubbing seals again and soon!

Club a seal, save the planet!

:aok
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Angus on October 31, 2006, 09:26:32 AM
I thought it was teh secret underwater volcanoes.
:O :noid
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Jackal1 on October 31, 2006, 09:46:08 AM
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Originally posted by Angus
Female hotness has little to do with the local temperature :D
 


I beg to differ. Recently I was at a strip.........errrrrrrrrrrrrr rr...........social club and ice rapidly melted in my Jack and C. All due to the aforementioned "hotness". :D
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Angus on October 31, 2006, 11:40:22 AM
Swetty ladies ?

Or was there a devilish little volcanoe holding the glass :D
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: lukster on October 31, 2006, 06:18:50 PM
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Originally posted by Angus
I thought it was teh secret underwater volcanoes.
:O :noid


Secret? You're being facetious right? You do realize that there are more volcanos underwater than on land?
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Angus on November 01, 2006, 05:28:36 AM
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Originally posted by lukster
Secret? You're being facetious right? You do realize that there are more volcanos underwater than on land?



I know that. But there was no sudden increase in their activity as some here have clung on to explain the polar caps melting.
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: Jackal1 on November 03, 2006, 11:02:03 AM
The ice is melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noid




Where have I heard this before?  :rofl
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: lukster on November 03, 2006, 11:34:53 AM
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Originally posted by Angus
I know that. But there was no sudden increase in their activity as some here have clung on to explain the polar caps melting.


How do you know that?
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 03, 2006, 11:57:17 AM
The ice caps melting is easily explainable.  Since it's fact that cooling and warming follow cycles, a warming cycle would thus follow a cooling cycle.


And just as much as warming melts ice caps, cooling would freeze them again.

And since warming comes after cooling, it's only logic that after the cooling, the ice caps would reach a maximum size and then the only thing they could do would be to melt.
Title: Latest global warming proof
Post by: oboe on November 03, 2006, 01:52:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lasersailor184
The ice caps melting is easily explainable.  Since it's fact that cooling and warming follow cycles, a warming cycle would thus follow a cooling cycle.


And just as much as warming melts ice caps, cooling would freeze them again.

And since warming comes after cooling, it's only logic that after the cooling, the ice caps would reach a maximum size and then the only thing they could do would be to melt.


I have never read anything here that has reminded me so much of the character Dr. Pangloss from Voltaire's "Candide".     We really do inhabit the best of all possible worlds.    Thanks, LS.