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Title: Halloween
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 30, 2006, 01:58:42 PM

Who's dressing up? And as what?


Im going to a party after I get off work. Will be going as a sailor in my trops.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Estes on October 30, 2006, 02:03:08 PM

(http://myspace-808.vo.llnwd.net/01356/80/82/1356002808_l.jpg)

Had this party last night.

Title: Re: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 02:21:14 PM

Quote

Originally posted by BlueJ1
Who's dressing up? And why?


 

fixed.

Title: Halloween
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 30, 2006, 02:23:24 PM

:lol

Well some of us younger people that visit here dont go to bed at dark like the older members here. We also believe in this thing called fun.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 02:31:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by BlueJ1
:lol

Well some of us younger people that visit here dont go to bed at dark like the older members here. We also believe in this thing called fun.

Heh, yeah. I used to when I was a bartender.  I once dressed up as a lumberjack, and since I couldn't grow a good beard, I used a mascara brush to dab a fake beard all over my face....ended up back at my condo with this hot waitress (dressed up as a nurse in super short skirt) and boinked her until about 4am. When daylight came, SHE now had the mascara smeared all over certain parts of her anatomy. :rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: Octavius on October 30, 2006, 02:34:00 PM

boozed my face off in milwaukee over the weekend.  My brother and I went as Marty McFly and Doc Brown. :)

Title: Halloween
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 30, 2006, 02:36:56 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Heh, yeah. I used to when I was a bartender.  I once dressed up as a lumberjack, and since I couldn't grow a good beard, I used a mascara brush to dab a fake beard all over my face....ended up back at my condo with this hot waitress (dressed up as a nurse in super short skirt) and boinked her until about 4am. When daylight came, SHE now had the mascara smeared all over certain parts of her anatomy. :rofl

See, now its the younger generations to learn what female anatomy looks like with mascara. :aok

Title: Halloween
Post by: Airscrew on October 30, 2006, 03:25:08 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Heh, yeah. I used to when I was a bartender.  I once dressed up as a lumberjack, and since I couldn't grow a good beard, I used a mascara brush to dab a fake beard all over my face....ended up back at my condo with this hot waitress (dressed up as a nurse in super short skirt) and boinked her until about 4am. When daylight came, SHE now had the mascara smeared all over certain parts of her anatomy. :rofl

Somehow this came to mind

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/874_1162243296_250px-lumberjack_song.jpg)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day  
 
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.  

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
 
He cuts down trees, He eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.  

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.  

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????  
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama.  

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????  
 ...just like my dear Mama.
  Oh Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Airscrew on October 30, 2006, 03:27:24 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/874_1162243571_150px-graham_chapman_colonel.jpg)

Dear Sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast, about the lumberjack who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) PS I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Blooz on October 30, 2006, 03:38:36 PM

GF was Little Red Riding Hood.

I was Big Bad Wolf.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 03:44:44 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Airscrew
Somehow this came to mind

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/874_1162243296_250px-lumberjack_song.jpg)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day  
 
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.  

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
 
He cuts down trees, He eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.  

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.  

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????  
He's a lumberjack, and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
 
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama.  

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????  
 ...just like my dear Mama.
  Oh Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on October 30, 2006, 03:58:19 PM

(http://www.augustbach.com/eastwood.bmp)

two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

you dig.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Mr No Name on October 30, 2006, 04:11:34 PM

Dayummmm 88!  

Title: Halloween
Post by: Mr No Name on October 30, 2006, 04:17:27 PM

I am going as a long-haired drunken redneck...   Now where did I put that Saran Wrap???

(http://iisjames.com/oldsite/iisjames/images/james1.gif)

Title: Halloween
Post by: dmf on October 30, 2006, 04:48:08 PM

I'm going to a party down the street  that starts at 6pm, and goes till the last person is standing :) Needless to say I'm taking Wednesday off from work to counteract the hangover.




I really plan to be the drunkest Vampire there :)
I know the Vampire thing is old, but its still cool if you do it right, and trust me I can look the part real easy.

Title: Halloween
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 30, 2006, 04:53:24 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
(http://www.augustbach.com/eastwood.bmp)

two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

you dig.

NICE!  I might have to steal that for next year...

Title: Halloween
Post by: dmf on October 30, 2006, 04:59:33 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
(http://www.augustbach.com/eastwood.bmp)

two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig.

you dig.

Ok I see you wheres the good and the bad :D

Title: Halloween
Post by: Debonair on October 30, 2006, 05:01:11 PM

Quote

Originally posted by the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend
Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also:mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :cool: :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: Shuckins on October 30, 2006, 05:13:08 PM

Tried partying in this last year.  I got beat up a lot...so I can't recommend it.

(http://kd4dcy.net/rthumor/Mr_Bean.jpg)

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 05:24:32 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Estes
(http://myspace-808.vo.llnwd.net/01356/80/82/1356002808_l.jpg)

Had this party last night.

WORST paint face for the guy on the right, in 2006.:huh

Title: Halloween
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 30, 2006, 06:08:08 PM

My friend's outfit was not finished.  He was building a Domino's Fudge'ems costume.

So when we went to go out friday evening, he didn't know what to do.  I gave him a great idea.


You only go to parties wearing pants and shoes.  Someone will inevitably ask you, "What are you?"

You say, "Premature Ejaculation."

Some people will leave it at that.  Some will say, "I don't get it."

You then say, "I just came in my pants!"

Instant IQ test.  A little less then half the people didn't get it at all.  One girl even said, "Why would you admit to that?"

Title: Halloween
Post by: rpm on October 30, 2006, 06:15:10 PM

I'm wearing a pair of roller skates and nothing else. I'm going as a pull toy.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Estes on October 30, 2006, 06:16:52 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
WORST paint face for the guy on the right, in 2006.:huh

Ahem, the face paint was irrelevant. I had a costume on which covered my face anyway. The face paint was to fill in the gaps. Thanks for your interest though. :)

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 06:37:04 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Estes
Ahem, the face paint was irrelevant. I had a costume on which covered my face anyway. The face paint was to fill in the gaps. Thanks for your interest though. :)

Oh, okay. That's allowed. Do you still wear the mask after halloween? :D

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 06:38:29 PM

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
I'm wearing a pair of roller skates and nothing else. I'm going as a pull toy.

A DEFECTIVE pull toy.(Hey mommy, this one doesn't have a rope!) :rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: Estes on October 30, 2006, 06:38:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Oh, okay. That's allowed. Do you still wear the mask after halloween? :D

sometimes, my girlfriend still wears her catwoman outfit. Yaknow, when we are in *that* mood. :D

Title: Halloween
Post by: Ripsnort on October 30, 2006, 06:41:01 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Estes
sometimes, my girlfriend still wears her catwoman outfit. Yaknow, when we are in *that* mood. :D

That mood? Like when she brings home kitty litter from the grocery store?:huh ;)

Title: Halloween
Post by: Airscrew on October 30, 2006, 06:42:05 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
A DEFECTIVE pull toy.(Hey mommy, this one doesn't have a rope!) :rofl

you beat me to it,  :rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: Estes on October 30, 2006, 07:01:10 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
That mood? Like when she brings home kitty litter from the grocery store?:huh ;)

kitty litter? pfft, we have a yard...;)

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on October 30, 2006, 07:27:16 PM

Quote

Originally posted by dmf
Ok I see you wheres the good and the bad :D

recon we all lost a little something in that war.

(spit)

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on October 30, 2006, 07:29:24 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort
WORST paint face for the guy on the right, in 2006.:huh

ahem.  if i may.

this sir, is the remains of a once great face paint.  a face so fierce.  so horrifyingly terrible that it actually caused a visible red shift.

this is the face of a stallion.  a beau brommel if you will.  

his face having been licked all night by cat woman.



i say, this is a man who knows his party.


it must have been fun.



88

Title: Halloween
Post by: Chairboy on October 31, 2006, 11:11:13 PM

Finished my costume!

(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20236.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20238.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20228.jpg)

Title: Halloween
Post by: RAIDER14 on October 31, 2006, 11:36:27 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
Finished my costume!

(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20236.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20238.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20228.jpg)

how did you walk in that thing?:confused:

Title: Halloween
Post by: Debonair on October 31, 2006, 11:58:23 PM

zOMG he gonna give you teh clamps!

Title: Halloween
Post by: Russian on November 01, 2006, 12:15:26 AM

(http://xe5.xanga.com/857d111032c3286517631/w59627382.jpg)


Meh on left!

Title: Halloween
Post by: Chairboy on November 01, 2006, 01:06:44 AM

Video of me walking, per request:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6819944270491169097

Title: Halloween
Post by: moot on November 01, 2006, 01:21:01 AM

:lol  That old git's running away from you.

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 01, 2006, 04:18:11 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
Finished my costume!

(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20236.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20238.jpg)
(http://hallert.net/powerloader/images/qdig-files/converted-images/med_October%202006%20228.jpg)

sawwwweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Title: Halloween
Post by: Vudak on November 01, 2006, 06:11:42 AM

I just taped a potato to my shoulder.  Last year I taped it to my head but I didn't want to come off as a total weirdo this time.

I will say one thing about Halloween.  Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, hippy women who burned your bras and got the world started on this nice trend towards women wearing as little as possible.

That is definately one good thing liberals have done for this world :aok

Title: Halloween
Post by: Nilsen on November 01, 2006, 07:11:00 AM

Sooo Chairboy.

You are going as Lt. Ellen Ripley? :D

nice tits!

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 01, 2006, 01:13:11 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen

nice tits!

:rofl

Title: Halloween
Post by: Chairboy on November 01, 2006, 01:16:30 PM

I tried to find one of those pink 80s sweater-tops she was wearing, but it just wasn't meant to be....

Title: Halloween
Post by: 2Slow on November 01, 2006, 01:25:14 PM

I wore my usual casual attire.  I looked liked the average guy next door.

When I was asked where my costume was I stated that I was wearing it.  After being given a good look over, then the next question was, "So what are you?"  To which I replied, "A serial killer.  They always say they looked just like the a 'guy next door type of person'."

Talk about a conversation killer!

Got the idea off of Fox News web site.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Nifty on November 01, 2006, 01:37:43 PM

Quote

Originally posted by 2Slow
I wore my usual casual attire.  I looked liked the average guy next door.

When I was asked where my costume was I stated that I was wearing it.  After being given a good look over, then the next question was, "So what are you?"  To which I replied, "A serial killer.  They always say they looked just like the a 'guy next door type of person'."

Talk about a conversation killer!

Got the idea off of Fox News web site.

Wasn't that kinda in the Addam's Family movie?

"what are you, little girl?"
"a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

Title: Halloween
Post by: Urchin on November 01, 2006, 01:49:27 PM

Quote

Originally posted by lasersailor184
My friend's outfit was not finished.  He was building a Domino's Fudge'ems costume.

So when we went to go out friday evening, he didn't know what to do.  I gave him a great idea.


You only go to parties wearing pants and shoes.  Someone will inevitably ask you, "What are you?"

You say, "Premature Ejaculation."

Some people will leave it at that.  Some will say, "I don't get it."

You then say, "I just came in my pants!"

Instant IQ test.  A little less then half the people didn't get it at all.  One girl even said, "Why would you admit to that?"

LOL

Title: Halloween
Post by: Latrobe on November 01, 2006, 03:52:32 PM

went as General Patton....hey some1 had too

Title: Halloween
Post by: Golfer on November 01, 2006, 04:02:03 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Mr No Name
I am going as a long-haired drunken redneck...   Now where did I put that Saran Wrap???

(http://iisjames.com/oldsite/iisjames/images/james1.gif)

All this time and now I understand it's YOU.  Makes so much sense.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Gryffin on November 01, 2006, 04:22:25 PM

Chairboy that is the coolest thing ever!

Title: Halloween
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 01, 2006, 04:56:48 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Russian
(http://xe5.xanga.com/857d111032c3286517631/w59627382.jpg)


Meh on left!

Kungfu Hustle?

Title: Halloween
Post by: Chairboy on November 01, 2006, 05:08:02 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Gryffin
Chairboy that is the coolest thing ever!

Thanks!  If any of y'all have digg accounts, feel free to click the 'Digg this' button on http://hallert.net/powerloader/

It got posted to slashdot.org this afternoon, but to truly make my web provider cry it needs to be dugg as well.  :D

Title: Halloween
Post by: lukster on November 01, 2006, 05:21:18 PM

You should dub in some mechanical sounds Chairboy.

Title: Halloween
Post by: Chairboy on November 01, 2006, 05:32:27 PM

Oh neat, it got posted to Fark.

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 01, 2006, 06:17:29 PM

wtfg.

Title: Halloween
Post by: dmf on November 01, 2006, 08:10:46 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
recon we all lost a little something in that war.

(spit)

Ya think?

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 02, 2006, 04:45:04 AM

think?

:confused:

what's that?

Title: Halloween
Post by: dmf on November 02, 2006, 07:49:11 PM

Don't know I forgot after the vampire bit me.

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 02, 2006, 08:28:29 PM

undead chicks are cool.

:)

Title: Halloween
Post by: Russian on November 03, 2006, 08:14:52 AM

Quote

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Kungfu Hustle?

No, but I can be. :D Dress was "Assassin for Chinese mafia"

Title: Halloween
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 03, 2006, 09:19:21 AM

You do look like one of those Kung Fu Musicians.  Almost dead on.  That's why I said it.

err, maybe not.

(http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/kung-fu-hustle/kung-fu-hustle-4.jpg)

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 03, 2006, 09:22:26 AM

kung fu micheal jackson?

:D

Title: Halloween
Post by: dmf on November 03, 2006, 07:12:47 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
undead chicks are cool.

:)

When was teh last time you saw one?

Title: Halloween
Post by: JB88 on November 03, 2006, 08:51:30 PM

she's glaring at me as i type this.

:confused:

Title: Halloween
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 03, 2006, 10:44:27 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
she's glaring at me as i type this.

:confused:

They say a bat to the head make em go down real easy.

Unfortunately in our PC world you will then be fored to try to explain to and convince a jury that she really was one fo the "undead" LOL